Another Lynn Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 The bottom Star Wars is shredded. That's the email I got from DH at work. Translated it meant I had to stop on the way home and get a new set of sheets for the queen bed and new pillows too. I have decided we wil not do school today. Because #itsmykidandwelllearnwhenwewantto Like! (obviously, I'm out again.) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I am sorry for the bad day. Hugs. However all of your misery caused me to actually laugh out loud. First time in a long time. :) Oh, I'm so glad you laughed! This is not a bad day. It was just a regular day around here. :lol: :hat: :gnorsi: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 You mean since the family vacation to the water park? (Not to be Johnny Raincloud or anything....) Oh, good grief! I had almost forgotten blocked it out. :lol: I console myself with this: Water park vacay was planned by dh, who should not plan vacays. SIL is an ENGINEER, so everything will be well-planned and executed. I trust her with my life. :coolgleamA: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 So glad you are in better hands this time (no offense to your dh who is obviously well capable of other worthy tasks inspite of his slight vacation disability.) Off to bed for me. Y'all don't stay up late on a school night. And don't wake up the little ones. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I am strictly wash and drip dry. Me too. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 So glad you are in better hands this time (no offense to your dh who is obviously well capable of other worthy tasks inspite of his slight vacation disability.) Off to bed for me. Y'all don't stay up late on a school night. And don't wake up the little ones. Vacation disability! :lol: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Me too. So a long story about myself, and you all will realize how crazy I am. So a year ago this past weekend, I shaved my head. Yeah, seriously, I did. My mom had went off her meds for bipolar for a month or so and was in a complete manic episode. She had lice, and I didn't know it. So I was trying to get her cleaned up and into an emergency psych hold when it was discovered. I was treated her for lice, took her to the ER, and they admitted her. I ended up with lice and tried everything under the sun for a week to get rid of them: over the counter treatment, metal combs, olive oil, mayonnaise, you name it. I kept my hair up, it was longish, so I wouldn't spread it to the children, especially the girls. They have really long hair. After trying for so long with no results, I had DH shave my head with the clippers. All of it gone. But I got rid of the lice. :) I have to say I was probably temporarily insane at the time because I had been dealing with my mom all summer and trying to get her help. We had to wait until she became a danger to herself and/or others. I just wanted rid of the lice, and I didn't want anyone else to get them. I wore pretty scarves and bandanas for about 3 months. DH called me Demi (Moore) and then Halle (Berry). Now my hair is about 6-8 inches long. I am kinda amazed at how fast it has grown. So please don't disown me for my extreme behavior. And I promise not to give advise for how to get rid of lice. :D I've had my head shaved the two times I was pregnant, right before giving birth. Only this last time, it didn't grow back. :( 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 We all could use a laugh. http://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/24-people-who-shouldnt-be-allowed-to-decorate-cakes#.bjr6R7e0mK 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Tex, I was referring to the click bait. Yay! and hugs where applicable. Goodnight. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrissiK Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 We all could use a laugh. http://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/24-people-who-shouldnt-be-allowed-to-decorate-cakes#.bjr6R7e0mK That was funny! I needed that! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Awww. I didn't get a cat on my head when I graduated. I was robbed! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 We all could use a laugh. http://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/24-people-who-shouldnt-be-allowed-to-decorate-cakes#.bjr6R7e0mK #7 I cried #8 dedicated to Jean Try the original site for some of those cakes too - cakewrecks.com 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Good Morning! Coffee! (that's all I got) 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Openhearted Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I've had my head shaved the two times I was pregnant, right before giving birth. Only this last time, it didn't grow back. :( Hugs, Renai. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Hugs, Renai. Nah. I wear a short afro very well. :D 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Today is the day I ditch work to do homework. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Openhearted Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Nah. I wear a short afro very well. :D I imagine it very beautiful. Love afros. Good luck on homework today. Go, Renai, go. ;) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Openhearted Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 In honor of the discovery of water on mars.;) 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Good Morning! Coffee! (that's all I got) It's a good start! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Hmm. Grr. Uh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Go Renai! Go Renai! Sis boom bah! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrissiK Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Good Morning! Coffee! (that's all I got) Good enough for me! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Nah. I wear a short afro very well. :D I picture you in my head, and you are very cute. :D Yes, coffee. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Critterfixer Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Can I have coffee? (Y'all know where that comes from, I'm sure!) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Can I have coffee? (Y'all know where that comes from, I'm sure!) That's a thing? