JoJosMom Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 500? I don't do numbers very well. I try to ignore them. It makes teaching math difficult. No. Ignoring is good. Always. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Hey, Tex! Is all well in your corner of Texas? I just saw on the news that there were more tornadoes. Hopefully, not in your corner of the state. :sad: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Renaiiiii! We need a pic of a bear curled up in a shoe! Sorry, couldn't find one. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Fire! Oobedoo! I wanna be like you-oo-oo I wanna walk like you talk like you oobedoo! What I desire is Man's red fire so I can stop monkeying around! I actually prefer Look for those - bear necessities Those simple bear necessities Forget about your worries and your strife. I mean those, bear necessities Of mother nature's recipes that bring those bear necessities to life. Verse: Wherever I wander Wherever I roam I couldn't be fonder Of my great home. The bees are buzzing in the trees To make some honey just for me. Look under the rocks and plants And take a glance at the fancy ants. And maybe have a few.... The bear necessities of life will come to you... Yes, I spelled bare as bear because a bear was singing it. And yes, I pathetically remember the words even years after seeing the movie. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 :bigear: Educate me, too, please! I'm still learning. I don't want to steer you wrong. There seems to be a lot of rules for such a seemingly simple word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Booyah. That, ladies, is how it's done. No. You cheat. Brat. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Most people go back and edit their post to add the Booyah. Um, no. Those of us with importance are too important to go back and draw attention to our importantness. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I'm a very long time lurker on this thread. So yes. Dd just noticed I was posting here. She said "They sucked you in!" Every time I laugh, dd15 says, "Ignore thread?" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Hi. I needed goldfish at 2 AM. You get it, right? Um, no. I can only understand Slache. That's why we're besties. :001_wub: I liked this, but actually I don't like it. I'm stuck staying awake until my broccoli risotto torte finishes baking. ENTERTAIN ME! No. She just wants you to believe this. Party-animal. Shush. I think I'm in a later time zone than some of you. It's not even 8 pm here - way too early to think about bed. Come to think of it, Slache, you're in my time zone! Tonight is The Voice Finale. Am I the only one who's going to be watching? (Don't tell me who won if you already know). Our bedtime is 8:30 because we get up so early. I've been going down early with my issue, but that wasn't that early for me. :grouphug: :grouphug: :grouphug: :grouphug: Poor Slashie. Yes, poor me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I think I'm beyond help. :o Ya think! I'm a very long time lurker on this thread. So yes. Dd just noticed I was posting here. She said "They sucked you in!" This is very uncomfortable. I feel like I got really comfortable walking around naked and then realized the windows were open. I mean I *knew* the windows were open, but it really just hit me. When dd's first tooth started to come out (JOJOSMOM, LOOK AWAY!) it was hanging by a thread too. I reached over and yanked it out. She screamed (not in pain) and cried, "Put it back!" That's adorable. :D You sound like an evil cow! Well that was rude. Uh oh. Your dad isn't going to come after us with a shotgun, is he? He might. He's pretty protective. And a total hick. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 No, I checked her thread and it's foot related. I can't help her there other than to say get an x-ray. I'm the nitwit who broke the same toe twice in the same day clobbering it on the same chair leg (chair still was sitting in the same wrong location, too).... No. I keep salivating. And a four This is lazy singing. Um, no. Those of us with importance are too important to go back and draw attention to our importantness. :cool: Every time I laugh, dd15 says, "Ignore thread?" So does my husband. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Whew! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 OK, so, me again. Our smoke alarm started going off at 4:45 and wouldn't stop. Seeing as by our lease I'm not allowed to touch the thing I called emergency maintenance. I knew he was sleeping and I could live with the beeping, but the kids couldn't. So he walks in at almost 5, unhooks it, leaves, and says he'll be beck in a few hours. :lol: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 You are finally beginning to understand the importance of listening to the Matriarch. Now get busy. OMG - I have to catch up on the new stuff first. You gals were busy last night. And I have, like, a job and stuff. (Not nearly as important, I know...) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Mama Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 (Tentatively sticking a toe into this thread. 110 pages long and this is my first time in it. Tiptoeing back out again to try to figure out what we are all supposed to be ignoring, but obviously no one is...) 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 500? I don't do numbers very well. I try to ignore them. It makes teaching math difficult. But you can do much of the math by ignoring the numbers and going on pure reasoning. Still, if you want to drop your total points down to 500 we can accommodate.... *Simon McGree grinning and rubbing his hands icon here* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Hey, Tex! Is all well in your corner of Texas? I just saw on the news that there were more tornadoes. Hopefully, not in your corner of the state. :sad: Exactly what I was coming to the thread to post this morning. Have you been blown to Kansas? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Sorry, couldn't find one. :( Aww. Thanks for trying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I actually prefer Look for those - bear necessities Those simple bear necessities Forget about your worries and your strife. I mean those, bear necessities Of mother nature's recipes that bring those bear necessities to life. Verse: Wherever I wander Wherever I roam I couldn't be fonder Of my great home. The bees are buzzing in the trees To make some honey just for me. Look under the rocks and plants And take a glance at the fancy ants. And maybe have a few.... The bear necessities of life will come to you... Yes, I spelled bare as bear because a bear was singing it. And yes, I pathetically remember the words even years after seeing the movie. I know a few more people who could still sing this, too, including me! DH used to collect every Disney animated film, and my sister-of-my-heart used to have EVERY Disney song on 45 RPM records. She even quite literally ran into Danny Kaye once at Disneyland (she was 6 or 7 at the time and collided hard enough to knock herself down). She said he was a VERY nice man! I posted a bit of King Louie's song because the picture that spawned that threadlet was of a foot that looked like his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I'm still learning. I don't want to steer you wrong. There seems to be a lot of rules for such a seemingly simple word. *sigh* Well, okay. But once you have any of it clear you are to come here to tell us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 No. You cheat. Brat. It's not cheating to post and post and post when others could be expected to be there but aren't responding. There is a lot of Booyahing going on when I'm not on the