Impish Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 (edited) :DI make it my goal to use the words: lascivious, spontaneous explosion, gobsmacked, and marauding poodles in conversation this week. Bonus points for 'marauding PACK of poodles'. :D "I was interrupted in my lascivious contemplation of the sinfully chocolate cake in the bakery window when suddenly there was a spontaneous explosion of an apartment lobby door! I stood there, gobsmacked, as a marauding pack of poodles stampeded their way down main street, their shrieking high toned yips silenced forever by the sudden appearance of Nate, the friendly neighbour, driving the street sweeper. Shrugging, I transferred my attention back to the bakery window, becoming lost once more in lustful thoughts of melting chocolate over delectably moist caramel cake." Edited October 6, 2009 by Impish whoopsie, missed an 'an' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 You can't apply the word modest and it's meaning in NT scripture to today. Two totally different words and meanings. It's the same way Victorians thought that piano legs were immodest. I'm going to assume you don't mean the literal legs of a piano. So, what are piano legs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommaduck Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 (edited) Was it just you that said her Gramma gave her soft porn books to read and that was years ago? And then I call what I write erotica, and you wonder how much detail I go into? ha, Ha, HA! I never said that I approved of my grandmother giving them to me. I was a child and mentioned it to explain how I'm aware of what is in what most people I know term "erotica". It means down to the minute detail in my book. So unless you are speaking of romance, but no long descriptions of their sex act, then yes, porn. Funny that you didn't realise, as a writer, that the word could be taken to more or less of a degree and I was offering you an opening for clarification. Edited October 6, 2009 by mommaduck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Bonus points for 'marauding PACK of poodles'. :D "I was interrupted in my lascivious contemplation of the sinfully chocolate cake in the bakery window when suddenly there was a spontaneous explosion of apartment lobby door! I stood there, gobsmacked, as a marauding pack of poodles stampeded their way down main street, their shrieking high toned yips silenced forever by the sudden appearance of Nate, the friendly neighbour, driving the street sweeper. Shrugging, I transferred my attention once more to the bakery window, becoming lost once more in lustful thoughts of melting chocolate over delectably moist caramel cake." :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: PRICELESS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommaduck Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I'm going to assume you don't mean the literal legs of a piano. So, what are piano legs? Yes, there were some circles that claimed piano legs, literally, were immodest and must be covered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I'm going to assume you don't mean the literal legs of a piano. So, what are piano legs? Oh, yes, she did. In the Victorian age you could not refer to a piano leg or table leg, it was immodest to do so. They called them "limbs." It's also why tablecloths were popular, sometimes they even draped cloths, big scarves or rugs over their pianos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: PRICELESS!!! *bowing* Have I mentioned I want to be a writer? Oh, and that I'm not a fan of toy poodles...:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 *bowing*Have I mentioned I want to be a writer? Oh, and that I'm not a fan of toy poodles...:lol: LOL You definitely have the skills!! That was Brilliant!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrrh Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I know it's time to quit when the cats are chasing their tails (me included), i.e. we're going in circles (don't think you really read and/or understood what I said earlier about modesty being the fruit of humility), so I'll just to back to my first comment about Beth Moore, who said all this much better than I ever could. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justamouse Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Depends on how much detail you go into. Funny how what works for men can be called porn, but get something that does the same thing for women (in words instead of pictures...aka mental images) then it's a judgment or "loaded word". First, I never called what men read or watch porn. Magazines of pictures are PEOPLE, real people with moms and dads. Fantasy people on a page engaging in conflicts/resolutions that a reader can use to experience an emotional situation without shame or fear is NOT porn. Fantasy is a powerful tool, it's imagination and it's a good thing. It can be very healthy to imagine a positive sex life. That is not porn. And again, saying it is oppresses the women who need it with the judgment of the word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Yes, there were some circles that claimed piano legs, literally, were immodest and must be covered. You're pulling my leg. Aren't you? delectably moist caramel cake." Caramel cake is gross, and moist caramel cake will send you straight to hell. STRAIGHT. TO. HELL. Because, anyone who eats it obviously shows too much cleavage, wears her skirts too short and smokes unfiltered ciggies while drinking hootch from a bottle in a paper bag. And wears too much blue eyeshadow. So there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justamouse Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I'm going to assume you don't mean the literal legs of a piano. So, what are piano legs? Literal legs of a piano. Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Oh, yes, she did. In the Victorian age you could not refer to a piano leg or table leg, it was immodest to do so. They called them "limbs." It's also why tablecloths were popular, sometimes they even draped cloths, big scarves or rugs over their pianos. I'm gobsmacked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrrh Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 You can't apply the word modest and it's meaning in NT scripture to today. Two totally different words and meanings. It's the same way Victorians thought that piano legs were immodest. Show me the Greek--nevermind I'll look it up when I ever have time to do my own study of this topic. Ludicrous comparison here that I can't believe an obviously highly intelligent woman like yourself would resort to. IT'S NOT THAT HARD PEOPLE. MODESTY IS AS MODESTY DOES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Caramel cake is gross, and moist caramel cake will send you straight to hell. STRAIGHT. TO. HELL. Because, anyone who eats it obviously shows too much cleavage, wears her skirts too short and smokes unfiltered ciggies while drinking hootch from a bottle in a paper bag. And wears too much blue eyeshadow. You've clearly been spying through my windows AGAIN. :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 while drinking hootch from a bottle in a paper bagSo there. Now hang on a second there missy!! What's wrong with drinking hootch from the bottle in a paper bag?? I grew up in a culture where everybody drinks hootch from a paper bag!! Are you judging me??!!! :mad: ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommaduck Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I know it's time to quit when the cats are chasing their tails (me included), i.e. we're going in circles (don't think you really read and/or understood what I said earlier about modesty being the fruit of humility), so I'll just to back to my first comment about Beth Moore, who said all this much better than I ever could. Ditto. It's gotten to the ridiculous. First arguing that men aren't being treated with the same trust as women or by the same rules and then to complain that women's sexual publications are called by the same name as men's sexual publications...both of which I've heard people claim that it helps them find their sexual fulfillment. Night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justamouse Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Funny that you didn't realise, as a writer, that the word could be taken to more or less of a degree and I was offering you an opening for clarification. If you think THOSE books were down to the minute detail, you need to pick up some new ones. So yes, I actually DO know the degrees of the word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 (edited) I'm gobsmacked. So, piano and table legs were immodest but cleavage was perfectly OK, showing an ankle was immodest. Where does that leave us? Edited October 6, 2009 by Mrs Mungo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Caramel cake is gross, and moist caramel cake will send you straight to hell. STRAIGHT. TO. HELL. Because, anyone who eats it obviously shows too much cleavage, wears her skirts too short and smokes unfiltered ciggies while drinking hootch from a bottle in a paper bag. And wears too much blue eyeshadow. So there. Sounds like someone I'd enjoy having around! C'mon over! Errr...whomever that woman was you were describing. Yeah. Not you. Nope. Couldn't be you. I've been reliably informed your eyeshadow preference is for shades of purple. :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommaduck Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 If you think THOSE books were down to the minute detail, you need to pick up some new ones. So yes, I actually DO know the degrees of the word. Apparently you don't. I doubt there is much new under the sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Now hang on a second there missy!! What's wrong with drinking hootch from the bottle in a paper bag?? I grew up in a culture where everybody drinks hootch from a paper bag!! Are you judging me??!!! :mad: ;) Yes, yes I am! SINNAH! SINNAH! *banging you on the head with my hard-back, large print, commentary-by-John-MacArthur-and-room-for-notes Bible* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 You've clearly been spying through my windows AGAIN. :tongue_smilie: Well then, YOU are invited to my place. Bring the hooch. Now hang on a second there missy!! What's wrong with drinking hootch from the bottle in a paper bag?? I grew up in a culture where everybody