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I picture you in my head, and you are very cute. :D Yes, coffee. Not cute enough. In other words, I could never be a cougar. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Not cute enough. In other words, I could never be a cougar. Me, neither, but we are still cute. :D 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkW Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 So, is this the local infinite nonsense thread then? Cool. :) 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Rooster in the hen house! 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 So, is this the local infinite nonsense thread then? Cool. :) I'll have you know that we take our nonsense very seriously. :hat: 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I've discovered that if you are trying to cook something that it helps a lot to actually turn on the stove. (I bet ya didn't know that.) #whatbrainfog? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkW Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I've discovered that if you are trying to cook something that it helps a lot to actually turn on the stove. (I bet ya didn't know that.) #whatbrainfog? I've lost track of how many times I've done this. Or the reverse, which is SO much more dangerous and luckily for me, much rarer in my case... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Openhearted Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I've discovered that if you are trying to cook something that it helps a lot to actually turn on the stove. (I bet ya didn't know that.) #whatbrainfog? I done this yesterday making spaghetti sauce. I kept wondering why the sausage wasn't sizzling yet. #thestruggleisreal 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 If this cat does not stop walking around yowling, there just might be caticide here. . . . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Critterfixer Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 That's a thing? Hoodwinked is kind of a classic in this house. I was going to go with "Caffeine, baby, yeah!" but that required me to spell caffeine before I had any. :laugh: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Ok, I'm actually up now. Good morning. How do you know what Renai's face looks like? Why do you want to be a cougar? It smells like a boy in here. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Oh! I've decided that Renai's oldest should be called Dinger. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 That's terrible! (But funny.) But it's shorter than "one who performs a vocalized melody accompanied by choreographed steps." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Owpavmabcs maybe? It's a little awkward. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkW Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Oh the hinting that I'm not welcome in this thread. :sniff: :sniff: :) Hey I do all the cooking, the kids' medical appointments and after school activities, the grocery shopping and the checkbook. What I really need to find is a purse a good size that's not too flashy. I'm an Earth-tones kinda guy. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Oh the hinting that I'm not welcome in this thread. :sniff: :sniff: :) Hey I do all the cooking, the kids' medical appointments and after school activities, the grocery shopping and the checkbook. What I really need to find is a purse a good size that's not too flashy. I'm an Earth-tones kinda guy. 1. The fact that we're giving you a hard time means we approve. 2. Try target. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Critterfixer Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I don't have a purse. I am in the market for a good library bag. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 We all could use a laugh. http://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/24-people-who-shouldnt-be-allowed-to-decorate-cakes#.bjr6R7e0mK I love the passive aggressive French one, and the cat on the head. Thanks for the laughs! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Oh the hinting that I'm not welcome in this thread. :sniff: :sniff: :) Hey I do all the cooking, the kids' medical appointments and after school activities, the grocery shopping and the checkbook. What I really need to find is a purse a good size that's not too flashy. I'm an Earth-tones kinda guy. I'm picturing your avatar wearing nude-colored pumps right now. Hmm. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Oh the hinting that I'm not welcome in this thread. :sniff: :sniff: :) Hey I do all the cooking, the kids' medical appointments and after school activities, the grocery shopping and the checkbook. What I really need to find is a purse a good size that's not too flashy. I'm an Earth-tones kinda guy. A Man Bag - Carry your stuff; still look tough. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I've lost track of how many times I've done this. Or the reverse, which is SO much more dangerous and luckily for me, much rarer in my case... Yes, I almost killed my cat on that rare occasion. She's still alive, btw. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Ooooooh, how about an Indiana Jones Messenger bag? http://www.amazon.com/Rubies-8187-Indiana-Jones-Satchel/dp/B001ICCC2S/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1443631739&sr=8-1&keywords=Indiana+jones+bag 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Ok, I'm actually up now. Good morning. How do you know what Renai's face looks like? Why do you want to be a cougar? It smells like a boy in here. Do you know what a cougar is? I don't mean the 4-legged mammal. ETA: 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkW Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I'm picturing your avatar wearing nude-colored pumps right now. Hmm. I'm not sure what level of commentary this forum community will tolerate on nude pumps, so I'm just gonna let this lie. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Owpavmabcs maybe? It's a little awkward. She likes it! lol. She's so weird (kinda like me). 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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