specialmama Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 dd11 is playing in the next room. This is what I heard: "now sir... you need to understand that you committed a horrible crime. You have 2 options. Either turn yourself in to the police, or allow this giant parrot to gnaw on your head. I realize it's a tough decision to make. On one hand you can spend 25 years in prison, on the other hand you can have one mean masticated mullet. Your choice." :lol: Shall I congratulate myself on her mastery of alliteration, the proper use of the word masticate or her (not so) merciful options for the criminal? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCoffeeChick Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 :lol::lol::lol: LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snickerdoodle Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 :lol: Crazy kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaithManor Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Love it!! Let's make her attorney general...clearly, this approach would reduce crime recidivism. Faith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Inna* Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialmama Posted August 13, 2010 Author Share Posted August 13, 2010 Love it!! Let's make her attorney general...clearly, this approach would reduce crime recidivism. Faith :lol: Clearly! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Elf Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 .. on the other hand you can have one mean masticated mullet. Your choice." :lol::lol: That should be extra credit in LA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baseball mom Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starr Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Aren't you glad you didn't miss that? Hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Rat Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Love her imagination! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrissymama Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 :lol::lol::lol:clearly she is homeschooled. If other kids heard her they'd be SO confused. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhea Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 :lol: ... so what did he choose??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanceXToo Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatCyndiGirl Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 I dunno. It sounds like the defendant really had no choice. Did the crime occur in the presence of at least two credible Playmobile figures as witnesses? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialmama Posted August 14, 2010 Author Share Posted August 14, 2010 :lol::lol: That should be extra credit in LA! I think that can be arranged! Aren't you glad you didn't miss that? Hilarious! Ah, yes! I love moments like this! Love her imagination! Yes, she's quite the kid! ... so what did he choose??? I believe he talked his way out of both. :lol: I dunno. It sounds like the defendant really had no choice. Did the crime occur in the presence of at least two credible Playmobile figures as witnesses? ;) WEll, I don't know about credibility, because the boy who was nearest was riding his horse backwards and has been known to join in with the pirates and steal the scuba diver's treasure chest. Not a good witness. But you know, the defendant did a great job of self-representing. His case was focused on parrot diets and how hair would cause stomach upset. I believe he walked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babysparkler Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amydavis Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 :smilielol5: This made me chuckle out loud! Too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycalling Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 :rofl: She must be a riot to raise! How funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherbrother Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 That was so funny. It reminds you to listen closer to the little things kids say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrappyhappymama Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 That made me literally laugh out loud. Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Elf Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 WEll, I don't know about credibility, because the boy who was nearest was riding his horse backwards and has been known to join in with the pirates and steal the scuba diver's treasure chest. Not a good witness. But you know, the defendant did a great job of self-representing. His case was focused on parrot diets and how hair would cause stomach upset. I believe he walked. Oh man do I miss those Playmobil days. They are so much fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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