JoJosMom Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Hi. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 JoJosMom skip this post ;) I needed a tooth pulled because I didn't have room with my wisdom teeth coming in, but instead of pulling my wisdom tooth we pulled the weakest molar. My wisdom tooth has now half way filled the hole. It's been less than a week. I wish the rest of my body was that efficient. In other news I'm completely miserable. Every morning I wake up with a mouth full of saliva and blood, and an upset stomach presumably because I have a tummy full of saliva and blood. I just wanna go back on Percocet and be stupid again. It was easier. I have to go to work today and I don't want to, and Matt is leaving me with the kids tomorrow and I don't want to do that. I'm cranky. :grouphug: :grouphug: :grouphug: :grouphug: Poor Slashie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 That sounds very much like BPPV. Benign paroxysmal positional vertigo. It is fixable by specially trained physiotherapists who will make you get into certain positions very quickly to rearrange the tiny fragments of stuff in your ear labyrinth. Ear yoga! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Most people go back and edit their post to add the Booyah. Not do-do heads who REPEATEDLY miss their booyas rookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Thanks! Pic is cute, but I'm not good at identifying dog breeds, so I was just wondering. I've only had two dogs in my life. The first was a hand-me-down-rescue-mutt-get-this-worm-ridden-creature-out-of-my-10-year-old-life-why-must-you-bury-the-food-I-just-fed-you type of dog which caused me to hate dogs. He barked at anyone with a beard, which meant he hated our milkman. I think the feeling was mutual. The other was one my husband got from a rescue. Cocker spaniel. He was so well-behaved and cute, and made me realize I didn't actually hate dogs - just the one I had growing up. :) He died of cancer, andnow DS is allergic (so was DH, but he sucked it up) so we are sans animals. ETA: LOL - if I had kept reading the thread I would have seen he was a Newfie. I really need to carve out some time to read the whole thread. :) I'm such a slacker. You are finally beginning to understand the importance of listening to the Matriarch. Now get busy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I think I'm in a later time zone than some of you. It's not even 8 pm here - way too early to think about bed. Come to think of it, Slache, you're in my time zone! I think there's a lot of limited tv watchers here. Kind of explains the longevity of the thread... Tonight is The Voice Finale. Am I the only one who's going to be watching? (Don't tell me who won if you already know). Sorry. On my phone and my quote wound up in the middle. =-O 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I forgot what I was going to say about this. But, I'm pretty sure there's a cure for what's ailin' ya. I think I'm beyond help. :O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I think I'm in a later time zone than some of you. It's not even 8 pm here - way too early to think about bed. Come to think of it, Slache, you're in my time zone! Tonight is The Voice Finale. Am I the only one who's going to be watching? (Don't tell me who won if you already know). Enter this thread, and you enter the EDT Time Zone. It's universal. Per my orders, about 73 pages ago. Go to bed. No fun allowed while I'm stuck sleeping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Positional Vertigo. Try this. I've done it successfully. My ENT approves. (coming out of lurkdom just long enough to post and run :leaving: ) HI, Jean! Oh, wait. I didn't mean it to sound quite like that.... Greetings and felicitations! At the sound of the tone you have one minute to live it up! Oh, wait, that's Dad's outgoing message.... I greet you in the name of humanity. We come in peace. No, that one isn't appropriate, either.... Glad you are here! Have you read the whole thread yet? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Pewter gray. This thread has made me realize that dental issues make me woozy. I'm good with most things, but dental is different for some reason. I would never pull my kids' teeth. They had to pull each other's. It grossed me out too much. I have watched multiple childbirths and helped folks with huge gashes. I have removed dh's and ds's stitches, superglued myself together when I got a tin can cut, was present at my dh's vasectomy and watched some of it, held a lady's arm which was broken (the nurse at the hospital asked me for my help), and watched my dad get a weird blob of something removed from his back. But no teeth, thank you very much. I think it is a very good thing I have no wisdom teeth. DD10 can't stand to pull her own baby teeth, even when they are (JOJOSMOM, LOOK AWAY!) just hanging by a thread. She got a BIG reward from the Tooth Fairy when she managed to get not one, but two out before the dental appointment in which they were going to be pulled. That reduced the count from 5 to 3, and reduced the dental bill commensurately. Which is a good thing, because the poor kid is certainly going to need braces once her permanent teeth are all in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 We all have our own issues. Mine are fingernails and v*ginas. In and of themselves they're fine, but malfunctions in those areas are catastrophic to me. Oh. Don't look at my hands. Nail-biter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Oh, I forgot. I don't do feet - only baby/toddler feet. I seriously find feet repulsive, particularly men's feet. They should never wear sandals. They are terrible. Oh, okay. DD10 and I will TRY to keep our shoes on around you. Seriously. Our feet cry out for freedom and our shoes run and hide from their fervor. I guess we should keep our shoes on around Slashie, too, since she doesn't like nail malfunctions. DD10's are okay there, but I have an odd nail or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I think we should just all move to Texas. See how smart she is?!? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Glad you are here! Have you read the whole thread yet? I'm a very long time lurker on this thread. So yes. Dd just noticed I was posting here. She said "They sucked you in!" 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Sorry. On my phone and my quote wound up in the middle. =-O This is going to look strange since I'm actually responding to the answer in the middle of your quote! But I am typing and "watching" t.v. Actually, I don't watch t.v. - I listen. Sort of like radio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Stinky boy feet. Yuck. My guys decided it would be fun the other day to crack each other's toes... SERIOUSLY!?! I thought I was going to hurl. Boys. I pretty much made them boil their hands in oil before they came near me again that day. Man feet get judged on a case by case basis. Dh has cute feet. He is also very well-groomed and clean, so he doesn't gross me out. Not that I will be cracking his toes anytime soon, ug. It's not just the teen boys. DD13's feet get quite ripe. I have told her that I want one of her pairs of shoes in each load of laundry she does from now on because even with socks *phew*! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 DD10 can't stand to pull her own baby teeth, even when they are (JOJOSMOM, LOOK AWAY!) just hanging by a thread. She got a BIG reward from the Tooth Fairy when she managed to get not one, but two out before the dental appointment in which they were going to be pulled. That reduced the count from 5 to 3, and reduced the dental bill commensurately. Which is a good thing, because the poor kid is certainly going to need braces once her permanent teeth are all in. When dd's first tooth started to come out (JOJOSMOM, LOOK AWAY!) it was hanging by a thread too. I reached over and yanked it out. She screamed (not in pain) and cried, "Put it back!" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Oooozing, sneaky. But, you secret is safe with us;-) Autocorrect is apparently not my friend. Yuk. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 When dd's first tooth started to come out (JOJOSMOM, LOOK AWAY!) it was hanging by a thread too. I reached over and yanked it out. She screamed (not in pain) and cried, "Put it back!" ACK! I LOOKED! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 My mama warned me about people asking me to send pix of body parts.... This really made me wonder about your Mom, until I realized it didn't say "...asking me to send six body parts..." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 We have no scorpions, deadly or otherwise. Our only snakes are totally benign garter snakes. You have to drive inland about 6 h and then there are rattlers in some areas. We do have coyotes and bears - some areas more than others. But it's not like you step in those accidentally or they curl up in your shoes :D Renaiiiii! We need a pic of a bear curled up in a shoe! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Mwoo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. :D You sound like an evil cow! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Sigh, 134 posts to catch up on... And you didn't notice your Booyah? Wait, taken out of context that doesn't sound right.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Or as dd15 says, shmer. Snerk and shmer, two new words for my vocabulary! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 This is the thread never ends. It just goes on and on my friend... Some people started posting here not knowing what it was and we'll go on a-posting here forever just because...! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I'll take that as a compliment. I hope it wasn't some of my drunken ramblings. I went back and read some. It was awesome. I don't even remember them. I've never been drunk so you guys are my first. Lucky you. Uh oh. Your dad isn't going to come after us with a shotgun, is he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 This really made me wonder about your Mom, until I realized it didn't say "...asking me to send six body parts..." It's hornblower's fault since she spelled it 'pix' instead of 'pics.' Shameful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Snerk and shmer, two new words for my vocabulary! but, you have to use shmer correctly. Dd15 is schooling me on the correct usages. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I imagined you twitching. That's kinda frightening! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Enter this thread, and you enter the EDT Time Zone. It's universal. Per my orders, about 73 pages ago. Go to bed. No fun allowed while I'm stuck sleeping. I remember 73 pages ago. No such thing was established. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I have no dental knowledge. We need some big guns for this. No, I checked her thread and it's foot related. I can't help her there other than to say get an x-ray. I'm the nitwit who broke the same toe twice in the same day clobbering it on the same chair leg (chair still was sitting in the same wrong location, too).... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I forgot what I was going to say about this. But, I'm pretty sure there's a cure for what's ailin' ya. Fire! Oobedoo! I wanna be like you-oo-oo I wanna walk like you talk like you oobedoo! What I desire is Man's red fire so I can stop monkeying around! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 And...once again, I don't realize I'm at the top of the page because I'm too busy responding to the millions of posts I've missed. She finally got it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I think I'm in a later time zone than some of you. It's not even 8 pm here - way too early to think about bed. Come to think of it, Slache, you're in my time zone! Tonight is The Voice Finale. Am I the only one who's going to be watching? (Don't tell me who won if you already know). I can tell you! They all finally closed their mouths and lots of people applauded! Did you ever notice how performers THINK the audience likes them, but the audience only claps AFTER the performers stop? I think the situation needs some reassessing! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Enter this thread, and you enter the EDT Time Zone. It's universal. Per my orders, about 73 pages ago. Go to bed. No fun allowed while I'm stuck sleeping. Wrong zone. *cue Twilight Zone theme* 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I'm a very long time lurker on this thread. So yes. Dd just noticed I was posting here. She said "They sucked you in!" You have a very bright and observant procreation output! 5000 points for raising a smart kid! Now, pop quiz: how many points have you racked up by reading the whole thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 ACK! I LOOKED! We are sucking her into the dental theme! Woohoo! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 but, you have to use shmer correctly. Dd15 is schooling me on the correct usages. :bigear: Educate me, too, please! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Nine m\\\\\ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Well, I was trying to sing again in that last post, but I can't see the keyboard very well in the dark. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Let's try again: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Six more posts to make in this page Six more posts to make we write one more before we snore, then five more posts to make in this page! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 And a four Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 And a three Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 And a two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 And another two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 last one for the page.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Booyah. That, ladies, is how it's done. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 It's almost 11 PM here, and I had a very busy day. Much to teach tomorrow (though less of it since we are finishing some subjects for the school year), so off to bed I go. Nighty-night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 You have a very bright and observant procreation output! 5000 points for raising a smart kid! Now, pop quiz: how many points have you racked up by reading the whole thread? 500? I don't do numbers very well. I try to ignore them. It makes teaching math difficult. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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