1bassoon Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I can't think of any, but I sure do need a laugh. C'mon, ladies - give it your best shot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelly in IL Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 "How Crunchy Are You?"...depends on where you bite me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doran Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 It's a Girl! Look at our new baby giraffe born at the zoo on Wednesday! Dang! How're going to explain that one to your husband? What should I do about this? Ew! Ack! Eye bleach! Put that away! Homemade Yogurt People - a little help please Ohhh, lookit! Aren't they adorable? Not much backbone, those yogurt people, but they sure get on well with the Granola Types. How do you like your chocolate chips cookies? Intravenously, please. Who gives non-candy treats to trick-or-treaters? The Tin Man. He has no heart. Aspirin? Bourbon. Favorite meals to feed a crowd Gosh, you know, I just saw a great recipe the other day. You take 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread. Said it feeds 5,000. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Response to local CDC vac clinic: OMG! OMG! A copperhead in my house! Aspirin? Polite rant about sugar & treats: Diabetes I need a few ideas for a very low-cost birthday. Homemade yogurt, people! I know, not how Doran does it. But there ya go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newlifemom Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 [sign] I wanna be like Doran and Aubrey when I grow up. [sigh] :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tutor Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 These two threads just lined up on the board: What's the WORST toy/game you ever bought for your kids? Diva cup? Yup, I'd say that would be a pretty crappy toy. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted October 23, 2009 Author Share Posted October 23, 2009 Doran - I love you. I really do. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pajama Mama Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Kindle Killer? I think it was a one armed man. So, how much room do you need for a chicken coop? I don't have anything funny to say. I just keep thinking it says chicken co-op. Gray hair angst! I have that. I think the angst causes the gray hair though. Sewers! I need help w/a costume! Don't look for costumes in the sewer. It's yucky down there. Tom's shoes anyone?? I have my own shoes. I don't want Tom's. Broke A Tooth, Killed A Phone Ouch, I hope your tooth is ok. As for the phone, I think it was a one armed man. Another pumpkin question What did you want to know? I speak pumpkin. I'll ask for you. And now..for my next science lesson..I will learn how male & female cells make babies I think that movie was on one of the naughty channels last night. People whom seem unaware of WTM. I know all about Wet T-shirt Mamas or did you mean something else? How do you end phone conversations? **click** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbie Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 :lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Go to first new post Courting? Dating? Young teen. . . I need a plan! Honey, you better come up with a good one if you're planning on courting or dating a teen. Sugar, Allergies, Intolerances Intolerance knows no bounds. :( Help!!! ...need baby-sleeping tips... Tip 1: Leave a sleeping baby alone! Clody with a Chance of Meatballs - seen it? I hate hit when clods carry meatballs. Exercise without a gym membership I think they call that "going for a walk." What does B12 do for you? More than B11 but less than B13. Someone asked about drug/alcohol curriculum I realize we need to teach kids life skills, but do we really need to teach them to use drugs and drink? Really now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Woo-Hoo! Doran Friday - it even made the server too busy for a little while! (Last time I posted on a Doran thread, I offended someone and killed the thread - so this is really a "bump" asking for more!) :D Courting? Dating? Young teen. . . I need a plan! Honey, you better come up with a good one if you're planning on courting or dating a teen. :iagree:, 'cause isn't that illegal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K&Rs Mom Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 (edited) [What does B12 do for you? More than B11 but less than B13. Ask not what B12 does for you, but what you can do for B12. ;) Has anyone used a Genie Runabout (personal lift)? Is that like a flying carpet? Online Office Supplies They work better on your actual desk. Edited October 23, 2009 by K&Rs Mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Woo-Hoo! Doran Friday - it even made the server too busy for a little while! (Last time I posted on a Doran thread, I offended someone and killed the thread - so this is really a "bump" asking for more!) :D :iagree:, 'cause isn't that illegal? I think it depends on the state you're in. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Bible/book burning event: kindle-killer? Polite rant about sugar & treats: we have a good lawyer! Who has purchased their Halloween candy & had the willpower not to open it; Who’s giving non-candy treats? (Because they already ate it all!) ;) How many c-sections have you had—looking for seasonal work? We had a house fire yesterday—the sugar & treats—I was *so* hoping they would have been gone by now. (thread, but misread it, & it’s kinda funny) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Kindle Killer? I think it was a one armed man. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: I'm afraid there aren't many who will know how funny this is...but I have tears streaming from my eyes from laughing so hard :D Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muffinmom Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Thanks SO much for the laughs on this otherwise crappy day! :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HayesW Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Me too, Bill! I laughed loudly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pajama Mama Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 It's not Friday anymore but I was reading through the posts on this Monday morning. I read several that automatically triggered a silly reply in my head. Man, I am sarcastic. My kids don't take care of their stuff That is shocking. My kids always take care of all of their stuff-all. of. the. time. Sarcasm-the other white meat... What do you do right? That depends who you ask. Substituting applesauce for oil That might damage your car. It might work in your iPod though. Do you give your children any kind of fish oil or Omega 3 or flax seed oil? Only when they are really bad. Oh sorry, I thought you meant castor oil. I have four kids to Christmas shop for I have three kids. What size child are you looking for? I'm having a 2 child for 1 sale. Any spinners out there? I need wheel advice! If you are verwy, verwy quiet; Elmer Fudd might have some weal adwice faur you. heh, heh, heh, heh, heh... Mashed potatoes... Do the twist...Now tell me baby..do you like it like this?...Do you love me, now that I can dance? Do you give your body a break from working out? Yes, it's called not starting exercise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angela in ohio Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 These two threads just lined up on the board: What's the WORST toy/game you ever bought for your kids? Diva cup? Yup, I'd say that would be a pretty crappy toy. :D :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angela in ohio Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 If your children have taken the National Mythology Exam... Is This Common With Preschoolers? Haven't we had the talk a few times about doing too much with your 3 and 4 yo's? :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxMom Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Well, since you asked... ;) I see my idle threats to expose your IRL funnies worked. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LND1218 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 (edited) Note to self don't read these threads while doing school with the kids. :lol: They are suppposed to be working, but my dc keep asking "Are you laughing or crying?" When I answered laughing - my dd said well you know you are crying right? Oh my stars these are hillarous!! Kindle Killer? I think it was a one armed man. Sewers! I need help w/a costume! Don't look for costumes in the sewer. It's yucky down there. One armed man. :lol: that was hillarious!! Opened the flood gates of uncontrollable laugher and tears. I keep thinking they were looking for help with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costume. Edited October 26, 2009 by Steph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted October 26, 2009 Author Share Posted October 26, 2009 I have four kids to Christmas shop for I have three kids. What size child are you looking for? I'm having a 2 child for 1 sale. You have the Gift. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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