MariannNOVA Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 these are right on page one right now and I stink at putting together Thread Titles, BUT, here they are STARING me right in the face: needing help picking myself up...Where can I aquire a spine? that is all. My sincere apologies for not being able to wait till Friday.......I mean, the world could end between now and then. :001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakia Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 These two are making me laugh: Itching and weight loss...holy dinah! it's a break through If only I could scratch these dang love handles off!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted August 17, 2010 Author Share Posted August 17, 2010 These two are making me laugh: Itching and weight loss...holy dinah! it's a break through If only I could scratch these dang love handles off!! :lol: :lol::lol:Well, I am willing to give it a try if you are.:lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hornblower Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 These two are making me laugh: Itching and weight loss...holy dinah! it's a break through If only I could scratch these dang love handles off!! :lol: :smilielol5: 3 mosquito bites = 1 lb ? Sound about right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeefreak Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 LOL! Your head was going to explode, wasn't it? Here's mine: Riding a bike? Nope, typing on my computer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatCyndiGirl Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Who is Doran? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted August 17, 2010 Author Share Posted August 17, 2010 LOL! Your head was going to explode, wasn't it? Here's mine: Riding a bike? Nope, typing on my computer! YES! And I am on my laptop at the library and I had to let you all know that I finally found two thread titles that make a funny.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakia Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Who is Doran? :svengo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 ME! ME! "How do you clean cobwebs off the top of your kitchen?" "Guns in the house" (think of the collateral damage, ladies) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakia Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 :smilielol5: 3 mosquito bites = 1 lb ? Sound about right? If that were so, I would weigh 100 lbs. You should see my legs. Geez louise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hornblower Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Who is Doran? THIS is Doran. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakia Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Here's another one: What's for dinner tonight? more fire dept humor Oh, wait, maybe that's just me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted August 17, 2010 Author Share Posted August 17, 2010 :svengo: :lol::lol::lol: I think that question needs a 'sticky.' Or DORAN s/b in the abbreviations or acronyms or whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted August 17, 2010 Author Share Posted August 17, 2010 ME! ME! "How do you clean cobwebs off the top of your kitchen?" "Guns in the house" (think of the collateral damage, ladies) Heather! Step away from the Sub-Zero! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted August 17, 2010 Author Share Posted August 17, 2010 Here's another one: What's for dinner tonight? more fire dept humor Oh, wait, maybe that's just me... Not just you - I lol'd and I am at the library! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatCyndiGirl Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 :lol::lol::lol: I think that question needs a 'sticky.' Or DORAN s/b in the abbreviations or acronyms or whatever. Thank you! And Thank You, hornblower for the link. And, listen here, Nakia,....you can svengo all you want, Missy, but if you don't straighten up and fly right I'm gonna' whip a leprosy-riddled armadilla' at thine head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted August 17, 2010 Author Share Posted August 17, 2010 What's for dinner tonight? I'm afraid I'm opening a can of worms, but... :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Dominion Heather Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 These two are my favorites: My bottom appears to be stuck in the seat... Gross, gross, gross content... :001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted August 17, 2010 Author Share Posted August 17, 2010 These two are my favorites: My bottom appears to be stuck in the seat... Gross, gross, gross content... :001_huh: :iagree: That first thread title is just asking for it. Very well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakia Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 what's for dinner tonight? i'm afraid i'm opening a can of worms, but... :lol::lol::lol: Don't do it!!! Your family deserves better! Go to McDonald's!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookfiend Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Can I play? Here's my two: What's for dinner tonight? I'm afraid I'm opening a can of worms, but.... Edit: AWWW you're a faster typist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakia Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Thank you! And Thank You, hornblower for the link. And, listen here, Nakia,....you can svengo all you want, Missy, but if you don't straighten up and fly right I'm gonna' whip a leprosy-riddled armadilla' at thine head! I ain't skeered of no stinkin' lepered armerdiller!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caitilin Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 I like: I am afraid of opening a can of worms, but...tell me about 18 gal totes under the bed!