Renee in NC Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Oh sure, now you want to bring up health care :D Oh boy! My favorite topic! (where is that puking emoticon?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Oh sure, now you want to bring up health care :D Unfortunately, I don't think they are even *working on* a cure for drama or I would start a telethon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 So what is the bipartisan solution to crock-pots? ie, what kind does everyone need to ask for for Christmas or Saturnalia? We don't do those pagan holidays :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Rat Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Birthday? Who's birthday? What should I buy for the birthday? Will I be disappointed by said birthday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsmamainva Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Now, did you buy cheap goods made in third world countries? A crockpot perhaps?:tongue_smilie: All the more reason for Crockpot Reform!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hornblower Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 You know, hornblower, 70% of statistics are made up. It's 81.65% I'll find the reference for you later if you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Unfortunately, I don't think they are even *working on* a cure for drama or I would start a telethon. I am not sure Jerry Lewis would be a good host for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen in CO Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Now, now... you aren't going to go FORCING crockpots on people at the POINT OF A GUN are you?? I has to be voluntary crockpottery or nothing for anyone! :tongue_smilie: Wait - you're Canadian - you guys already all have government crock-pots don't you - eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsmamainva Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Unfortunately, I don't think they are even *working on* a cure for drama or I would start a telethon. Ooo! Great idea! I'll add that to my list!! The Crockpot Reform Telethon!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audrey Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 So what is the bipartisan solution to crock-pots? Well, by all the logic of bipartisan politics, the obvious solution is riding lawn mowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAMom Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 I am not sure Jerry Lewis would be a good host for that. :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovedtodeath Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 :smilielol5::svengo::svengo: We don't do those pagan holidays :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen in CO Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 We don't do those pagan holidays :D You can't discriminate against a holiday tradition I don't follow. It's not fair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 I am not sure Jerry Lewis would be a good host for that. True. Maybe Al Gore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 True. Maybe Al Gore? *snorts* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renee in NC Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 True. Maybe Al Gore? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: He will just put it in a box.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audrey Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 It's 81.65% I'll find the reference for you later if you want. Okay, but no links to Fox, WND, MSNBC, Wikipedia, ABC, CBS, NBC, CBC, CTV, BBC, XYZ, U&ME, ETC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsmamainva Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Didn't Al Gore invent the telethon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen in CO Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Well, by all the logic of bipartisan politics, the obvious solution is riding lawn mowers. Push mowers. No - Goats. They don't pollute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovedtodeath Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Okay, but no links to Fox, WND, MSNBC, Wikipedia, ABC, CBS, NBC, CBC, CTV, BBC, XYZ, U&ME, ETC :iagree::D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renee in NC Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Push mowers. No - Goats. They don't pollute. Said by someone who must have never had goats...:tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audrey Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Push mowers. No - Goats. They don't pollute. You haven't smelled any goats lately, have you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen in CO Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Birthday? Who's birthday? What should I buy for the birthday? Will I be disappointed by said birthday? Should you really support birthdays? What does it mean if you ask for a crock-pot and you get a crock-pot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Push mowers. No - Goats. They don't pollute. Clearly you have not spent that much time around goats. :ack2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Push mowers. No - Goats. They don't pollute. They do though, there is a big issue with methane pollution. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Apparently that was the easy joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 I can't believe that many of us made the same joke within a minute. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen in CO Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Clearly you have not spent that much time around goats. :ack2: Okay - goats stink. They really, really stink. Not significantly worse than my hubby's shoes, but they don't burn fossil fuels or support terrorism. I think they are the answer as long as you don't put them in my yard. Give them to your hippie friends and feed them leftover salad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audrey Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 I can't believe that many of us made the same joke within a minute. :lol: Warped minds think alike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovedtodeath Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Okay - goats stink. They really, really stink. Not significantly worse than my hubby's shoes, but they don't burn fossil fuels or support terrorism. I think they are the answer as long as you don't put them in my yard. Give them to your hippie friends and feed them leftover salad. and be sure to send those of us with food allergies the milk.;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Okay - goats stink. They really, really stink. Not significantly worse than my hubby's shoes, but they don't burn fossil fuels or support terrorism. So YOU say. Have you followed the money, Karen? I think they are the answer as long as you don't put them in my yard. Give them to your hippie friends and feed them leftover salad. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Now, did you buy cheap goods made in third world countries? A crockpot perhaps?:tongue_smilie: Likely. :lol: ETA: I am just going to keep adding to this post like sis! :lol: That would make for shorter and weirder threads. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renee in NC Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Okay - goats stink. They really, really stink. Not significantly worse than my hubby's shoes, but they don't burn fossil fuels or support terrorism. I think they are the answer as long as you don't put them in my yard. Give them to your hippie friends and feed them leftover salad. They come in the house when you are not looking and eat the chicken feed.:001_huh: They but their reflection in the side of your minivan.:glare: They eat CRAZY stuff, but not to eat it - just to chew it up. They are great guardian animals in the chicken pastures, though. And they won't eat the poultry like pigs do.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Give them to your hippie friends and feed them leftover salad. Even goats won't eat white bean soup :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audrey Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 They come in the house when you are not looking and eat the chicken feed.:001_huh: They but their reflection in the side of your minivan.:glare: They eat CRAZY stuff, but not to eat it - just to chew it up. They are great guardian animals in the chicken pastures, though. And they won't eat the poultry like pigs do.:D Well, now that you've started in with the same old swine bashing this place has come to be known for, I am leaving! I'm so offended! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 That would make for shorter and weirder threads. :lol: We should all stop posting and add on to all of our other posts instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renee in NC Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Well, now that you've started in with the same old swine bashing this place has come to be known for, I am leaving! I'm so offended! There is nothing in the world that would make me own pigs again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 We should all stop posting and add on to all of our other posts instead. yttgv yghggtfc bn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 yttgv yghggtfc bn Makes more sense than some posts I've read. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renee in NC Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 We should all stop posting and add on to all of our other posts instead. :lol: I only have internet for 2 more days, so I am ENJOYING it while I still can!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 baby leg on keyborad sory bhgulfyh mnh4cf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EKS Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 (edited) Should you really support birthdays? What does it mean if you ask for a crock-pot and you get a crock-pot? Something bad, I'm sure. Fulfilling capitalistic tendencies--or socialist tendencies--did the government buy the crockpot? Hey--cash for crockpots! Edited October 3, 2009 by EKS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renee in NC Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Something bad, I'm sure. Fulfilling capitalistic tendencies--or socialist tendencies--did the government buy the crockpot. Hey--cash for crockpots! cash for cracked, lead-filled crockpots that are green and have one handle.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audrey Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 cash for cracked, lead-filled crockpots that are green and have one handle.... and get less than 4 quarts per meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Aw, man, mine doesn't qualify! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renee in NC Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Aw, man, mine doesn't qualify! Neither does mine, but the rules are so complicated no one will realize it until 6 months down the road when the payment doesn't come.:tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen in CO Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 but I bet the pigs would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Can we edit the title to be "Why do simple threads on this board descend into complete madness?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen in CO Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 So YOU say. Have you followed the money, Karen? :lol: Money? Goats have money? I bet they didn't pay their taxes. Maybe they setup some elaborate scheme to steal our money and give it to the terrorists or fox news. If goats have money, I change my previous stance and want goats. All the goats will be mine, but they have to live will somebody else. Is there a stance on kangaroo leather? My hubby's new shoes are made from kangaroo leather and my dd8 makes gagging noises when he walks by her and declares to everyone that he is disgusting for killing kangaroos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen in CO Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Can we edit the title to be "Why do simple threads on this board descend into complete madness?" :lol: Madness? I think there is a program to help with that unless it's caused by crock-pot lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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