theYoungerMrsWarde Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Grains vs Carbs In this corner, weighing in at a bushel, The Grains of Pain! And in the other corner, weighing in on your hips and thighs, the Carbs of Terror!! :boxing_smiley: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Can I eat this can of soup? Personally, I'd take it out of the can first. Easier on the teeth. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Family or Relatives? Isn't that like asking "Plants or vegetation?" :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs_JWM Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 If You Have a Tatto I hope you had someone proofread it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Anyone missing a gallbladder? I am! It's green, looks like a bloated peapod. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tree House Academy Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Does YOUR mother's age correlate to your attitude about pajamas? Yes, my mother being unclothed at her age is simply NOT an option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Does YOUR mother's age correlate to your attitude about pajamas? Yes, my mother being unclothed at her age is simply NOT an option. :smilielol5::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted July 16, 2011 Author Share Posted July 16, 2011 Perhaps we should officially welcome parents of rising 9th graders. Check-in here: Welcome! Attendance has been taken. Students may now be seated. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeslieAnneLevine Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 (edited) Need Ideas for using Bookcases for a Pantry Remove books (maybe you can store them in the pantry?) Buying a bike for your kid Awesome, thanks! A 24" would be great. (I know, that one was way too easy) I'm a spreadsheet dum-dum. Help? I never said you weren't! Your insult didn't help at all! Edited July 16, 2011 by LeslieAnneLevine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Dyscalculia? Is that Dracula's cousin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted July 17, 2011 Author Share Posted July 17, 2011 What exactly is Amazon Prime? It's riverfront but built high enough to avoid flood damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 How long did this stage of potty training last for you? Well, I was only 2 when I was potty trained, so I can't remember how long any stage of it lasted! :tongue_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Fun things to do with your daughter? I'm sorry, but I don't have a daughter for you to do fun things with... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Looking for... ...my mind. I know it was here not too long ago. First, a few screws came loose, then I lost my marbles - and before I realized what was happening - my doggone mind was gone! Has anyone seen it? Anyone? :willy_nilly: :lol: I am so stealing this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted July 20, 2011 Author Share Posted July 20, 2011 :lol: Help me get unstuck - decorating dilemma Ugh. That wallpaper glue is nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Rupert Murdoch...Are Americans Paying Attention??? Who's he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 the heat some of you have down there A little cornstarch will reduce the chafing or how about "...with all that fire and brimstone" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 How do you grate cheese politely? I don't know about grating but there is absolutely no polite way to cut the cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovelaughs_times_three Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 How do you grate cheese politely? I don't know about grating but there is absolutely no polite way to cut the cheese :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 :lol: I am so stealing this My mind?? Oh no, no give it back :lol::lol: How do you grate cheese politely? I don't know about grating but there is absolutely no polite way to cut the cheese :lol: I didn't read that thread, but I have to ask - is there an impolite way to grate cheese? :001_huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Peregrine Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Anyone ever have Donna Young's planner bound? It was just the one time, okay? It would not.stop. taunting me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iona Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Need a little latin advice Carpe Diem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Really?? Again? Really?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Betta Fish Care? Well, basic care includes a tank and water, but if you want something betta you could add some pebbles and a plant :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted July 27, 2011 Author Share Posted July 27, 2011 :lol: Siblings at each others throats! Got some ideas?? Thick scarves might help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeslieAnneLevine Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 (edited) Need a little latin advice Carpe Diem :lol: What is an apt punishment for this? For that, I'd say a very small studio with a hotplate and no bathtub. That'll serve 'em right. I'm tired of hearing about Zucchini Bread!! I know, it's all anyone ever talks about anymore! At what age did your night time battles end? Well, as I don't have any room in my daytime schedule to fight, I'd say they will go on as long as there is evil in this world. ETA:For that first one I had to read it three times before I realized it was the word "apt" and not the abbreviation for apartment. So that one's on me, not the OP who wrote it! Edited July 27, 2011 by LeslieAnneLevine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 :lol: What is an apt punishment for this? For that, I'd say a very small studio with a hotplate and no bathtub. That'll serve 'em right. I'm tired of hearing about Zucchini Bread!! I know, it's all anyone ever talks about anymore! At what age did your night time battles end? Well, as I don't have any room in my daytime schedule to fight, I'd say they will go on as long as there is evil in this world. ETA:For that first one I had to read it three times before I realized it was the word "apt" and not the abbreviation for apartment. So that one's on me, not the OP who wrote it! :lol: I was thinking the same thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Duplicate accounts warning And here is another warning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 What to expect from the Woodcock-Johnson? This reminded me of the "When NOT to hyphenate your name" list... http://curtislowe.