astrid Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 (edited) Aside from the fact that the entire show is a huge ICK for me, with GIANT red flags waving madly, this is kind of a different spin on the usual fare: Conservative Christian woman prayed to have a little girl to put in pageants. Seven months ago she met Joshua who had a five year old girl named "Sarynitti" (<serenity>). They are married a couple of months later, and immediately start to put the girl in pageants. They pray about every piece of clothing, the spray tans, the strapless dresses, etc. The woman insists that "God loves pageants, and thinks all little girls should be in them." :001_huh: The pageant in this episode is the "Halloween Bash" pageant. astrid Edited June 23, 2011 by astrid fixed typos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joanne Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 (edited) Aside from the fact that the entire show is a huge ICK for me, with GIANT red flags waving madly, this is kind of a different spin on the usual fare: Conservative Christian woman prayed to have a little girl to put in pageants. Seven months ago she met Joshua who had a five year old girl named "Sarynitti" (<serenity>). They are married couple of months later, and immediately start to put the girl in pageants. They pray about every piece of clothing, the spray tans, the strapless dresses, etc. The woman insists that "God loves pageants, and things all little girls should be in them." :001_huh: The pageant in this episode is the "Halloween Bash" pageant. astrid The juxtaposition is striking. The reality is scary. Very odd. Edited June 23, 2011 by Joanne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristusG Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 That is really very strange. I'm a conservative Christian....God has never told me to put my daughters in pageants. :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Aside from the fact that the entire show is a huge ICK for me, with GIANT red flags waving madly, this is kind of a different spin on the usual fare: Conservative Christian woman prayed to have a little girl to put in pageants. Seven months ago she met Joshua who had a five year old girl named "Sarynitti" (<serenity>). They are married a couple of months later, and immediately start to put the girl in pageants. They pray about every piece of clothing, the spray tans, the strapless dresses, etc. The woman insists that "God loves pageants, and thinks all little girls should be in them." :001_huh: The pageant in this episode is the "Halloween Bash" pageant. astrid I caught the promos. Diva looked at me and asked if the Mom was completely nuts, to be so obsessed with vanity, yet claiming to be a conservative Christian.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrid Posted June 23, 2011 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 That is really very strange. I'm a conservative Christian....God has never told me to put my daughters in pageants. :tongue_smilie: Well then, maybe you just weren't listening hard enough! ;) Because according to Ca'Trina, God very much wants little girls to be spray-tanned, hot-rollered, stuffed into a strappy little number and pirouette across the stage. :tongue_smilie: astrid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbmom Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Well then, maybe you just weren't listening hard enough! ;)Because according to Ca'Trina, God very much wants little girls to be spray-tanned, hot-rollered, stuffed into a strappy little number and pirouette across the stage. :tongue_smilie: astrid :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Fairy Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Well then, maybe you just weren't listening hard enough! ;)Because according to Ca'Trina, God very much wants little girls to be spray-tanned, hot-rollered, stuffed into a strappy little number and pirouette across the stage. :tongue_smilie: astrid You left out the flipper--very important, no Christian 6yog should be without one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvasMom Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 *face palm* So embarrassing. Where do they find these people?? The info button says the mom is Pentecostal. Most of us tend to take God a little more seriously than this woman. Blech!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aelwydd Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 :blink: You know, I can honestly tell you the Almighty has never told me to put a girl in a pageant. Now my ds on the other hand...:D :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvasMom Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 The beef jerky kid is killing me. LOLOL!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxMom Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 I have to say, if I hear a voice telling me to spray tan my kids? Yeah, there will be some medication for that. People are just odd.:001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrid Posted June 23, 2011 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 You left out the flipper--very important, no Christian 6yog should be without one! Oh yeah--- my mistake. I think there's a Bible verse about that somewhere. "And thou shall abhor your seven year old mouth, and takest a flipper. And it will be good." "Jesus wants me to be a princess!" :001_huh: astrid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvasMom Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 It's really aggravating to watch TV producers make Christians look stupid by showcasing people like this. Grrr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aelwydd Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 It's really aggravating to watch TV producers make Christians look stupid by showcasing people like this. Grrr! I don't think "Christians" like that lady needed any help looking stupid. The TV producers are just there to capture it, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaichiki Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 I have to say, if I hear a voice telling me to spray tan my kids? Yeah, there will be some medication for that. :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrid Posted June 23, 2011 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 It's really aggravating to watch TV producers make Christians look stupid by showcasing people like this. Grrr! Actually, the Pentacostal mom came off looking much better than the other two mean-spirited, rude moms. The judges also praised "Sarynitti" and said, "She was so SWEET on stage! You can just tell she's a sweet, sweet girl, and that's unusual for pageant girls." Not that I think pageants are healthy, especially these "glitz pageants." But of all the pageant moms I"ve seen on this show, the Pentacostal Mom is the only one I could ever imagine having a sane conversation with. :D astrid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvasMom Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 I don't think "Christians" like that lady needed any help looking stupid. The TV producers are just there to capture it, lol. Yeah but the rest of us would prefer that this type stay hidden. LOL! Remember that Trading Spouses psycho a few years ago? Ughhhhh!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaichiki Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 You know, if you want your kid to be in a pageant that badly, fine, but WHY do you have to bring GOD into it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvasMom Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Actually, the Pentacostal mom came off looking much better than the other two mean-spirited, rude moms. The judges also praised "Sarynitti" and said, "She was so SWEET on stage! You can just tell she's a sweet, sweet girl, and that's unusual for pageant girls." Not that I think pageants are healthy, especially these "glitz pageants." But of all the pageant moms I"ve seen on this show, the Pentacostal Mom is the only one I could ever imagine having a sane conversation with. :D astrid Ok cool, she can be on then. lol! I like Makenzie's mom from last week too. She was a wuss but seems really sweet and level-headed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aelwydd Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Remember that Trading Spouses psycho a few years ago? Ughhhhh!! No! I didn't see this. What happened??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plansrme Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Oh I thought they were cute. Pageants are not my cup of tea, of course, but the mom was just so torn up when her daughter, who wore a 6 year old borrowed dress and was coached for one week by a 13- year old, cried when she thought her name wasn't going to be called. They were such a nice contrast to the woman who kept saying, "Pageants are my job" and dressed her 9 year old daughter in a Daisy Duke outfit. I was rooting for them to have a good experience. They were sweet, and if that is how they want to bond as new step-mom and step-daughter, more power to them. Terri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Well then, maybe you just weren't listening hard enough! ;)Because according to Ca'Trina, God very much wants little girls to be spray-tanned, hot-rollered, stuffed into a strappy little number and pirouette across the stage. :tongue_smilie: astrid It's all for the glory of the Lord (said in my best preacher voice). Amen! :tongue_smilie: I have on occasion thanked the Lord for hot rollers, but that was in the 80s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvasMom Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 No! I didn't see this. What happened??? Oh my...let me see if I can dig up a YouTube clip. She was really beyond words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrid Posted June 23, 2011 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 Yes, I agree--- see my response above. Love the "goodie bags" for all the other contestants. Breath of fresh air. astrid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvasMom Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Oh my...let me see if I can dig up a YouTube clip. She was really beyond words. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgylwjkm8u0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrid Posted June 23, 2011 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 I have on occasion thanked the Lord for hot rollers, but that was in the 80s. :lol::lol::lol: astrid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aelwydd Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgylwjkm8u0 OMG, that woman is nuts! And I feel so sorry for (her granddaughter?) Brook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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