k2bdeutmeyer Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 This is the conversation that just occurred in my house: E: I'm back on crack, Mom! Me: Umm.....say that again. E: I'm back on crack, Mom! Me: Uh, where did you hear that? E: Mickey Mouse! Me: **confused** Me: ohhhh!! You're back on TRACK? E: Yep! :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrothead Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 It doesn't stop when they get older. As they age, we the parents age. Hearing is the second thing to go. So when they are teens they start hearing some off the wall things. You may hear, "I'm going to eat the toilet." When in reality the teen has said, "I'd like spaghetti for dinner tonight, Mom." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k2bdeutmeyer Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 I should've known right away what he meant too, because he says "cruck" for truck, but it didn't even cross my mind until I really thought hard about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 This is the conversation that just occurred in my house: E: I'm back on crack, Mom! Me: Umm.....say that again. E: I'm back on crack, Mom! Me: Uh, where did you hear that? E: Mickey Mouse! Me: **confused** Me: ohhhh!! You're back on TRACK? E: Yep! :lol::lol: :lol: My 4 yr old announced a few months ago she loves Titties. Took me a while to figure out she was sayinig she loves Kitties! My hearing is already going, I can't have it worse by the time the kids are grown enough to speak clearly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BatmansWife Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 :lol: Cute! I bet he doesn't even know what back on track means. I should've known right away what he meant too, because he says "cruck" for truck, but it didn't even cross my mind until I really thought hard about it. Well, at least your little boy says cr for tr. My ds said fw for tr when he was that age. He got super excited one time, in front of a bunch of friends, when the fire trucks went by. :blushing: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKL Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 When my dd was 3, my dad told her she had to come inside for dinner and she didn't want to. He finally pulled rank and carried her inside. She, never one to make a noisy fuss, gave him the evil eye and quietly grumbled, "you're the Nazi police." (She'd seen the Sound of Music.) My dad still hasn't stopped laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nertsmommy Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 My youngest DD (2 in 9 days) has decided she likes frogs. The ro turns into u and the g turns into ck when she says it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grover Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 We have a new card game called Fluxx. Alas, Miss 3 can't pronounce the fl blend and only says f. We try not to discuss the game in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlessedMom Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 :) Very cute! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 When ds#1 was 3 he liked to talk about "big sticks." But that's not what it sounded like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Smith Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 I had a speech impediment as a child. I said many off things. I was covered in freckles. But if you asked me I would say, "I'm covered in F**Kers" I use to sing, "Rubber dicky your the one." And that is just the beginning. :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommyfaithe Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 It doesn't stop when they get older. As they age, we the parents age. Hearing is the second thing to go. So when they are teens they start hearing some off the wall things. You may hear, "I'm going to eat the toilet." When in reality the teen has said, "I'd like spaghetti for dinner tonight, Mom." :lol::lol::lol: OOOOHHHHH!!!!!!! That's what he meant!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommyfaithe Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 When ds#1 was 3 he liked to talk about "big sticks." But that's not what it sounded like. Yup...my boys always talked about big " sticks" too....OY VEY!!!!!:lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forget-Me-Not Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 :lol::lol::lol: We have an acquaintance who named her new baby Ariella. My 3 yo calls her Areola. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawndrese Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I love threads like this. Kids are just too funny! When my son was 3 he loved this sweater of my moms that had cats on the front. Well, the kitties where right where her..."chest" is...and he would always reach up and touch the kitties and say, "I just love your titties, nana" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Smith Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 When my 7 year old (almost eight) speaks, I never know what is going to come out. Today he had over a friend to play. Well this is the story he choose to tell him. "Once we were driving and Mom found a really big paper cup and filled it full of pee." :glare: To give background. We were stuck in traffic. It would have taken 45 minutes of so to even get to a bathroom all going well, and then another 45 to get restuck in traffic to get to our final destination. I had to go so badly. There was no quick or easy way off the high way. So yes I filled that extra big paper cup. That was about 2 years ago. You do not have to remember it, and you do not have to tell your friends! (Mind you I have now shared this story with the hive, so I suppose I'm not better. But it's my pissy story to tell) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Ds14, when he was 3, used to call his cousin Maria, "Diarrhea". We all thought it was hilarious. She didn't.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetMissMagnolia Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 :lol: cute! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKL Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 My kid sister at age 2 asked her babysitter: "what's feelings?" Babysitter gave her a thorough explanation as you can imagine. Sister listened quietly and politely, then said, "I can't wait to go to the dentist so I can get some feelings!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mom4him Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 This is the conversation that just occurred in my house: E: I'm back on crack, Mom! Me: Umm.....say that again. E: I'm back on crack, Mom! Me: Uh, where did you hear that? E: Mickey Mouse! Me: **confused** Me: ohhhh!! You're back on TRACK? E: Yep! :lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten18 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 :lol::lol::lol: We have an acquaintance who named her new baby Ariella. My 3 yo calls her Areola. That's my favorite.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Smith Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 My kid sister at age 2 asked her babysitter: "what's feelings?" Babysitter gave her a thorough explanation as you can imagine. Sister listened quietly and politely, then said, "I can't wait to go to the dentist so I can get some feelings!" When eldest was really little we were biking along a very bumpy path. Whenever he biked over a bump he would say, "Ow, That hurt my feelings". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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