Critterfixer Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 All these little kittehs are very cute. All I have are very old kahts. I sometimes threaten them with a kittehn. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Yes! We should be on here while we watch. And post comments. Like Mystery Science Theater 3000. Loved that show! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 This is what I want: a 3-ringed "folder" that is designed to hold, say, 5 to 20 pages that will open flat (like in a binder) without having to fold the pages open (like with the gold brads). But I want it to be thinner than a 1/2" binder. Thin like a pocket folder and with the ability to add new pages. Also, it should cost less than $3. Does this exist? If not, will you invent one? I need 6 of them by 8am on Tuesday. Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter. P.S. I am willing to jerry-rig something. I have 3-hole-punched pocket folders. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Good luck. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 All these little kittehs are very cute. All I have are very old kahts. I sometimes threaten them with a kittehn. Yessssss. Get a kittehn. My white cat is almost 9 years old, but that is an estimate because she is a rescue. I hope she lives for 20 more years because I heart her so much. Lap cat. This is what I want: a 3-ringed "folder" that is designed to hold, say, 5 to 20 pages that will open flat (like in a binder) without having to fold the pages open (like with the gold brads). But I want it to be thinner than a 1/2" binder. Thin like a pocket folder and with the ability to add new pages. Also, it should cost less than $3. Does this exist? If not, will you invent one? I need 6 of them by 8am on Tuesday. Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter. I have a lot of binder problems. And a lot of binders. Let me know if your dream binder appears. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Good luck. Luck? Who needs luck when you are backed by the brain power within ITT!!! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I want candy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I want candy. Here - have a Lifesaver. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Here - have a Lifesaver. I'm a spoiled brat and I want sour patch kids. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Kenny G. Sigh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 You need to watch this right now. It's a universal issue. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I'm a spoiled brat and I want sour patch kids. I don't know what those are, but I trust they taste better than Cabbage Patch Kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 You need to watch this right now. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p6_dJDPgac0 It's a universal issue. My husband. At least he's rich. Wait... no. At least he's... um... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I don't know what those are, but I trust they taste better than Cabbage Patch Kids. Sour gummies covered in sugar that remind me of going to the beach as a kid. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 You need to watch this right now. It's a universal issue. The struggle is real. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I made a comma splice in the above reply, and I hate myself for it. Also, sentence fragment. Because sloppy. :001_tt2: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I won! Won? Being awake? I doubt it. I only left the thread, not the world of wakefulness. So there! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I need a cheerleader. I need to get up off of my tired butt and find some chicken, defrost it and make stir-fry. Where's Lynn when you need her? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Won? Being awake? I doubt it. I only left the thread, not the world of wakefulness. So there! I meant that I got to bed first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I meant that I got to bed first. Well, yes. That. [hangs head in shame] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I got Dancer loving on Kenny G now. Or maybe it was him playing the Titanic theme... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Critterfixer Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Yessssss. Get a kittehn. My white cat is almost 9 years old, but that is an estimate because she is a rescue. I hope she lives for 20 more years because I heart her so much. Lap cat. Not yet. I have five cats, all over ten, and three with significant health issues. I don't have the energy and patience to handle a little spring-tail right now, but someday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Not yet. I have five cats, all over ten, and three with significant health issues. I don't have the energy and patience to handle a little spring-tail right now, but someday. Oh, yes, do wait. Bless you for caring for old cats with health issues. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I need a cheerleader. I need to get up off of my tired butt and find some chicken, defrost it and make stir-fry. Where's Lynn when you need her? Go Jean Go! Chicken stir fry sounds yummy! I was having friends over. We were going to grill. Dh had to work. So I grilled. :smilielol5: And burnt it. But it was still mostly edible. :svengo: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I made my stir-fry. But I was frugal with both my energy and my food. I realized that I had leftover cooked chicken and beef so I cut both up and used them in the dish. Woo hoo! Thanks, Lynn. I knew you had my back. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Go Jean Go! Chicken stir fry sounds yummy! I was having friends over. We were going to grill. Dh had to work. So I grilled. :smilielol5: And burnt it. But it was still mostly edible. :svengo: Boy, can I do up some bbq. Because grill. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I just completed a spy mission for my 90 year old mom. She was worried about something with one my brothers that he won't talk to her about. So I offered to call him and in the course of conversation he told me what I needed to know. :ph34r: She's happy and isn't worried anymore and brother didn't seem to suspect me of spying for mom. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I've been doing yoga for like 45 minutes. The corpse pose. I rock at it. (For those unfamiliar this is a joke about me laying around like a drunkard or knocked out individual. Or a person who fell asleep at the end of yoga.) 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I ate almost a full day's worth of calories at lunchtime with a #2 from Mickey D's. I'm drinking water the rest of the night. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrissiK Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I just completed a spy mission for my 90 year old mom. She was worried about something with one my brothers that he won't talk to her about. So I offered to call him and in the course of conversation he told me what I needed to know. :ph34r: She's happy and isn't worried anymore and brother didn't seem to suspect me of spying for mom. