FO4UR Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 ...unless someone sends the fairy of dishes and sweeping and laundry to my house in the am. Seriously...I've refrained from posting b/c I can't see the keyboard through the tears streaming down my face, and my sides hurt from laughing. And...I'm 1/2 Scottish...with a sudden urge to get in touch with my roots. And...I'm wondering why I have a dead chicken on my doorstep???? (Hey...who's that lady holding a Mike's? Weird neighbor!:tongue_smilie:) But...I'm considering posting a "would you eat this?" thread first b/c weird neighbor just asked for dead chicken BACK!!! ugh...the economy is hitting everybody these days. Well, there you go...I simply cannot keep up with you people... ps. Don't really remove my membership. What other excuse would I have for these dirty dishes, floors and clothes???:auto: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avila Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Just let the goat in for awhile and he will take care of some of that for you! :D My starter kit isn't here yet, so I spent an hour with my sewing patterns out trying to see if I could figure out a pattern to adapt for the Utilikilt. I will need the extra income to keep replacing the chickens, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aggieamy Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Ditto Ditto! A three day ban would do me good. I'd get my work done. Instead I'm listening to Queen on youtube and avoiding my project. If I wasn't self-employed I would have been fired by now. :001_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 At least all us newly-born pagans no longer have to avoid celebrating Easter and Christmas :D Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dulcimeramy Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 At least all us newly-born pagans no longer have to avoid celebrating Easter and Christmas :D Bill Don't you mean born-again pagans? I'm getting so confused! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalanamak Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 :lol: You GOT me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FO4UR Posted April 8, 2011 Author Share Posted April 8, 2011 Just let the goat in for awhile and he will take care of some of that for you! :D My starter kit isn't here yet, so I spent an hour with my sewing patterns out trying to see if I could figure out a pattern to adapt for the Utilikilt. I will need the extra income to keep replacing the chickens, I guess. Goats do dishes? Why didn't I know this!?! I have hated dishes all my life!!! And, lmk about that pattern... Ditto Ditto! A three day ban would do me good. I'd get my work done. Instead I'm listening to Queen on youtube and avoiding my project. If I wasn't self-employed I would have been fired by now. :001_smile: 3 Day Ban! Brilliant!!! That's what I need!!! And my kids wonder why I keep singing "fried ham fried ham, cheese and bologna, and after the macaroni we'll have more..." (don't tell me I'm the only one who sang this little chant as a kid) Perhaps a 3 Day Ban would get another song stuck in my head. "I don't wanna work. I just wanna sew utlitikilits all day..." has a nice ring. At least all us newly-born pagans no longer have to avoid celebrating Easter and Christmas :D Bill Well...in that case, I'll make up a little basket for your ds...what color does he like his Peeps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Don't you mean born-again pagans? I'm getting so confused! Now I'm confused :D Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 If you get those fairies please send them my way when you are done. I have been bugging them for years and they still won't come. It has been nice with all the harshness lately to see funny posts :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Well...in that case, I'll make up a little basket for your ds...what color does he like his Peeps? I dunno, but Black and Red strikes me as "traditional" :D Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FO4UR Posted April 8, 2011 Author Share Posted April 8, 2011 :lol: You GOT me. So, you'll be here at 7am...dish rags are under the sink, broom is in the pantry (unless the one you fly on sweeps floors too), and don't forget to check for socks under the kids beds. Thanks! You are SUCH a sweetie! :thumbup1: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWOB Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 I now love you! Shall I share a pic of my dishes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justamouse Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 I freakin snorted so hard reading this that the water splashed up onto my glasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWOB Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 I freakin snorted so hard reading this that the water splashed up onto my glasses. Well, that took care of the dishes, right?:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FO4UR Posted April 8, 2011 Author Share Posted April 8, 2011 I now love you! Shall I share a pic of my dishes? link doesn't work... Well, that took care of the dishes, right?:lol: Eww...if you like snot on them...just sayin'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonshineLearner Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Glad you're just jokin'!!! I was starting to think it was going to be the domino effect. I want the faeries next!!! :) Send them right over to me!! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Goats do dishes? Why didn't I know this!?! I have hated dishes all my life!!! No, no, no. The goats eat the dishes. Then you never have to worry about them again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWOB Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 link doesn't work... Should be fixed. Eww...if you like snot on them...just sayin'... "Snot" was never implied. A "shooting of water though the nose" was. Now, depending on the state of the nose before the water incident, the dishes may very well be clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FO4UR Posted April 8, 2011 Author Share Posted April 8, 2011 No, no, no. The goats eat the dishes. Then you never have to worry about them again. Squeeeee!!!! "Snot" was never implied. A "shooting of water though the nose" was. Now, depending on the state of the nose before the water incident, the dishes may very well be clean. I disagree. "Shooting water through the nose" was stated, and "snot" thoroughly implied...what else does one have up ones' nose? It's a matter of a little snot or a lot...either way, dh is eating off of those dishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Ditto Ditto! A three day ban would do me good. I'd get my work done. Instead I'm listening to Queen on youtube and avoiding my project. That seems like a very worthy way to spend your time to me. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWOB Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Squeeeee!!!! I disagree. "Shooting water through the nose" was stated, and "snot" thoroughly implied...what else does one have up ones' nose? It's a matter of a little snot or a lot...either way, dh is eating off of those dishes. Now, one MUST concede that some noses are in fact clean. (We wouldn't want to assume/imply that someone would have an unclean nose.) You wouldn't want to be a whatever-THOSE-people-consider-uncool-people ones, woulod you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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