FaithManor Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 My laundry pile... "News reports indicate that one mother is stranded at the summit without oxygen and enough protective gear to survive though army helicopter pilots will attempt to evacuate her. Chances of her survival are slim." :glare: If you never hear from me again, at least you know what happened. Elsewhere in the news, there may be some bizarre report of a woman taking her husband and three sons to the taxidermist with a request that they be stuffed and mounted so all she has to do for their future care is dust them...don't believe a word you hear! ;) Faith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom in High Heels Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
********* Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 L. O. L. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumpedIntoTheDeepEndFirst Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Thanks I needed that laugh! I think I may be just past base camp- hope to see you on the descent :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Hedgehog Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErinE Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Is it sad I read your headline and got really excited about telling the kids? Too funny! Hopefully there will be a few Tenzing Norgay's to help you reach the summit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 :lol: When I read the title, the first thing that came to mind was a laundry pile. :tongue_smilie::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Woods Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 we must be stranded on the same mountain. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elise1mds Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :lol::lol::lol: Given the fact that I currently have five loads of laundry sitting in my utility room, I can sympathize!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starwarsmomma Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 My husband and kids thought I had lost my mind yesterday. I did 9 loads of laundry yesterday, all myself while cleaning the house. by myself. I sorted all the clothing into piles for each child/hubby/me of things that needed to be hung up, plus folded piles for each. I decided to take a fast break-- by going and showering and cleaning the bathroom. I came back 20 minutes later, and the husband and kids had MOVED MY HIGHLY ORGANIZED CLOTHING into one huge mound on the FLOOR!!! My clean, folded organized piles of clothes on the FLOOR! THE FLOOR! AARGH!!! WHY? Because they wanted to wrestle on the couch and the clean clothes were in their way, so they just shoved it all onto the floor. No judge in the universe would convict me would they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elise1mds Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 No. Well, as long as she was female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiana Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Hah ... as a teen, my mother always would threaten to call an archaeologist to investigate my room, she said she was sure there was a buried city in there somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaithManor Posted February 6, 2012 Author Share Posted February 6, 2012 My husband and kids thought I had lost my mind yesterday. I did 9 loads of laundry yesterday, all myself while cleaning the house. by myself. I sorted all the clothing into piles for each child/hubby/me of things that needed to be hung up, plus folded piles for each. I decided to take a fast break-- by going and showering and cleaning the bathroom. I came back 20 minutes later, and the husband and kids had MOVED MY HIGHLY ORGANIZED CLOTHING into one huge mound on the FLOOR!!! My clean, folded organized piles of clothes on the FLOOR! THE FLOOR! AARGH!!! WHY? Because they wanted to wrestle on the couch and the clean clothes were in their way, so they just shoved it all onto the floor. No judge in the universe would convict me would they? I would acquit you! Any judge who did not throw out the case would be likely mobbed by a throng of violent women outside the courthouse. There would be no measure of security that could be provided him; he would meet his doom! :D Faith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuntieM Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Draft a couple of Sherpas to help you out. No one should have to climb that mountain alone!! :lol::lol: :iagree: And Faith, that was a real coffee-spewer! You totally had me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuntieM Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 My husband and kids thought I had lost my mind yesterday. I did 9 loads of laundry yesterday, all myself while cleaning the house. by myself. I sorted all the clothing into piles for each child/hubby/me of things that needed to be hung up, plus folded piles for each. I decided to take a fast break-- by going and showering and cleaning the bathroom. I came back 20 minutes later, and the husband and kids had MOVED MY HIGHLY ORGANIZED CLOTHING into one huge mound on the FLOOR!!! My clean, folded organized piles of clothes on the FLOOR! THE FLOOR! AARGH!!! WHY? Because they wanted to wrestle on the couch and the clean clothes were in their way, so they just shoved it all onto the floor. No judge in the universe would convict me would they? Definitely grounds for.... well, SOME sort of drastic action! I think my dh would have been sent out - all kids in tow - to fetch me a cappuccino while I got it resorted. A second offense would result in the laundry pile disappearing completely and the remainder of my family having to go nekkid for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetMissMagnolia Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 ha ha ha ha I have a sprawling new "settlement" growing in my living room-have about 3 baskets of laundry waiting to be put up...lol :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excelsior! Academy Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 My husband and kids thought I had lost my mind yesterday. I did 9 loads of laundry yesterday, all myself while cleaning the house. by myself. I sorted all the clothing into piles for each child/hubby/me of things that needed to be hung up, plus folded piles for each. I decided to take a fast break-- by going and showering and cleaning the bathroom. I came back 20 minutes later, and the husband and kids had MOVED MY HIGHLY ORGANIZED CLOTHING into one huge mound on the FLOOR!!! My clean, folded organized piles of clothes on the FLOOR! THE FLOOR! AARGH!!! WHY? Because they wanted to wrestle on the couch and the clean clothes were in their way, so they just shoved it all onto the floor. No judge in the universe would convict me would they? Not if you truly had a jury of your peers.;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca VA Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 At least you're on the top of that mountain and not underneath it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 At least you're on the top of that mountain and not underneath it. My kids buried the cat in the laundry this morning. Then they tried to trick me into sticking my hand in there.:glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennsmile Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 :grouphug: It helps now that my kiddos are doing their own laundry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucyStoner Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 No judge in the universe would convict me would they? Absolutely no judge! :tongue_smilie: That would frustrate me to no end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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