Mmmmmm... ahhhhh... glurrrglglgllerrrrrrrr... fries. :D My kryptonite.
I will eat them with any combination of:
-salt
-malt vinegar
-white vinegar
-ketchup
Or these*:
-gravy
-cheese curds
* This is called poutine in Canada, and it is insanely good. More kryptonite.
Swiss Chalet sauce as a fry dip is also good.
Special mention for fries with KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) gravy, which I haven't had in years, but must get this weekend. :D It is mother's day, after all. I may get a nice A & W root beer to go with. (Haven't had that in years, either.)