I am laughing so hard. This is the best so far:
(I’ve just finished making a sandwich for a customer. I am new at this, so he double checks what I do.)
Customer: “Did you forget anything?â€
Me: “No, sir.â€
Customer: “Are you sure? You remembered the cucumbers and turkey?â€
Me: “Yes.â€
Customer: “And the lettuce?â€
Me: “And the tomatoes, pickles, mustard and mayo, sir. It’s written on the–â€
Customer: “Mayo? What the h*** is that? And you left out the mayonnaise! Why did you do that?â€
Me: “But, that’s what I said.â€
Customer: “No! You said mayo! That’s not what I wanted!â€
Me: “I put in mayonnaise. Mayo is just an abbreviation.â€
Customer: “Abbreviation? What’s that, some kind of fruit?â€