If anyone needs me, I'll be in the dryer getting warm.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the dryer getting warm.

Where is the snow?

Driving practice w/ds15. Had to break out the stress-relieving chocolate--homemade peanut clusters!

Driving practice w/ds15. Had to break out the stress-relieving chocolate--homemade peanut clusters!

It's official, the children are fluent in my first language, sarcasm.

It's official, the children are fluent in my first language, sarcasm.

It's official, the children are fluent in my first language, sarcasm.

A dear friend just passed away suddenly. Today, is a sad, sad day.

Grandparents are kidnapping the boys for a night. Just the toddler and us old people!

I miss carbs.

Grandparents are kidnapping the boys for a night. Just the toddler and us old people!

Met IsabelC today and can confirm she is not a bloke living in her mum's basement. :D

My husband is a cleaning machine!!! His day off was yesterday and he went to work on our house. He did all the dishes, minimalized our counter tops (thanks to the Hive thread!), cleaned the kids' bedroom, swept and mopped the kitchen and dining room, and did about 5 loads of laundry. Sexiest thing he's done in a while!!!

Dh is putting in a new kitchen faucet. Current toal: 1 faucet, 4 trips to hardware store.

KSDK Show Me St. Louis today (Thursday) 10am and 10:30am - live with dd

KSDK Show Me St. Louis today (Thursday) 10am and 10:30am - live with dd

I need a hammock in my shower.

I need a hammock in my shower.

Just FYI don't ever tell a sick mother of many kids and no husband to "get some rest." It is like salt in the wound.

Missing a vanished friend :-(

You can have my Oxford comma when you pry it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

Laundry mantra: A load a day keeps the mountain away.

In order to find your car in the store's parking lot, you must first remember which car you drove to the store.

In order to find your car in the store's parking lot, you must first remember which car you drove to the store.