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“Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.â€

- Mariah Carey, Pop Singer

 

NOOOOOOOO...she didn't, :D

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Empress Nympho: Say Bob, do I have any openings that this man might fit?

Crowd: Whooooaaaaaaa!

Bob: Well, we could use another wine steward.

Josephus: Hey, I got a great corkscrew.

Crowd: Whoooaaaaaaa!

Josephus: D@mn**, this a hip crowd!

 

**Dh is off tomorrow, so this is our Saturday night. From here on out please feel free to ignore my posts. We've had a little of the grape therapy...I'm just sayin' eatdrink007.gif

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Dang! I missed Seinfeld quote night?!

 

And another piece of the puzzle falls into place! (Elaine to George in the Festivus episode)

 

Well, not all of us can read the classics, Professor Highbrow. (Kramer to Elaine when she asked him why he was reading the VCR manual).

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"I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable."

- George, in "The Label Maker"

 

"Showering. How long's it take you?"

"Ten minutes."

"Ten minutes? That's kooky talk."

- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Apology"

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"Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's

 

peppermint-- it's *delicious*!"

 

Kramer in the Junior Mint

 

 

This is actually one of my favorites. My sister will call me every once in a while pretending to be Jerry and we will run these lines, complete with the banging phone and everything! Yes, we are strange.;)

 

 

ELAINE: Hello?

 

JERRY: (Over the phone) Elaine, you’ve got to get back down to the dealer. Puddy is screwin’ me on this car, which is yellow now!

 

ELAINE: (Jokingly mimicking Jerry) Who is this?

 

JERRY: (Banging the phone against the booth) Elaine!

 

(Elaine flinches with every loud banging noise)

 

ELAINE: What?!

 

JERRY: You gotta get back together with Puddy so I can make this deal.

 

ELAINE: (Sarcastic) You know, just that you cared enough to call means so much, Jerry.

 

JERRY: You’re gonna get back together, anyway. It’s thousands of dollars!

 

ELAINE: Oh, I don’t know..

 

JERRY: Come on. Then you don’t have to see him again ‘til my 15,000-mile check.

 

ELAINE: Well, will you pay my cab fare out there?

 

JERRY: Fine.

 

The Dealership

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"Ten minutes? That's kooky talk."

- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Apology"

 

Kevin and I say this to each other all the time!

 

He'll ask, "What's for dinner?" and I'll say, "Steak."

 

"Steak? That's kooky talk." He'll say.:lol:

 

 

How would we communicate without Seinfeld?;)

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Kevin and I say this to each other all the time!

 

He'll ask, "What's for dinner?" and I'll say, "Steak."

 

"Steak? That's kooky talk." He'll say.:lol:

 

 

How would we communicate without Seinfeld?;)

 

We say that line all the time too! :-)

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P-A-R-T-Y

Party hearty for WTM High!

PARTY!

When we party,

We party hearty!

And when we jaaaaam,

We don't need no ham!*

D-d-d-d-d-d do y' stuff! Do y' stuff!

One, two...you know what to do:

Just FREEZE! UNH! And boooooooooooooooogie!

FREEZE! UNH! And boooooooooooooooogie!

Just FREEZE!

 

:party:free-cute-smileys-368.gif:party:free-cute-smileys-368.gif:party:

 

 

*I'm pretty sure that's what they said, so, um (sic). ;)

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P-A-R-T-Y

Party hearty for WTM High!

PARTY!

When we party,

We party hearty!

And when we jaaaaam,

We don't need no ham!*

D-d-d-d-d-d do y' stuff! Do y' stuff!

One, two...you know what to do:

Just FREEZE! UNH! And boooooooooooooooogie!

FREEZE! UNH! And boooooooooooooooogie!

Just FREEZE!

 

:party:free-cute-smileys-368.gif:party:free-cute-smileys-368.gif:party:

 

 

*I'm pretty sure that's what they said, so, um (sic). ;)

 

That may be the silliest cheer ever!

 

Lean to the left,

Lean to the right

Peal your banana and UNH take a bite!

Go bananas

B-A-N-A-N-A-s

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i'll come to you at night

when all the world is sleeping tight

and lie beside you, till the early morning dew

you can't hear me, you can't see

but you can feel me when you read

the folded letter she left addressed to you

 

Anyone know this song? And don't google it!;)

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i'll come to you at night

when all the world is sleeping tight

and lie beside you, till the early morning dew

you can't hear me, you can't see

but you can feel me when you read

the folded letter she left addressed to you

 

Anyone know this song? And don't google it!;)

 

Stumped!

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