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Forgive me friends, I must be channeling my inner ten-year-old this morning. But the thread on "the other f-word" has had me thinking about the appearance of this ancient English word, and the occurrence of the act, in literature and history.

 

I already linked to the obvious "Sumer is icumen in." And then I got to thinking about St. Augustine's City of God, and his musings on voluntary biological functions: "Some have such command of their bowels, that they can break wind continuously at pleasure, so as to produce the effect of singing."

 

Also I vaguely recall something about Pythagoras nixing beans. Anyone?

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Forgive me friends, I must be channeling my inner ten-year-old this morning. But the thread on "the other f-word" has had me thinking about the appearance of this ancient English word, and the occurrence of the act, in literature and history.

 

I already linked to the obvious "Sumer is icumen in." And then I got to thinking about St. Augustine's City of God, and his musings on voluntary biological functions: "Some have such command of their bowels, that they can break wind continuously at pleasure, so as to produce the effect of singing."

 

Also I vaguely recall something about Pythagoras nixing beans. Anyone?

 

LOLOLOL :lol::lol:

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Your title has me :lol:, and :smilielol5: I'm picturing a bunch of homeschooled kids learning classical, proper, farting techniques!

 

"Children, today we will learn the art of the well-trained fart." :lol:

 

And Katy, your soldiers doing the fart walk also have me :smilielol5:

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:lol: I am picturing armored soldiers doing the fart walk. As I age, I am starting to experience the accidental expulsion of air at inappropriate times. It's quite humbling...

 

:lol::lol::lol:

 

Yes, sadly, this played a large part in my decision to have no more babies, and to go gluten-free. Life decisions can be so unfair *sigh*

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Forgive me friends, I must be channeling my inner ten-year-old this morning. But the thread on "the other f-word" has had me thinking about the appearance of this ancient English word, and the occurrence of the act, in literature and history.

 

I already linked to the obvious "Sumer is icumen in." And then I got to thinking about St. Augustine's City of God, and his musings on voluntary biological functions: "Some have such command of their bowels, that they can break wind continuously at pleasure, so as to produce the effect of singing."

 

Also I vaguely recall something about Pythagoras nixing beans. Anyone?

 

I need to know what page that quote is on! So funny!

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