Mamagistra Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 "You ever been in a cockpit before?" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mamagistra Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking." :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mamagistra Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking." :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mamagistra Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines." :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mamagistra Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue." :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*anj* Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j.griff Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 ... but that, my children, is called cannibalism, and is infact frowned upon in most cultures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny in Atl Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birthdate's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lorna Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Historian (showing Miles a tape of Howard Cosell): "We have a theory, that whenever a citizen committed a crime against the state, they were forced to watch this." Miles: "Yes, that's exactly what that was." 'The Sleeper' - Woody Allen :lurk5: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny in Atl Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 "Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lorna Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 [the King gestures to the window] King of Swamp Castle: One day, lad, all this will be yours. Prince Herbert: What, the curtains? King of Swamp Castle: No, not the curtains, lad, all that you can see stretched out over the valleys and the hills! That'll be your kingdom, lad. Monty Python and the Holy Grail I think this is it! I have edited it to add: 'Eternity is really long, especially near the end.' - Woody Allen Am I the thread-killer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*anj* Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 "Is that a European swallow or an African swallow?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny in Atl Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 "Before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. I don't think it would be snowing now if he weren't still up there. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Your father was a hamster, and your mother smelt of elderberry!!!! (Did I get that right, anj??) Back in the game. . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beansprouts Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Been busy lately, and just popped onto the boards for a few... You guys are still going eh?? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny in Atl Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 The Dice Roll: "oooh... that's just impossible" rating: 0.8/10 If you throw a dice 6 times, what's the chance that you'd get a six on: a: exactly one of the throws. b: one or more of the throws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*anj* Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Your father was a hamster,and your mother smelt of elderberry!!!! (Did I get that right, anj??) Back in the game. . . . . Perfect! And can you believe that we were just watching that very movie and it only ended a couple of minutes ago? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Another one for you. . . . . It seems that our mysterious violinist has dis - a - p - Dis-a-what? Peared. Shhh!!!! (checking to see exactly HOW similar our taste in movies is! :lurk5:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Been busy lately, and just popped onto the boards for a few... You guys are still going eh?? :lol: It's a little sad, eh? I actually mopped my floor - and my treat was coming back to this thread! Pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny in Atl Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*anj* Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Another one for you. . . . . It seems that our mysterious violinist has dis - a - p - Dis-a-what? Peared. Shhh!!!! (checking to see exactly HOW similar our taste in movies is! :lurk5:) Waaaaa!!! You got me on that one. I can't even find it through Google! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellifera Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Woman in crowd: Only the true messiah denies his own divinity. Brian: What sort of chance does that give me?! Alright, I am the messiah. Crowd: He is! He is the messiah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 OK, except I wasn't smiling!!! Funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Waaaaa!!! You got me on that one. I can't even find it through Google! Heh - heh- heh- now do I tell you, or just let you stew ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny in Atl Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Another one for you. . . . . It seems that our mysterious violinist has dis - a - p - Dis-a-what? Peared. Shhh!!!! (checking to see exactly HOW similar our taste in movies is! :lurk5:) Son of Frankenstein? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Son of Frankenstein? Close. . . . . . . :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny in Atl Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Young Frankenstein! Gene Wilder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Young Frankenstein! Gene Wilder! We have a winner!!!!! Blucher!!! (horse whinny) :party: Probably my favorite movie of all time - don't even get me started!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*anj* Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 You know....... I had a feeling... Excellent!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny in Atl Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 "You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich with Kids Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Moses: The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen... [drops one of the tablets] Moses: Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny in Atl Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Mel Brooks? History of the World? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich with Kids Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Yes! I'm sad to say the funnier quotes are waaay to racy for this board, but so stinkin' hilarious. There is a scene with Jesus that is my all time favorite movie scene. I think Jesus himself would laugh. This is the one movie I can watch over and over and almost wet my pants laughing every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny in Atl Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 "Is this heaven?" "No, it's Iowa." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich with Kids Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 "Is this heaven?" "No, it's Iowa." Field of Dreams! "It's okay, honey. I... I was just talking to the cornfield." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny in Atl Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Do you have a soulmate? Define that. Someone you can relate to, someone who opens things up for you. Sure, I got plenty. Well, name them. Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost, O'Conner... Well that's great. They're all dead. Not to me, they're not. You can't have a lot of dialogue with them. Not without a heater and some serious smelling salts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisawa Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 thread killer? LOL! I feel like sometimes things are going like mad with a thread and then I post and blammo, it's done for! Just wondering if others are feeling it too:eek: :D lol... yes! It happens all the time... I guess Im just always late to the party! *Ü* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny in Atl Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 "In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns." :001_huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*anj* Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 "Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom2legomaniacs Posted March 28, 2008 Author Share Posted March 28, 2008 So do I get some kind of award for starting the silliest post that has gotten the most replies to it?:tongue_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j.griff Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 :horn-blowing: "All Hail Melissa! Queen of the Silliest Thread! Long live Melissa!" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*anj* Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 We're knights of the round table, We dance whenever we're able, We do routines, and chorus scenes, With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot, We eat ham, and jam, and spam a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom2legomaniacs Posted March 28, 2008 Author Share Posted March 28, 2008 :horn-blowing:"All Hail Melissa! Queen of the Silliest Thread! Long live Melissa!" :D ROFL!! Thank you thank you! I want to thank all of you. Without you, I wouldn't be here. My dahlings thank you from the bottom of my heart~:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mamagistra Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 :lurk5: We are young. Heartache to heartache we stand, No promises, no demands. ______ is a _________. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*anj* Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Love is a battlefield. When I'm alone All by myself You're out, with someone else _____________, _________________, ________________ each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mamagistra Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Lovin' touchin, squEEEEEEEEZaaaaiiiiiin' (my best Steve Perry impersonation there) ;) Some boys take a beautiful girl And hide her away from the rest of the world. I want be the one to walk in the sun. Oh ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ _____ :001_smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Girls just wanna have fun! (best dj voice. . . .) and now - dedicated to the Hive Mind on WTM radio. . . . . Even the nights are better. . . Now that we're here together Even the nights are better ______ _______ ________ _______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTMindy Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Lovin' touchin, squEEEEEEEEZaaaaiiiiiin' (my best Steve Perry impersonation there) ;) Some boys take a beautiful girl And hide her away from the rest of the world. I want be the one to walk in the sun. Oh ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ _____ :001_smile: girls just wanna have fu-un, oh-oh girls just wanna have fun. Once upon time I was fallin' in love, Now I'm only falling apart. There's nothing I can do ___ _____ ______ ____ ____ ________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 girls just wanna have fu-un, oh-oh girls just wanna have fun. Hey, WTMindy - I think we were singing in harmony! With layers and layers of lace, ripped t-shirts, and big funky beads with giant bows in our hair and lace gloves!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTMindy Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Girls just wanna have fun! (best dj voice. . . .) and now - dedicated to the Hive Mind on WTM radio. . . . . Even the nights are better. . . Now that we're here together Even the nights are better ______ _______ ________ _______ Since I found you (woh-oh-wo-a-wo) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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