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:Wow! You're good. I always wanted to be a spy. Nobody would ever suspect a worn out middle aged mom with 5 kids would they? I just need to brush up on my kick-boxing skills. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Wow! You're good. I always wanted to be a spy. Nobody would ever suspect a worn out middle aged mom with 5 kids would they? I just need to brush up on my kick-boxing skills. No one suspected Mrs. Pollifax and she was older than we are. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Wow! You're good. I always wanted to be a spy. Nobody would ever suspect a worn out middle aged mom with 5 kids would they? I just need to brush up on my kick-boxing skills. We would be the perfect drug smugglers. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Openhearted Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Like, like, likety, like, like...... Because quota. :( 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 We would be the perfect drug smugglers.In the late 1980's, Pablo Escobar was bringing in $60,000,000 *per day* through drug trafficking. Things went badly for him in the end, though. (I know this from watching "Narcos" on Netflix.) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 We would be the perfect drug smugglers. I am never ever leaving my bag with you in the airport. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 In the late 1980's, Pablo Escobar was bringing in $60,000,000 *per day* through drug trafficking. Things went badly for him in the end, though. (I know this from watching "Narcos" on Netflix.) I would do it for one day, and then I promise to quit and never do it again. I am never ever leaving my bag with you in the airport. Just not on that one day. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Little dd colored the sides of a box for the kitten with chalk, and then Lily and I managed to get it all over ourselves. I tracked blue chalk into the bathroom, and Lily still has it on her back and nose. #thereasonwecannothavenicethings The struggle is real. #catchphrase #elliesaidit :hat: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 So here is how you create a make-shift thin 3-ringed binder. Supplies: Pocket folder with 3-ring binder holes (poly folder is probably strongest) Papers you want to insert, 3-hole punched Spiral wire taken off an old spiral-bound paper notebook Wire cutters (strong scissors might work) Needle nose pliers Cut the spiral wire so that you have 2 circles together. Using the pliers, gently bend the cut ends to lean toward the spirals (makes it less likely anyone will poke themselves with the wire - it is sharp). Insert your papers into the folder and line up the holes. Wind the spiral wire into the hole until both circles go through. Repeat this for each hole. Works pretty good. You can make the spirals smaller with the pliers. Adding more sheets will be inconvenient but do-able - you can use the pockets if it's not super necessary. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 So here is how you make a make-shift mini 3-ringed binder. Supplies: Pocket folder with 3-ring binder holes (poly folder is probably strongest) Papers you want to insert, 3-hole punched Spiral wire taken off an old notebook Wire cutters (strong scissors might work) Needle nose pliers Cut the spiral wire so that you have 2 circles together. Using the pliers, gently bend the cut ends to lean toward the spirals (makes it less likely anyone will poke themselves with the wire - it is sharp). Insert your papers into the folder and line up the holes. Wind the spiral wire into the hole until both circles go through. Repeat this for each hole. Works pretty good. You can make the spirals smaller with the pliers. Adding more sheets will be inconvenient but do-able - you can use the pockets if it's not super necessary. Whoa. You are GOOD. I would have given up at the spiral wire taken off an old notebook. I did make a top loading litter box from things I had around the house, but I was highly motivated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I luvs Teddy the porcupine. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 So here is how you create a make-shift thin 3-ringed binder. Supplies: Pocket folder with 3-ring binder holes (poly folder is probably strongest) Papers you want to insert, 3-hole punched Spiral wire taken off an old spiral-bound paper notebook Wire cutters (strong scissors might work) Needle nose pliers Cut the spiral wire so that you have 2 circles together. Using the pliers, gently bend the cut ends to lean toward the spirals (makes it less likely anyone will poke themselves with the wire - it is sharp). Insert your papers into the folder and line up the holes. Wind the spiral wire into the hole until both circles go through. Repeat this for each hole. Works pretty good. You can make the spirals smaller with the pliers. Adding more sheets will be inconvenient but do-able - you can use the pockets if it's not super necessary. Noice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Teddy talks! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 And I think I understand him! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrissiK Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 We would be the perfect drug smugglers.No kidding! "That's baby formula! Honest, officer!" I actually do have some international smuggling experience. Twenty-five years ago I smuggled fireworks from Mexico wrapped up in a Mexican blanket. They never suspected me! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I smuggled booze out of the Bahamas while on a trip with my mom. I was 18. They asked if we had booze, etc to declare and my mom said no. I just stood there. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I would do it for one day, and then I promise to quit and never do it again. Just not on that one day. This is disturbing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 This is disturbing. #shesfromtexas 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Boo(complete the expression in accordance with your personal convictions) Sing it with me! This is the thread that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends. People started posting not knowing what it was, And they'll continue posting forever just because... This is the thread that never ends You'd best come join it with your friends 'Cuz it will replace Facebook as the latest web-based craze And everyone will post here instead for the rest of their days This is the thread that's always there They'll cheer you up so don't despair The group is growing well as more people start checking in And we'll keep sucking them in because our cheer is addictive This is the thread that never ends... 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Yah 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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