Slartibartfast Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 "Taste the rainbow!" Someone apparently said that around my kid while they had gas and he was very impressed by it. When I figure out who it was they are going to GET IT. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luanne Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 (edited) Rigorous STEM "Got it, mom" from my son when he clearly hasn't "got it" Kelly nm Edited May 11, 2015 by Susan Wise Bauer Uncalled for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snickerplum Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 "It wasn't me" or "I didn't do it!!" Good grief. I didn't ask who did it!? Just pick it up, clean it up, put it away or do whatever it was I asked. It's called obedience. :-) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waa510 Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 "Am I done?" as in done with schoolwork for the day. No, child, look at the pile of stuff you haven't gotten to yet. You are definitely not done!! I've had to start adding more work to prevent the question. The school song of the local elementary school being loudly sung in my presence. Ever. Again. Why oh why must neighborhood kids insist on teaching my girls their school song?!! Every school song is annoying. It's like all the schools in the universe got together and said, "We should put this to the tune of Yankee Doodle!! Brilliant!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAMom Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 "Well, actually, the MythBusters say....." I'm so sick of being proven wrong by those guys! :p 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErinE Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 "I'm not griping, but..." And everything that follows is a gripe. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristi26 Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 "So what are we eating for dinner?" This question usually comes while I am making dinner and they can SEE what I'm making very clearly. It's also asked at least four times, once by each kid. I've started saying, "Go ask ______, I just told him." :lol: All the voices that my kids insist on creating around here are also on the list. Some have been banned, like the Gwibble, spelled GWBL, and stands for "guy with bad luck." They made him up and he has the most annoying voice. Now they have taken to calling him "The Doofus." The Doofus has been banished to the basement. They were under the impression that I couldn't tell that it was the same guy, different voice. Sigh... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristi26 Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 "Stop it!" How long does it take for brothers to stop messing with each other? It's always something petty, too. Well, my brothers are 30 and 33 and the 33 YO STILL pesters the 30 year old...if it ever stops, I'll let you know! ;) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeFe Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 The phrase, "What the --" spoken by children. They leave the phrase hanging but I hate it just the same. It sounds terrible but it's pretty popular here. I've had to correct my kids quite a few times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Strawberry Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 "I'm still hungry'" :cursing: "Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmm uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh! Wah! Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" <that's Luna, fussing because she's tired. Go. To. Sleep, baby. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 "So what are we eating for dinner?" This question usually comes while I am making dinner and they can SEE what I'm making very clearly. It's also asked at least four times, once by each kid. I've started saying, "Go ask ______, I just told him." :lol: All the voices that my kids insist on creating around here are also on the list. Some have been banned, like the Gwibble, spelled GWBL, and stands for "guy with bad luck." They made him up and he has the most annoying voice. Now they have taken to calling him "The Doofus." The Doofus has been banished to the basement. They were under the impression that I couldn't tell that it was the same guy, different voice. Sigh... We had a "guy" like that here. He was called Fred Kit. Fred Kit did all the things nobody would cop to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 For me, it is DH practicing drums. (mid-life crisis material; not like he's good at it.) Also on the list, never-ending squabble between two sons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyJoy Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 "Mommy, what time is it?" (In the car when he can SEE the clock!) "Mommy, please can I watch a movie?" (Is it toddler's nap time yet? No? Then you know the answer is no!) "Mommy, please can I roll down my window?" (Not at 65 mph.) "Is it past my bedtime? Can I stay up past my bedtime?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Another one, from today: Happy Mother's Day, to mom's (notice the apostrophe!) of fur kids! Um, no. Those aren't kids, and you aren't their mom. And learn to spell while you're at it! My MIL's only FB post on mother's day was about how much she misses her dogs That have died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 My MIL's only FB post on mother's day was about how much she misses her dogs That have died. Sadly, I could see my MIL posting that if she was on Facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementine Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 The name Kardashian, a Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber song, an MLM endorsement....... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Entropymama Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 "Mom, you said..." :cursing: Uptown Funk :auto: This is now fixed in my brain. Thanks. :laugh: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsWeasley Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 "It's no my fault that...." or "It's not fair!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawnM Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Uptown Funk :auto: I like Uptown Funk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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