texasmama Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 I paid for any sins I might have committed by having to do distance, rate, and time algebra problems with ds14. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 What are you studying? Early childhood education. Thought it would be good to get something that was more specific than General Studies (AA) or Liberal Studies (BA). lol! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 I paid for any sins I might have committed by having to do distance, rate, and time algebra problems with ds14 today. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Ha! :tongue_smilie: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 I typed a rude and snarky reply and erased it. You're welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 I posted about my sins twice. It was heart-felt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 And so as I go off in a totally different direction... I would love to attend a church that had a hula ministry: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 And also: cat vs bananas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MjiWF9dfeA 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 I think you should start a hula ministry at your church, Ellie. No one would suspect you of an improper hula ministry. It would be totally legit. :) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Can't link from my phone, but we like cats sitting awkwardly. :D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Anybody want a peanut? I :001_wub: you, Ellie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Yes! That's it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 What are you studying? And the BA texasmama swoops in for the win! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 I paid for any sins I might have committed by having to do distance, rate, and time algebra problems with ds14 today. And such a steep price it was. And such a steep price it was. But I repeat myself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Kitteh vs machines https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0lS3g_LrAI 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 I think you should start a hula ministry at your church, Ellie. No one would suspect you of an improper hula ministry. It would be totally legit. :) But there has to be more than one dancer. Amazingly, here in Central Texas people don't love hula. I can't figure it out, lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 49 Real Life Labor And Delivery Stories…If You Can Handle Them (Not clean) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Openhearted Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 This is AMAZING. I just told Gil, on the chat board, to make some videos of his abnormal chattering cat and post them on YouTube.:) He could make millions, get a big house with a room for the annoyingly (is that a word) loud cat.:D Cat videos are so popular. Hope he remembers where he heard it first.:) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 I would like to point out that I have 0 warning points. That is all. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 On a more serious note, tomorrow Mr. Ellie and I are attending the funeral of a dear friend who passed away the day after her 91st birthday. She loved Jesus with all her heart, and I'm expecting the funeral to be a celebration of a life well lived. We went over to her home last Saturday; her daughters called together friends and family members to sing a few hymns and pray for the Lord to take her home quickly. We laughed and cried and prayed. Oh, if only we could all leave this world so peacefully and seamlessly and step into the loving arms of Jesus! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 I would like to point out that I have 0 warning points. That is all. How does one acquire warning points, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 On a more serious note, tomorrow Mr. Ellie and I are attending the funeral of a dear friend who passed away the day after her 91st birthday. She loved Jesus with all her heart, and I'm expecting the funeral to be a celebration of a life well lived. We went over to her home last Saturday; her daughters called together friends and family members to sing a few hymns and pray for the Lord to take her home quickly. We laughed and cried and prayed. Oh, if only we could all leave this world so peacefully and seamlessly and step into the loving arms of Jesus! I so, so wish it could always be this way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 On a more serious note, tomorrow Mr. Ellie and I are attending the funeral of a dear friend who passed away the day after her 91st birthday. She loved Jesus with all her heart, and I'm expecting the funeral to be a celebration of a life well lived. We went over to her home last Saturday; her daughters called together friends and family members to sing a few hymns and pray for the Lord to take her home quickly. We laughed and cried and prayed. Oh, if only we could all leave this world so peacefully and seamlessly and step into the loving arms of Jesus! :grouphug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professormom Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 I remember being really thin, and really unhealthy. I'm glad I recognized it as unhealthy though. There were some big girls who could do flips around me, literally. I was inspired by them. Then, I got pregnant at 36. That'll change things! Well, actually, a couple of years prior to that, I distinctly remember hiking one day and felt my ab muscles give up the ghost. It was like, they just decided, "I ain't doin' this no mo'!" Anyway, after baby, I looked at my body (remember, 4'11", almost 9lber) and thinking I was a mess. Then decided I was going to love the skin I was in because I'm mom. I still decided to get healthy though, but in a "I want to be good to myself" way. So, remember gals, be good to yourselves! :clapping: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professormom Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 On a more serious note, tomorrow Mr. Ellie and I are attending the funeral of a dear friend who passed away the day after her 91st birthday. She loved Jesus with all her heart, and I'm expecting the funeral to be a celebration of a life well lived. We went over to her home last Saturday; her daughters called together friends and family members to sing a few hymns and pray for the Lord to take her home quickly. We laughed and cried and prayed. Oh, if only we could all leave this world so peacefully and seamlessly and step into the loving arms of Jesus! Wow, that sounds like such a beautiful way to go to God. I always pray that my in-laws get to fall asleep in each other's arms and wake up to Jesus... but this sounds amazing. You story brought tears to my eyes, Ellie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 I would like to point out that I have 0 warning points. That is all. Me, too! That is uncanny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 On a more serious note, tomorrow Mr. Ellie and I are attending the funeral of a dear friend who passed away the day after her 91st birthday. She loved Jesus with all her heart, and I'm expecting the funeral to be a celebration of a life well lived. We went over to her home last Saturday; her daughters called together friends and family members to sing a few hymns and pray for the Lord to take her home quickly. We laughed and cried and prayed. Oh, if only we could all leave this world so peacefully and seamlessly and step into the loving arms of Jesus! (((hugs))) But that is a lovely way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professormom Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Kitteh vs machines https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0lS3g_LrAI This started my day happy:-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Good morning, all. I have to start my poor baby's day with the announcement that she has a dentist's appointment. Poor baby! :( If you have good thoughts to spare, send some her way, would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Way to start the day: A Cat's Guide to Bathrooms (aka best commercial ever) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Openhearted Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Ellie, hugs to you and your friend's family. What a wonderful way to pass! Also, on a less serious note, I too have 0 warning points. And I don't want any... They sound horrible.:D However, I am curious how one acquires warning points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Openhearted Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Good thoughts and hugs to JoJosMom's dd. My little dd doesn't like the dentist and refused to get her teeth cleaned every time. The last time she sat on me in the chair, but cried the whole time. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Ellie, hugs to you and your friend's family. What a wonderful way to pass! TYVM. I hope that Mr. Ellie and I both have this experience. :-) Also, on a less serious note, I too have 0 warning points. And I don't want any... They sound horrible. :D However, I am curious how one acquires warning points. One must be rude, crude, and socially unattractive. When I first started posting here, someone I knew from another forum--actually, from a couple of forums, including VS--and whom I had actually met IRL, where she stayed at my home for a weekend and I stayed at hers, had inexplicably begun attacking me, and she badgered me to such an extent that TPTB banned her from this forum (she was banned on the other one, as well, for similar behavior towards several people). So don't do that. Also, don't continue to post certain topics when you've been warned not to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Openhearted Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Very informative. That's why I liked your post. Sorry someone was so mean:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Also, don't continue to post certain topics when you've been warned not to. This statement means I missed something. I hate when I come into the tail end of things... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 49 Real Life Labor And Delivery Stories…If You Can Handle Them (Not clean) This would almost be the most random thing posted in this thread, if we hadn't talked about childbirth a few pages back. But, man, this was funny! I like birth stories. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 I liked those birth stories. :) FYI, this is top secret information. (SHHHHH...<whispers>....I am starting to think about trying to keep the foster cat once she weans her kittens...she is precious, laid back, and friendly. This may or may not be a terrible idea. We have another cat who is particular and has an auto immune condition so Lily would need to accept Phoebe. Phoebe has claws, and Lily was declawed when she came to us. We will not declaw a cat, but dh objects to cats claws. Sigh. I have a lot of issues here.) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 So, I'm at work and waiting painfully for the boss to get back and check my work so that I can go home. He's napping. I know he's napping. He knows I know he's napping. He won't admit he's napping. So I have a story. Eh eh hem. I had gotten out of the shower and my husband was blocking the dresser so I asked for panties and a shirt. He handed me pink panties with very little fabric which I did not want to wear in the cold building under my skirt so I asked for my oh so attractive gray granny panties. My husband complained and what I thought was "I'm just wearing them to work and will get a shower and change when I get home". What I actually said was "I'm just wearing them for Pastor". I have this gift of wording things poorly, as does my husband. One of his best ones was "You look good, you just still look pregnant." 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 So, I'm at work and waiting painfully for the boss to get back and check my work so that I can go home. He's napping. I know he's napping. He knows I know he's napping. He won't admit he's napping. So I have a story. Eh eh hem. I had gotten out of the shower and my husband was blocking the dresser so I asked for panties and a shirt. He handed me pink panties with very little fabric which I did not want to wear in the cold building under my skirt so I asked for my oh so attractive gray granny panties. My husband complained and what I thought was "I'm just wearing them to work and will get a shower and change when I get home". What I actually said was "I'm just wearing them for Pastor". I have this gift of wording things poorly, as does my husband. One of his best ones was "You look good, you just still look pregnant." :smilielol5: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El... Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 This thread is on page 4 of the new content; I think there has been some kind of breakdown, folks. So I'll just toss in my news to help everyone out! :) I found a way to take karate classes! I haven't trained regularly in about 14 years. I went to my second class last night and loved it, but this morning I feel OLD! Ow, ow, ow. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 That had to be the best batch of shameful post padding I've seen in a long time. I'm so proud. Thank you very much! I had to do something memorable before leaving on our trip. I'm back now, and gratified to see that this thread reached page 33. However, I had to SEARCH for the thread -- it didn't show up in 4 pages of New Content. What have you all been doing while I've been gone? People just aren't taking this thread seriously.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 No one has posted since 2 a.m. People are not taking it seriously. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 #giveitupnowitisntpossible #refusingtogiveupdeterminedtoreaditallaftermultipledaysofdriving #needtoreturntomynormaltypeofinsanity #goingtokillthekidsiftheykeepplayingthesingingreindeertheirgrandpagavethemforAprilFoolspresents #eventhoughIwokethekidsuptodaybyplayingsaidsingingreindeer 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Original Broadway cast singing... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMJ Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Thanks AMJ, I'm not nearly as behind as I thought. 80 one word post are easy to read! Wow, was it that many? I'll have to go back to re-read and admire my own audacity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 I like Oliver's better... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 This thread is on page 4 of the new content; I think there has been some kind of breakdown, folks. So I'll just toss in my news to help everyone out! :) I found a way to take karate classes! I haven't trained regularly in about 14 years. I went to my second class last night and loved it, but this morning I feel OLD! Ow, ow, ow. That's awesome! And don't worry, you probably didn't feel that great after you first started either. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Openhearted Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 I guess the site went down last night. :thumbdown: But I didn't know that, I thought it was my internet connection. :confused1: Then I thought I was kicked off because I was bragging I had 0 warning points. :crying: Paranoid, aren't I? I have no friends, you all are all I got. :grouphug: :001_wub: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Dude. I so win now. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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