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/when-you-shouldnt-hyphenate-your-name/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 What to expect from the Woodcock-Johnson? This reminded me of the "When NOT to hyphenate your name" list... http://curtislowe.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/when-you-shouldnt-hyphenate-your-name/ :lol: That link is hysterical!!! For the ones who did actually hyphenate their names, what on earth were they thinking??? Let me guess they'll be looking to homeschool. Those kids would never survive attendance taking in school. :lol: If you were trying to sell me on Biblioplan, what would you tell me? Year's supply of Ghirardelli Premium Dark Chocolate included with initial purchase. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs_JWM Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Let's hope that it's just the way the newspapers print them, and that they didn't really hyphenate! So funny, though! :lol: Also, we are super-mean... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Calling all Roanokers! (VA) Gee, that's gonna take a while. I hope you have unlimited anytime minutes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted August 7, 2011 Author Share Posted August 7, 2011 What is over your toilet? The lid. Intermittently - someone's rear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 What is over your toilet? The lid. Intermittently - someone's rear. Eew! :lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted August 7, 2011 Author Share Posted August 7, 2011 Eew! :lol::lol: :lol: I'm not aware of another way to use it. :tongue_smilie::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Year Round Mom Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 What is over your toilet? The lid. Intermittently - someone's rear. :lol: How much do you care about modesty? Enough to keep most folk from running and screaming in the opposite direction when they see me walking toward them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted August 11, 2011 Author Share Posted August 11, 2011 :lol: As a married woman, how do you sign cards? With a pen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted August 12, 2011 Author Share Posted August 12, 2011 for those not good at math...what Geometry would you suggest. Study Wendy's signature for a few minutes and call it good. :tongue_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obsidian Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 ok, a very strange question Well, truth is stranger than fiction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Let's Be Spontaneous! O.k.! I have next Tuesday at 3:00 open--is that good for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted September 1, 2011 Author Share Posted September 1, 2011 Easy brunch for 25 people (including kids) Reservations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted September 10, 2011 Author Share Posted September 10, 2011 Would you spend $900 on a double bass for a 5yo? No. At his age a half bass for $225 should be more than enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted September 13, 2011 Author Share Posted September 13, 2011 (edited) They really don't make appliances like they used to That's not always a bad thing. I'll take a curling iron over this any day! :blink: (Keep trying to copy the photo of one of those old-fashioned curling machines with wires coming down like an octopus, but I'm doing something wrong. But I think you get the picture now. lol) Edited September 13, 2011 by Teachin'Mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted September 13, 2011 Author Share Posted September 13, 2011 May be pulling 10th grade dd out of school soon. Need a little bit of help. Wow! She must have some grip. Bet she was good at Red Rover. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Year Round Mom Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Easy brunch for 25 people (including kids) Reservations. :D Dog advice needed: kittens or bunnies? Before I offer advice' date=' could I offer you information? Kittens are baby cats, and bunnies are baby rabbits. Puppies are baby dogs. :) [i']On the other hand, you might get good advice from the posters on this thread:[/i] Snake Dog Recommendation request HTH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted October 7, 2011 Author Share Posted October 7, 2011 Is there a toaster that does not leak crumbs? Yes. One which has been taken apart, thoroughly cleaned ... and now no longer works. :tongue_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I think people got wise and started titling their posts with something that couldn't be funny if you looked at it a little differently :sad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted October 9, 2011 Author Share Posted October 9, 2011 I think people got wise and started titling their posts with something that couldn't be funny if you looked at it a little differently :sad: I actually have to restrain myself from posting several times each day. :tongue_smilie: Here's one that should get you going: Help! Our legos are reproducing! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 I actually have to restrain myself from posting several times each day. :tongue_smilie: Here's one that should get you going: Help! Our legos are reproducing! :D :lol::lol: I missed that somehow :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted October 25, 2011 Author Share Posted October 25, 2011 :lol: Staples in your vegan pantry. Seriously??? :confused: There has to be a better source for iron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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