thread, so I'll Booyah when I can when I AM here. Besides, it's in the interest of thread health. Getting to new pages increases thread morale and helps keep the thread visible on the New Content page. People are wandering in when they see how many pages we have! Also, it helps to keep some of the thread participants on the Top Posters of the Day list, which also gets people wondering. :D So, as you can see, I am doing all of this in the interest of our little community here. :Angel_anim: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professormom Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Really??? None? Us either. It is lovely. Every time we found a snake when the boys were little, I could say, "Go pick it up" lol. I suppose it could have bitten them, but they never did. They were harmless little garters. In fact, one time, I impressed the entire neighborhood full of boys because they found a snake and I walked right up to it and grabbed it by the tail. They thought I was pretty cool. :-) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Every time I laugh, dd15 says, "Ignore thread?" Same with DH when he hears me. Sometimes I'm laughing loud enough he can hear me over his headphones. Then he has to pause what he's listening to in order to find out what is so funny. So in reality he's kinda sucked in, too! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professormom Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 She's getting sucked in guys. We've almost got her. He he... Our evil plan is working. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 No. I keep salivating. This is lazy singing. :cool: So does my husband. Responding to multi-quoted posts are a little difficult for me, but I have to ask: Why are you salivating over my having broken my toe? OMG, Slashie is a zombie as well as a vampire! And that wasn't singing. That was counting the beat. Backwards, because it was a count down. I know about counting beats because my Grandpa was a musician with a traveling orchestra back in the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 OK, so, me again. Our smoke alarm started going off at 4:45 and wouldn't stop. Seeing as by our lease I'm not allowed to touch the thing I called emergency maintenance. I knew he was sleeping and I could live with the beeping, but the kids couldn't. So he walks in at almost 5, unhooks it, leaves, and says he'll be beck in a few hours. :lol: :ohmy: But he left your family undefended against further smoke incursions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 (Tentatively sticking a toe into this thread. 110 pages long and this is my first time in it. Tiptoeing back out again to try to figure out what we are all supposed to be ignoring, but obviously no one is...) We got another one, and she thinks there's an internal coherency to the thread! Ehem. Welcome, Ewe Mama! You will find everything you need to know if you simply read from the beginning. Be sure to read the whole thread, now! There will be a quiz when you are all caught up. :biggrinjester: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professormom Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 When dd's first tooth started to come out (JOJOSMOM, LOOK AWAY!) it was hanging by a thread too. I reached over and yanked it out. She screamed (not in pain) and cried, "Put it back!" This is too funny! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Us either. It is lovely. Every time we found a snake when the boys were little, I could say, "Go pick it up" lol. I suppose it could have bitten them, but they never did. They were harmless little garters. In fact, one time, I impressed the entire neighborhood full of boys because they found a snake and I walked right up to it and grabbed it by the tail. They thought I was pretty cool. :-) Hooray, someone else is on with me at this time of the morning! And they were impressed because you were really bad a$$. Coolest Mom in town! Which gives her boys some serious street cred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Okay, confession time: I am getting obsessed about new pages. Not so much for the Booyahs, but because I find it easier to come back to catch back up if I leave the thread at the start of a new page. Trying to leave the thread mid-page makes my skin itch. So, more post padding until we get to another page, and then I have to fix breakfast and convince my kids that today really should include some of the remaining school work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 A-one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 And a-two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Hey, wait a minute! I just realized there are MORE than 10 posts to go until a new page. I thought there were less than 10, darn it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Professormom, help! We need more posts so I can go eat breakfast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professormom Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Same with DH when he hears me. Sometimes I'm laughing loud enough he can hear me over his headphones. Then he has to pause what he's listening to in order to find out what is so funny. So in reality he's kinda sucked in, too! Me too. You all have me laughing out loud multiple times a day. It's very healthy😠1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 After all I was good already this morning. I took out the trash and recycling, including fishing the recyclable items out of the trash (DH sometimes puts them there when he is busy and doesn't have a recycle bin next to him). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professormom Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Professormom, help! We need more posts so I can go eat breakfast! I am game, but will be sad if I don't get to start a new page:-( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Me too. You all have me laughing out loud multiple times a day. It's very healthy😠Hear that, everyone? We are doing good in the world! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Sooooo close! More posts! More posts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professormom Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I am still in awe that y'all are up so late at night. I can't keep up with the hundreds of posts I missed yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professormom Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Since 3pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 My cat can prove at times that cats aren't always graceful. However, she claims she is just doing that to amuse us, and tells us to stop watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professormom Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I really need some coffee this am and instead I am reading about snakes, feet, and smer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professormom Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Taking one for the team. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professormom Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I am a hero. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Since 3pm :D DD10 gets her motor-mouth honestly. Now, if I can just get her to write it all down.... ETA: this Booyah is dedicated to ProfessorMom for helping get us to a new page quickly! Time for breakfast! Read ya all later! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professormom Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 No 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professormom Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Seriously, I can't win :crying: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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