*ahem*
Think thunderstorm, front door of house (the outside of the front door!!), 10pm, front door is easily viewed from street, doing the wild thang against said front door, a neighbour across the road coming out of their house, quickly opening your front door, nearly falling over and laughing your butt off.
When I was a mid teen I would wear these white pants with a red or pink g-string (which you could see!!!) And these pink strapped platform shoes.