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted August 17, 2010 Author Share Posted August 17, 2010 This one works for me: May I have your attention please! My bottom appears to be stuck in the seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hornblower Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 What's for dinner tonight? I'm afraid I'm opening a can of worms, but... :lol::lol::lol: OMG :lol::lol::lol: Make fresh worms! Canned is just so gross. I never serve those to my family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted August 17, 2010 Author Share Posted August 17, 2010 Can I play? Here's my two: What's for dinner tonight? I'm afraid I'm opening a can of worms, but.... Edit: AWWW you're a faster typist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Marple Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Smoke Tree Question...More Fire Dept. Humor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted August 17, 2010 Author Share Posted August 17, 2010 Smoke Tree Question...More Fire Dept. Humor :toetap05:.......and where have YOU been?:toetap05: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dm379 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Weight loss help nutrisystem weight watchers.... my bottom appears to be stuck in the seat (I really need to figure out how to link things) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookfiend Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 my bottom appears to be stuck in the seat (very) small space storage questions/ideas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeefreak Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Heather! Step away from the Sub-Zero! :lol: Tell me about 18 gal totes under the bed. . . Um, why? How big is the body? And Trust me, you all will find this funny Run away!!! She said "Trust me," it must be a trap!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mejane Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Dr. Jay Wile left Apologia. The earth moved and the heavens split open. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Marple Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 :toetap05:.......and where have YOU been?:toetap05: On the beaches of Florida! Lots of fun and relaxation and good food. If you're ever on Marco Island, try Davide's Italian Cafe and Deli. Ds# 2 who just returned from Italy a few weeks ago thought this restaurant was better than most of the ones he tried in Italy. Ah, the tiramisu and coffee...wonderful :001_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Marple Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Please tell me my boys aren't the only ones who scream like crazy people...The earth moved and the heavens split open OMG! I can soooo relate:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted August 18, 2010 Author Share Posted August 18, 2010 OMG :lol::lol::lol: Make fresh worms! Canned is just so gross. I never serve those to my family. Smoke Tree Question...More Fire Dept. Humor Weight loss help nutrisystem weight watchers.... my bottom appears to be stuck in the seat (I really need to figure out how to link things) my bottom appears to be stuck in the seat (very) small space storage questions/ideas Tell me about 18 gal totes under the bed. . . Um, why? How big is the body? And Trust me, you all will find this funny Run away!!! She said "Trust me," it must be a trap!!! Dr. Jay Wile left Apologia. The earth moved and the heavens split open. :D Please tell me my boys aren't the only ones who scream like crazy people...The earth moved and the heavens split open OMG! I can soooo relate:lol: :lol::lol::lol:These are great! And, I can SO use a laugh tonight. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doran Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 :seeya: Hi, y'all! ThatCyndiGirl -- I'm a real hooman, and I used to be a real regular here. But, when my daughters went to public school in the fall of '08, I found myself feeling less and less apt to join in the discussions at TWTM. I do pop in every now and again (well, duh!) for a bit of nostalgia, or a good laugh. Back in the day, I often came up with sarcastic replies to posts that struck my funny bone. Like this, for a quick example: What is fair to charge...? Darlin', the way I see it, anything's fair as long as the hubster doesn't find out. Because, you know, "there are some things money can't buy." I think it's great that the tradition...and its variations...lives on. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 :seeya: Hi, y'all! ThatCyndiGirl -- I'm a real hooman, and I used to be a real regular here. But, when my daughters went to public school in the fall of '08, I found myself feeling less and less apt to join in the discussions at TWTM. I do pop in every now and again (well, duh!) for a bit of nostalgia, or a good laugh. Back in the day, I often came up with sarcastic replies to posts that struck my funny bone. Like this, for a quick example: What is fair to charge...? Darlin', the way I see it, anything's fair as long as the hubster doesn't find out. Because, you know, "there are some things money can't buy." I think it's great that the tradition...and its variations...lives on. ;) Doran - do you have a bat beacon that goes on whenever someone starts a Channeling Doran thread? It's amazing how you always know!:lol: Good to see you!:seeya: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caitilin Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Hi Doran! And how about this one: Calling all writers...Why do YOU blog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doran Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Doran - do you have a bat beacon that goes on whenever someone starts a Channeling Doran thread? It's amazing how you always know!:lol: Good to see you!:seeya: Nah, nothing that fancy. Just a simple name search, that's all. Pity, though. A bat beacon could be handy. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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