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LOVETT:

It's priest. Have a little priest.

TODD:

Is it really good?

LOVETT:

Sir, it's too good, at least!

Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh,

So it's pretty fresh.

TODD:

Awful lot of fat.

LOVETT:

Only where it sat.

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Everybody ought to have a maid,

Someone who you hire when you're short of help

To offer you the sort of help

You never get from a spouse:

Fluttering up the stairway,

Shuttering up the windows,

Cluttering up the bedroom,

Buttering up the master,

Puttering all around the house!

Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delicious,

Tidying up the dishes,

Neat as a pin.

Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful,

Sweeping out,

Sleeping in.

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I haven't posted in this thread yet...

 

I have nothing clever to say, I just figured it was time to jump on the bandwagon. ;)

 

Since I'm not an 80's video girl... and videos seem to be the current theme, I'll link this one.

 

I always get it stuck in my head. ;)

 

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I haven't posted in this thread yet...

 

I have nothing clever to say, I just figured it was time to jump on the bandwagon. ;)

 

Since I'm not an 80's video girl... and videos seem to be the current theme, I'll link this one.

 

I always get it stuck in my head. ;)

 

 

If never heard this one... now I will be humming it all afternoon.:glare:

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Ok, I started this hoopla, but don't let me end it here. Here's my new contribution.

 

A horse and a flea and three blind mice

Sat on a tombstone shooting dice,

The horse he slipped and fell on the flea,

"Whoops," said the flea, "there's a horse on me!"

 

 

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Giddy and foolish the whole day through, [some say "Silly and foolish..."]

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

 

There was an old doctor and his name was Peck.

Fell down the well and broke his neck

Served him right, he was doing wrong.

Should have tended to the sick, and let the well alone.

 

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Giddy and foolish the whole day through,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

 

Way down South where bananas grow,

An ant stepped on an elephant's toe,

The elephant cried with tears in his eyes,

"Why don't you pick on someone your own size?"

 

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Giddy and foolish the whole day through,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

 

Way up North where there's ice and snow,

There lived a penguin and his name was Joe,

He got so tired of black and white,

He wore pink slacks to the dance last night!

 

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Giddy and foolish the whole day through,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

 

Eli, Eli, he sells socks,

a dollar a pair, a nickel a box

The longer you wear them

the shorter they get.

Throw'em in the water

and they don't get wet.

 

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Giddy and foolish the whole day through,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

 

Late last night, I had a real strange dream,

Ate a nine-pound marshmallow my mom gave me,

When I woke up, I knew somethin' was wrong,

I looked around and saw my pillow was gone.

 

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Giddy and foolish the whole day through,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

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I miss tons of great posts now. I'm just unable to keep up. :auto:

I think wow I must be the most boring people on the planet. The Valentines cake I posted a recipe for only had one response and I thought it would be a big hit. So yes I know how you feel.
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Ok, I started this hoopla, but don't let me end it here. Here's my new contribution.

 

A horse and a flea and three blind mice

Sat on a tombstone shooting dice,

The horse he slipped and fell on the flea,

"Whoops," said the flea, "there's a horse on me!"

 

 

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Giddy and foolish the whole day through, [some say "Silly and foolish..."]

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

 

There was an old doctor and his name was Peck.

Fell down the well and broke his neck

Served him right, he was doing wrong.

Should have tended to the sick, and let the well alone.

 

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Giddy and foolish the whole day through,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

 

Way down South where bananas grow,

An ant stepped on an elephant's toe,

The elephant cried with tears in his eyes,

"Why don't you pick on someone your own size?"

 

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Giddy and foolish the whole day through,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

 

Way up North where there's ice and snow,

There lived a penguin and his name was Joe,

He got so tired of black and white,

He wore pink slacks to the dance last night!

 

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Giddy and foolish the whole day through,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

 

Eli, Eli, he sells socks,

a dollar a pair, a nickel a box

The longer you wear them

the shorter they get.

Throw'em in the water

and they don't get wet.

 

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Giddy and foolish the whole day through,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

 

Late last night, I had a real strange dream,

Ate a nine-pound marshmallow my mom gave me,

When I woke up, I knew somethin' was wrong,

I looked around and saw my pillow was gone.

 

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,

Giddy and foolish the whole day through,

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

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You do an eclectic celebration of the dance! You do Fosse Fosse Fosse Fosse Fosse! You do Martha Graham Martha Graham Martha Graham, or Twyla Twyla Twyla, or Michael Kidde Michael Kidde Michael Kidde Michael Kidde, or Madonna Madonna Madonna Madonna... but you keep it all inside.

 

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