Ibbygirl Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 The return of IbbyGirl! But is TheYoungerMrsWarde vying for your spot?!! (We need a non-serious kerfluffle here...) :tongue_smilie: ROFL. I'd be a bad candidate though for a kerfluffle. I'm too non competitive. :p hehehe But I'll be happy to post up kilt pics if a kerfluffle does break out! :thumbup: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sewingmama Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Latin UGH! Actually I think Uggs are Australian. :tongue_smilie::tongue_smilie::tongue_smilie: Only SOME kinds of Australian. (Have you slept at all in the past 48 hours?) Yeah, the kind of Australian who also uses the term "Rooting" ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sewingmama Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 I just can't compete... Train harder. Then maybe next year you can. :001_smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted May 26, 2011 Author Share Posted May 26, 2011 Practice head shot of my soon to be married daughter... Do you really hate her that much?! :eek: I was afraid Dick Cheney is on the guest list. :001_huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 I was afraid Dick Cheney is on the guest list. :001_huh: :smilielol5: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mama2Many4 Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Would you take the job? How much are you offering me? What are your go-to meals? Whatever I'm lucky enough to find not already eaten. I just can't compete... Okay, I win! Has anyone gone from Natural Thyroid to Synthetic? Can you??? How long can she go on like this? ( Not eating) Until she gets hungry? A Mom brought her dd to gymnastics in her pjs tonight. Well, at least the mom was dressed, right?! Freak talents & impressing the kids. We call that the Circus in these parts. Need to vent! Open a window! What necessities do I need for cloth diapering? A baby. Caylee Anthony throws her parents under the bus She must be REALLY strong! :blink: How long would it take you to pack up your house? Well, pending I could find a big enough box. After I took the whole thing apart. :tongue_smilie: Differences between boys and girls/men and women Um. How old are you? :001_huh: Have you had the talk yet? Looking for a chocolate cookie recipe with some restrictions I've got a recipe, and you're restricted from having it! What should I do? What are you in the mood for? Best way to deal with bullies? Beat em up! Violin experts! Heavy strings? No, I've never found them to weigh anymore than any other string instrument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 has your dh ever complained of testicular pain? Only after I've kicked him in the nuts! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted May 26, 2011 Author Share Posted May 26, 2011 :lol: I am so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read these!!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted May 26, 2011 Author Share Posted May 26, 2011 Is it hard to fix a lobster? I had no idea they're trying to control the lobster population. :001_huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Is it hard to fix a lobster? I had no idea they're trying to control the lobster population. :001_huh: :lol::smilielol5: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 (edited) The return of IbbyGirl! But is TheYoungerMrsWarde vying for your spot?!! (We need a non-serious kerfluffle here...) :tongue_smilie: Naw, I'm not half as funny as IbbyGirl :001_smile: But I do have fun! Edited May 27, 2011 by theYoungerMrsWarde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs_JWM Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Oh, the testicular pain comment was AWESOME, Ibbygirl! You ALL are too funny! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 What would you do with a $25 gift? Trade it in for 25 $1 gifts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Long Summer Breaks - How much does this set you back? Actually it sets you ahead one hour. You don't go back until the fall (Spring forward, fall back) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Could you come up with $2000 cash within 24 hours? WHEN DID YOU STEAL MY CHILDREN?!?! :eek::leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Tick Question Tock Answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Healthy Eating vs Retirement Savings You're not going to be eating much if you don't save enough money for later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Home schooling as a team effort B4C, CO2, NH3, HIKE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Can you only buy Singapore from Company? I didn't know it was up for sale, but if you really want it and you have billions of dollars you should probably find their real estate agent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Latin Prep 1 and 2 followed by?? III Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Why don't you like Sonlight? Because I'm a vampire. :drool5: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Best time to buy used? At least 3 months after it's new. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 DC have trouble reading large numbers and we use MUS... Have you tried a smaller font? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 When do boys start printing? Benjamin Franklin was 12, but that was a while ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Tweaking Easy Classical Classy Easical ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Tweaking Easy Classical Classy Easical ;) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Why don't you like Sonlight? Because I'm a vampire. :drool5: :lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Can you only buy Singapore from Company? Gosh I hope that's not the only way. We rarely have company over and those who do come don't use Singapore. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 please pray, my son hates me :confused: :confused: Why would you want your son to hate you?? Wouldn't you rather have us pray that he likes you?? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted May 27, 2011 Author Share Posted May 27, 2011 Can I get away with black shoes? That depends. Are we talking fashion sense, or are you thinking about how fast the shoe salesman can run? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassy Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 (edited) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Gosh, I've never looked at this thread before, and even now I've only looked at the last 5 pages, it's like entering a parallel universe. I've howled so loud with laughter that my family all came running to see what was wrong. (The 'testicular pain' reply had me helpless). Edited May 27, 2011 by Cassy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 What to do when they can't hold down water? Freeze it until it's ice. It's easier to push when it's solid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted May 28, 2011 Author Share Posted May 28, 2011 How do children make it onto school buses? Help Wow! This has always been one of life's mysteries. Someone told me it has something to do with the steps behind the door. :001_huh: And they say homeschoolers don't have street smarts. :D (And definitely none of this directed at any of the OPs on these threads!!! Just having fun answering what WASN'T asked.) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted May 28, 2011 Author Share Posted May 28, 2011 How do children make it onto school buses? Help Kicking and screaming. But it gets better over time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocelotmom Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 Camping.... I just can't think! I'm pretty sure (Harold) Camping can't think, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarlaS Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Where do all the Amazon readers live??? In South America! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocelotmom Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Anyone use flats for cloth diapering? It goes better than high heels, but still rather uncomfortable and messy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted May 30, 2011 Author Share Posted May 30, 2011 Where do all the Amazon readers live???In South America! :lol: As soon as I posted it, I thought the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Year Round Mom Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Can I get away with black shoes? That depends. Are we talking fashion sense' date=' or are you thinking about how fast the shoe salesman can run?[/quote'] That was TOTALLY my first thought! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Year Round Mom Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 How much would you pay for private swim lessons for your child? Just enough to keep the instructor afloat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs_JWM Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Who has done 2 levels of SOTW at the same time? -Someone getting ready to have a mental breakdown? Why don't you like Sonlight? -Because I'm a vampire...too easy, that one! I kissed dating good-bye -Well, good - your husband must be relieved! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Peregrine Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 How much would you pay for private swim lessons for your child? Just enough to keep the instructor afloat. *groan* :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted May 31, 2011 Author Share Posted May 31, 2011 "What Would You Want in a Homeschool Music Class?" Answer: Ear plugs. :lol: Are you an adult with dyslexia? On. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Are you an adult with dyslexia? On. :lol: :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocelotmom Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Which Ayn Rand for a new reader? I'm not sure your typical 1st grader is really quite ready for Rand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Crazy or no? That depends...if having a family reunion is like opening a box of Fruit Loops, then let's go with yes :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 I can't believe we changed our minds!!! OMgosh! You go girl! Before you know it, you'll be doing other amazing things like...changing your socks, changing your underwear, changing direction, changing diapers, changing lanes, changing dollars into coins, changing channels, changing the toilet paper roll, changing bedsheets and so much more! Woohoo! :party: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 gap in work experience Mom's get tired too, ya know? I don't think taking a little nap here or there amounts to a "gap in work experience". Lighten up! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Ugh Argh! :glare: Blech. :tongue_smilie: Ack! :ack2: Huh? :001_huh: Hmm... :rolleyes: #%$&! :cursing: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 (edited) Unexplained itchiness Is this one of those political statements that should be retired? Oh wait, I'm thinking of that other tired and overused one... "I did not have s*x with that woman!" Type and delete Edited June 4, 2011 by *~Tina~* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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