newlifemom Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Dear WTMers How do I love thee[thou, ah heck you] Your posts give me joy. I revel in your hilarity and insanity while gleaning wisdom from posts of illnesses, canning, and grammar. This past summer you have been a constant joy and comfort, but alas, it can no longer be this way. Selah School starts today and I must leave you for long periods each day. I will miss you as I educate my own, but take solace in the fact that your assistance this past summer is what got me to this place of schooling. So good-bye mornings with the WTM forum. Good-bye troll hunts and the threads about them. Good-bye Dr. Who threads and pics of various men/cats/others in kilts. Good-bye apostrophe's and the kittenany that ensue's. While this is good-bye for the mornings, I hope to join you in the afternoon and evenings as time allows. [sniff, sniff] FTR, I cannot write poems at all and know that Tennyson is probably convulsing in his grave right now. :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda in TX Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Too cute! (I just wish I had your willpower and could stay away during the day.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenL Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Hope you had a GREAT first day!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenCat Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Thanks for the giving me a smile this morning. Enjoy your day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeefreak Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 A Haiku for Pam: Alas you are gone We weep and morn the school day Fall, why are you here? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newlifemom Posted August 29, 2011 Author Share Posted August 29, 2011 A Haiku for Pam: Alas you are gone We weep and morn the school day Fall, why are you here? :D Awesome! [i'm on lunch break, printing forms from the computer] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Grace Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 A Haiku for Pam: Alas you are gone We weep and morn the school day Fall, why are you here? :D :lol: For some reason, that last line made me giggle. Why oh why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxMom Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 I may have to print these and tape them over the computer as a reminder! Thank you, ladies! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScoutTN Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 :lol::lol::lol: hilarious! thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughing lioness Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 A Haiku for Pam: Alas you are gone We weep and morn the school day Fall, why are you here? :D Can we say the last line as a lament?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LauraGB Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 :lol: No way you're gone. :lol: Goodness, writing poetry and sneaking a peak while printing papers...you're in it, baby. There's no leaving once you've entered...The Hive....(muhuwahahaha :tongue_smilie:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather in Neverland Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Roses are red Violets are blue You're totally gonna cave and come running back because you can't live with out us. :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newlifemom Posted August 29, 2011 Author Share Posted August 29, 2011 Roses are redViolets are blue You're totally gonna cave and come running back because you can't live with out us. :lol::lol::lol: Bwahahahahahahaha! Hey, I did everything I planned to today. I also 'blessed' the kitchen/dining room. Granted, I had the help of a 16 dn, 12 dd, 9ds, and 8 dd, but I worked too. DD 5 started K today and did so much and kept asking what was next to do. I ran out of things. All in all, not a bad day. :D Off to the dentist with 4 kids getting cleanings. Yikes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeefreak Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Can we say the last line as a lament?? YES! Always and Often! Roses are redViolets are blue You're totally gonna cave and come running back because you can't live with out us. :lol::lol::lol: :smilielol5::smilielol5: I LOVE your poem Heather! It's why I was on this morning :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 :lol: No way you're gone. :lol: Goodness, writing poetry and sneaking a peak while printing papers...you're in it, baby. There's no leaving once you've entered...The Hive....(muhuwahahaha :tongue_smilie:) On a bright information highway, library paste in my hair Warm smell of curricula, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw by the monitor's light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night There it stood on the Google page; I heard the kids yell, And I was thinking to myself, ’this could be heaven or this could be hell’ Then I clicked on the link, and it showed me the way There were posts down the threads, I thought I heard them say... Welcome to the WTM Hive, Such a lovely place Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the WTM Hive, Any time of year, you can find it here You can sign out any time you like, but you can never leave... *apologies as needed to The Eagles* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LauraGB Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 On a bright information highway, library paste in my hairWarm smell of curricula, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw by the monitor's light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night