Parabola Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Ah, so you are the master of your domain..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pixelroper Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 “Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.â€- Mariah Carey, Pop Singer NOOOOOOOO...she didn't, :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lorna Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat... college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lorna Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 I can't listen to that much Wagner, ya know? I start to get the urge to conquer Poland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny in Atl Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 I can't listen to that much Wagner, ya know? I start to get the urge to conquer Poland. Just make sure you are dressed properly. Heavy breastplate and Viking hat with braids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lorna Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 We now interrupt Wagner for. . . . . . http://youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gardenschooler Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*anj* Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 All My Exes Live in Texas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich with Kids Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night it was Honor and Offer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gardenschooler Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. -Groucho Marks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gardenschooler Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 In my day, we couldn't afford shoes, so we went barefoot. In the winter, we wrapped our feet in barbed wire for traction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gardenschooler Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 In my day, we didn't have rocks. We had to go down to the creek and wash our clothes by beating them with our heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gardenschooler Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 In my day, we didn't have hand-held calculators. We had to do addition on our fingers. To subtract, we had to have some fingers amputated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich with Kids Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Count de Monet: Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich with Kids Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Dole Office Clerk: Occupation? Comicus: Stand up philosopher. Dole Office Clerk: What? Comicus: Stand up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a viable and meaningful comprehension. Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a BULL$%IT artist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich with Kids Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Empress Nympho: Say Bob, do I have any openings that this man might fit? Crowd: Whooooaaaaaaa! Bob: Well, we could use another wine steward. Josephus: Hey, I got a great corkscrew. Crowd: Whoooaaaaaaa! Josephus: D@mn**, this a hip crowd! **Dh is off tomorrow, so this is our Saturday night. From here on out please feel free to ignore my posts. We've had a little of the grape therapy...I'm just sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich with Kids Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Dole Office Clerk: I'm sorry, I'm on my wine break. And...I'm out till tomorrow...:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doran Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 I cannot say that I do not disagree with you. ~Groucho Marx Doran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTMindy Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Dang! I missed Seinfeld quote night?! And another piece of the puzzle falls into place! (Elaine to George in the Festivus episode) Well, not all of us can read the classics, Professor Highbrow. (Kramer to Elaine when she asked him why he was reading the VCR manual). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 For you Mindy- Now! Now, George! Turn on the faucet! George, turn on the faucet! Hoochie mama! Hoochie mama! Hoochie mamamaaaaa! :lol: -Kramer in the Serenity Now episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 In my day, we couldn't afford shoes, so we went barefoot. In the winter, we wrapped our feet in barbed wire for traction. :smilielol5: To all three of your quotes!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTMindy Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 "I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable." - George, in "The Label Maker" "Showering. How long's it take you?" "Ten minutes." "Ten minutes? That's kooky talk." - Kramer and Jerry, in "The Apology" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 "Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint-- it's *delicious*!" Kramer in the Junior Mint This is actually one of my favorites. My sister will call me every once in a while pretending to be Jerry and we will run these lines, complete with the banging phone and everything! Yes, we are strange.;) ELAINE: Hello? JERRY: (Over the phone) Elaine, you’ve got to get back down to the dealer. Puddy is screwin’ me on this car, which is yellow now! ELAINE: (Jokingly mimicking Jerry) Who is this? JERRY: (Banging the phone against the booth) Elaine! (Elaine flinches with every loud banging noise) ELAINE: What?! JERRY: You gotta get back together with Puddy so I can make this deal. ELAINE: (Sarcastic) You know, just that you cared enough to call means so much, Jerry. JERRY: You’re gonna get back together, anyway. It’s thousands of dollars! ELAINE: Oh, I don’t know.. JERRY: Come on. Then you don’t have to see him again ‘til my 15,000-mile check. ELAINE: Well, will you pay my cab fare out there? JERRY: Fine. The Dealership Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 "Ten minutes? That's kooky talk." - Kramer and Jerry, in "The Apology" Kevin and I say this to each other all the time! He'll ask, "What's for dinner?" and I'll say, "Steak." "Steak? That's kooky talk." He'll say.:lol: How would we communicate without Seinfeld?;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Waaaah!! I don't know any Seinfeld quotes, so I can't play!!! But I'm having fun "listening" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTMindy Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Kevin and I say this to each other all the time! He'll ask, "What's for dinner?" and I'll say, "Steak." "Steak? That's kooky talk." He'll say.:lol: How would we communicate without Seinfeld?;) We say that line all the time too! