I did the panythose in your skirt thing once. To make it even worse, I was starkers underneath... My middle son was not responding to being told to be quiet in church. My mil told me how she used to give a pinch to her kids and that quieted them down. I tried it-once. He responded with, "Ow! You pinched me Mommy!" Several people were amused. I was not one of them... Our youngest son used to say "Hi, Daddy!" and wave to my husband every time he got up to preach. Just in case someone might not know he would look at people and say,"That's my Daddy up there."... A few weeks ago we were leaving and my youngest said, "Where's Benjamin?" (the middle brother). Yep, we were leaving without him.