drinks hootch from a paper bag!! Are you judging me??!!! :mad: ;) Hey, better paper than PLASTIC bags. Paper shows you care about the environment, not like those plastic bag hooch drinkers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommaduck Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 First, I never called what men read or watch porn. Magazines of pictures are PEOPLE, real people with moms and dads. Fantasy people on a page engaging in conflicts/resolutions that a reader can use to experience an emotional situation without shame or fear is NOT porn. Fantasy is a powerful tool, it's imagination and it's a good thing. It can be very healthy to imagine a positive sex life. That is not porn. And again, saying it is oppresses the women who need it with the judgment of the word. And there are people that would disagree with you as far as whether porn does or doesn't lead to a positive sex life. So maybe they would be offended that you think your craft is above theirs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Sounds like someone I'd enjoy having around! C'mon over! Errr...whomever that woman was you were describing. Yeah. Not you. Nope. Couldn't be you. I've been reliably informed your eyeshadow preference is for shades of purple. :tongue_smilie: Purple eyeshadow? May it never be! I'm more of a neutral eyeshadow kind of gal. It's more modest. *batting eyes coyly, but modestly* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Later, gals, off to a meeting! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Yes, yes I am! SINNAH! SINNAH! *banging you on the head with my hard-back, large print, commentary-by-John-MacArthur-and-room-for-notes Bible* ROFL :lol::lol::lol::lol: Hey, better paper than PLASTIC bags. Paper shows you care about the environment, not like those plastic bag hooch drinkers! Thank you!! You see! She understands me. :D hehehehehehehe ya'll are crazy! :grouphug: And thanks Michelle for not throwing the Strong's Exhaustive Concordance at me as well. That would indeed have knocked my block off. But I guess it's better to knock my block off than to have all of my body perish in hell so thank you. ;) :D hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Well then, YOU are invited to my place. Bring the hooch. Hey, better paper than PLASTIC bags. Paper shows you care about the environment, not like those plastic bag hooch drinkers! If you truly care about the environment, you'd slosh down your hootch out of a bottle in a reusable, 100% bamboo bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 So, piano and table legs were immodest but cleavage was perfectly OK, showing an ankle was immodest. Where does that leave us? It leaves us drinking hooch out of a brown paper bag. ;) :D hehe Pass the Patron please Mrs. Mungo and I promise I won't kill any kittens. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 ROFL :lol::lol::lol: Thank you!! You see! She understands me. :D hehehehehehehe ya'll are crazy! :grouphug: And thanks Michelle for not throwing the Strong's Exhaustive Concordance at me as well. That would indeed have knocked my block off. But I guess it's better to knock my block off than to have all of my body perish in hell so thank you. ;) :D hehehe My Strongs is too expensive to replace. I can get a new Bible at church for $20. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daisy Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 What's hooch? Is it something specific or any alcoholic drink (just curious)? :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 My Strongs is too expensive to replace. I can get a new Bible at church for $20. :D Bah, not necessary, you can borrow mine. We can use the 20 to splurge on hooch and blue eye shadow. :) :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mungo Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 What's hooch? Is it something specific or any alcoholic drink (just curious)? :) It can be any alcoholic drink but it's usually meant to indicate moonshine (homemade booze). *passes around the Patron* now, really, I must go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 What's hooch? Is it something specific or any alcoholic drink (just curious)? :) strong liquor. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 It can be any alcoholic drink but it's usually meant to indicate moonshine (homemade booze). *passes around the Patron* now, really, I must go! Gracias mamacita! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Bah, not necessary, you can borrow mine. We can use the 20 to splurge on hooch and blue eye shadow. :) :D Ok, but I insist the blue eye shadow be Maybelline. You may pick the hootch of your choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 If you truly care about the environment, you'd slosh down your hootch out of a bottle in a reusable, 100% bamboo bag. Bamboo slivers/papercuts in the lips and/or tongue. Need I say more? ROFL :lol::lol::lol::lol: Thank you!! You see! She understands me. :D hehehehehehehe ya'll are crazy! :grouphug: And thanks Michelle for not throwing the Strong's Exhaustive Concordance at me as well. That would indeed have knocked my block off. But I guess it's better to knock my block off than to have all of my body perish in hell so thank you. ;) :D hehehe Gee, I was feelin all warm and fuzzy, with the understanding you...then out with the 'crazy' tag again. Funny, I was recounting this convo to Wolf, and he called me 'nuts'. *sigh* *sips Mungo's hooch and contemplates her navel. Sanely* I gots to go too. Sleeeeeeeeeeeep. Must sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 And I HAVE to say, that I am so proud of us that we managed to close this thread out (it IS closed out now right?:leaving:) with laughs and levity instead of the mods having to with hurt feelings.. :cheers2: us girls. Those that we agree with, those that we don't and everyone in between. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Ok, but I insist the blue eye shadow be Maybelline. You may pick the hootch of your choice. I heard that Albertson's is having a sale on vodka. 1 gallon for 8 bucks! YUM! :D It's in the hardware aisle right next to the paint thinner. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 And I HAVE to say, that I am so proud of us that we managed to close this thread out (it IS closed out now right?:leaving:) with laughs and levity instead of the mods having to with hurt feelings.. :cheers2: us girls. Those that we agree with, those that we don't and everyone in between. Yes, a round of hootch for all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Bamboo slivers/papercuts in the lips and/or tongue. Need I say more? Gee, I was feelin all warm and fuzzy, with the understanding you...then out with the 'crazy' tag again. Funny, I was recounting this convo to Wolf, and he called me 'nuts'. *sigh* *sips Mungo's hooch and contemplates her navel. Sanely* I gots to go too. Sleeeeeeeeeeeep. Must sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. I mean "crazy" in the best possible way. It's a compliment. :grouphug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 And I HAVE to say, that I am so proud of us that we managed to close this thread out (it IS closed out now right?:leaving:) with laughs and levity instead of the mods having to with hurt feelings.. :cheers2: us girls. Those that we agree with, those that we don't and everyone in between. Marauding packs of poodles, hooch, and blue eyeshadow. And a street sweeper to take care of the poodles. Secrets of world peace. No wonder men haven't figured it out :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impish Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I mean "crazy" in the best possible way. It's a compliment. :grouphug: Of course! Sanity is for the mundane. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Marauding packs of poodles, hooch, and blue eyeshadow. And a street sweeper to take care of the poodles. Secrets of world peace. No wonder men haven't figured it out :lol: LOL heheh True True! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Of course! Sanity is for the mundane. :lol: abso-freakin-lutely!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I was scared when the convo starts to fizzle out that we would never make it to 50 pages, but here we are! I am impressed. As for Hooch it is too generic. If fivetails ever joins this thread maybe she will supply the screech (if she didn't leave it all on the east coast). Only the best moonshine for the awesome ladies on here. Just don't drink too much or your wardrobe will malfunction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I was scared when the convo starts to fizzle out that we would never make it to 50 pages, but here we are! I am impressed. As for Hooch it is too generic. If fivetails ever joins this thread maybe she will supply the screech (if she didn't leave it all on the east coast). Only the best moonshine for the awesome ladies on here. Just don't drink too much or your wardrobe will malfunction. :lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daisy Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I heard that Albertson's is having a sale on vodka. 1 gallon for 8 bucks! YUM! It's in the hardware aisle right next to the paint thinner. :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovedtodeath Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 If they are the minority, then I'm surprised the human race has lasted so long.Allow me to rephrase. Many couples need a manual because the men have been exposed to erotica or don't know what to expect. They don't realize that women do not get hot and stay hot like men do. They think that something must be wrong with the woman when it isn't. And various other sexual problems that may be common and need some direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Allow me to rephrase. Many couples need a manual because the men have been exposed to erotica or don't know what to expect. They don't realize that women do not get hot and stay hot like men do. They think that something must be wrong with the woman when it isn't. And various other sexual problems that may be common and need some direction. Hey! This thread has dissolved into levity! Have some hootch or screech or whatever it is that's in this reusable, environmentally friendly bag. I wiped the rim of the bottle real good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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