There it stood on the Google page; I heard the kids yell, And I was thinking to myself, ’this could be heaven or this could be hell’ Then I clicked on the link, and it showed me the way There were posts down the threads, I thought I heard them say... Welcome to the WTM Hive, Such a lovely place Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the WTM Hive, Any time of year, you can find it here You can sign out any time you like, but you can never leave... *apologies as needed to The Eagles* :lol:Fantastic, Imp!! :hurray::hurray: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obsidian Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 On a bright information highway, library paste in my hairWarm smell of curricula, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw by the monitor's light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night There it stood on the Google page; I heard the kids yell, And I was thinking to myself, ’this could be heaven or this could be hell’ Then I clicked on the link, and it showed me the way There were posts down the threads, I thought I heard them say... Welcome to the WTM Hive, Such a lovely place Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the WTM Hive, Any time of year, you can find it here You can sign out any time you like, but you can never leave... *apologies as needed to The Eagles* :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newlifemom Posted August 30, 2011 Author Share Posted August 30, 2011 On a bright information highway, library paste in my hairWarm smell of curricula, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw by the monitor's light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night There it stood on the Google page; I heard the kids yell, And I was thinking to myself, ’this could be heaven or this could be hell’ Then I clicked on the link, and it showed me the way There were posts down the threads, I thought I heard them say... Welcome to the WTM Hive, Such a lovely place Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the WTM Hive, Any time of year, you can find it here You can sign out any time you like, but you can never leave... *apologies as needed to The Eagles* That is so wrong. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Ah!!! Y'all are CRACKING me up!!!! (and I'm typing with a bum hand, so it's worth the pain!!!!!) :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 :lol:Fantastic, Imp!! :hurray::hurray: :D That is so wrong. :lol: Ah, but will you hear that song again and think of this? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 (edited) Love them all! :lol::lol: I want to play (and my apologies in advance to Sara Evans :D) Woke up late today But we gotta do school anyway So I dragged myself up out of bed Had teA, grabbed the planner, put a smile on my face Could this day get any longer? Every morning such a fight, Because the darling kids stay up all night So I pull the covers off their heads Offer simple yet fair warning... Better do what I said Could this day get any longer? Cause I'm done hoping They will think it's fun, I'm done with how it feels cooking three meals Listening to ungrateful whines And ooohhh, I'm done thinking Perfect lives exist I know my plans will sometimes go astray, But I'm telling myself, send them out to play Cause right now I've got bills to pay Could this day get any longer? Sometimes I stay up all night As I search the forum for pure delight And I often laugh until I cry Not costing me a penny, nickel, dime or small cat It's here for me at any hour Cause I'm done hoping They will think it's fun, I'm done with how it feels cooking three meals Listening to ungrateful whines And ooohhh, I'm done thinking Perfect lives exist I know my plans will sometimes go astray, But I'm telling myself, send them out to play Cause right now I've got bills to pay My Well-Trained Mind is getting stronger :D Edited August 30, 2011 by *~Tina~* Darn IPad added asterisks!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcconnellboys Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Loverly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newlifemom Posted August 31, 2011 Author Share Posted August 31, 2011 Love them all! :lol::lol: I want to play (and my apologies in advance to Sara Evans :D) Woke up late today But we gotta do school anyway So I dragged myself up out of bed Had teA, grabbed the planner, put a smile on my face Could this day get any longer? Every morning such a fight, Because the darling kids stay up all night So I pull the covers off their heads Offer simple yet fair warning... Better do what I said Could this day get any longer? Cause I'm done hoping They will think it's fun, I'm done with how it feels cooking three meals Listening to ungrateful whines And ooohhh, I'm done thinking Perfect lives exist I know my plans will sometimes go astray, But I'm telling myself, send them out to play Cause right now I've got bills to pay Could this day get any longer? Sometimes I stay up all night As I search the forum for pure delight And I often laugh until I cry Not costing me a penny, nickel, dime or small cat It's here for me at any hour Cause I'm done hoping They will think it's fun, I'm done with how it feels cooking three meals Listening to ungrateful whines And ooohhh, I'm done thinking Perfect lives exist I know my plans will sometimes go astray, But I'm telling myself, send them out to play Cause right now I've got bills to pay My Well-Trained Mind is getting stronger :D Just saw this Tina. It's great!:D [i'm on lunch break, honest.] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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