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*anj* Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Oh well, if we're back to Seinfeld: I AM NOT O'BRIEN!! HEAR ME?! I AM NOT O'BRIEN!!! ASK ANYBODY! JERRY!!! JERRY!!!!! --George (The Limo) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich with Kids Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 It's a mystery, wrapped in a riddle, inside an enigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lorna Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Naa-noo naa-noo! [sic] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 You like oatmeal I do too You like paperclips Me too! You play checkers I do too You like me And I Like You :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*anj* Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 We've got spirit, Yes we do. We've got spirit, How 'bout you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Square root division. . . . Hypotenuse. . . We did the math And you're gonna LOSE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*anj* Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Go, go, go, go Fight, fight, fight, fight Win, win, win, win Go, fight, win! (We were really deep at my high school!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mamagistra Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 P-A-R-T-Y Party hearty for WTM High! PARTY! When we party, We party hearty! And when we jaaaaam, We don't need no ham!* D-d-d-d-d-d do y' stuff! Do y' stuff! One, two...you know what to do: Just FREEZE! UNH! And boooooooooooooooogie! FREEZE! UNH! And boooooooooooooooogie! Just FREEZE! :party::party::party: *I'm pretty sure that's what they said, so, um (sic). ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTMindy Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 P-A-R-T-YParty hearty for WTM High! PARTY! When we party, We party hearty! And when we jaaaaam, We don't need no ham!* D-d-d-d-d-d do y' stuff! Do y' stuff! One, two...you know what to do: Just FREEZE! UNH! And boooooooooooooooogie! FREEZE! UNH! And boooooooooooooooogie! Just FREEZE! :party::party::party: *I'm pretty sure that's what they said, so, um (sic). ;) That may be the silliest cheer ever! Lean to the left, Lean to the right Peal your banana and UNH take a bite! Go bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mamagistra Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 That may be the silliest cheer ever! Lean to the left, Lean to the right Peal your banana and UNH take a bite! Go bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*anj* Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Love, soft as an easy chair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTMindy Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Thanks!! I didn't have my computer with me, so I didn't have all my smilies linked and didn't feel like searching for the dancing banana, even though I so wanted to add it to the bottom of that post!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 i'll come to you at night when all the world is sleeping tight and lie beside you, till the early morning dew you can't hear me, you can't see but you can feel me when you read the folded letter she left addressed to you Anyone know this song? And don't google it!;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*anj* Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 :lurk5: (I had no idea, I had to google, and I've never heard of it before!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTMindy Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 i'll come to you at nightwhen all the world is sleeping tight and lie beside you, till the early morning dew you can't hear me, you can't see but you can feel me when you read the folded letter she left addressed to you Anyone know this song? And don't google it!;) Stumped! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 It's an obscure 80's band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punkinelly Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 I sometimes do that with face-to-face conversations. LOL Mary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny in Atl Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Yazooooooooooooo... Vince Clark and Co. Can't find a vid for Mr Blue but her is another of theirs, more well known. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaHuzkyurC0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Yazooooooooooooo... Vince Clark and Co. Can't find a vid for Mr Blue but her is another of theirs, more well known. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaHuzkyurC0 YAY, Jenny! :D I love Yaz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mamagistra Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 :: cricket sounds :: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genie Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 :: cricket sounds :: I know, right? (remember that thread?) I was starting to think maybe Elaine was the Official Thread Killer. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lorna Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*anj* Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://freesound.iua.upf.edu/data/32/images/32244__digifishmusic__Cricket_Chirp_3600Hz.png&imgrefurl=http://freesound.iua.upf.edu/samplesViewSingle.php%3Fid%3D32244&h=169&w=358&sz=12&hl=en&start=11&sig2=_KhEXwY_1N_dQjTAk5sVPQ&um=1&tbnid=Sovv7R-cVnjtgM:&tbnh=57&tbnw=121&ei=d5cESPj7DIm8hAKbzKmaAw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcricket%2Bchirp%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26hs%3D5mj%26sa%3DN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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