swellmomma Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I knew it! you guys were all having a party without me. That's it, I quit my job, I must stay home and be on this thread all day. Oh wait, I can't, I have a new baby starting up. Now I will have 2 little ones to cuddle all day. The first one was there today and all she wanted all day was hug after hug from me. I happily obliged her. New little one is a 14 month girl just starting to walk. I still have barely eaten today due to nausea, but I sure got my stress levels down with all the baby snuggles I got. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 3 days until World War 1. I must go. :gnorsi: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 You make no sense. Go eat two ice creams and call us in the morning. Okay, let me 'xplain. She's a duck. Which is a type of bird. She has a cousin. Also a bird. Bird cousin pooped on Slache because Slache insists on no h and bird cousin likes the h as much as aforementioned duck. You're welcome. :) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Ha! Booty. My level of pain has increased from a 2 to a 4. That's normal, right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 A cousin of mine. He likes the h. We had him for dinner. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I have a sudden urge to go watch Johnny Depp be pirate booty. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 We had him for dinner. Oh, no you di'n't! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I look just like a female version of Jonny Depp. Anyone that wants to bang Johnny wants to bang me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I have no words. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I have no words. This. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I am going to try and take a long walk. I will post proof of walk later. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 That's ok. I don't really like to talk during that activity anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I'm reading the whole 30 and it makes a lot of sense. I'm also eating sixlets, but that's another story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I think I scared everyone away. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I look just like a female version of Jonny Depp. Anyone that wants to bang Johnny wants to bang me. Okay, I found my words. I do believe I need to see a picture in order to make my own assessment. Picture must be of you dressed as Jack Sparrow. No photo-shopped submissions, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Okay, I found my words. I do believe I need to see a picture in order to make my own assessment. Picture must be of you dressed as Jack Sparrow. No photo-shopped submissions, please. I'm flattered that you feel this way about me. That doesn't mean I'm willing to send you pictures of myself in a sexy costume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Okay, let me 'xplain. She's a duck. Which is a type of bird. She has a cousin. Also a bird. Bird cousin pooped on Slache because Slache insists on no h and bird cousin likes the h as much as aforementioned duck. You're welcome. :) Ah. Prescription is still valid, 'cause it's Quackers an' all. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 3 days until World War 1. I must go. :gnorsi: BBC's mini-series 37 Days, if you were wondering. Excellent, btw. Sorry to see it end. **Spoiler Alert** They did in fact declare war. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Ah. Prescription is still valid, 'cause it's Quackers an' all. And with gratitude and delight, I shall do so posthaste. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I'm flattered that you feel this way about me. That doesn't mean I'm willing to send you pictures of myself in a sexy costume. Um, I said I would decide how I felt AFTER the pics. So no pics, no proof that you look like Jack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Yum. Choco chip cookie dough. Two scoops. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 And with gratitude and delight, I shall do so posthaste. You make no sense. Go eat two ice creams and call us in the morning. Oh. Now I see you were, in fact, replying to her previous post, not the one you quoted. Never mind, then. Carry on! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Does that mean two more scoops? Because I am quite willing to do that, but it would finish off the quart, and people 'round these parts don't look too kindly on that. I might not survive til morning to call you. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 ha HA! And I need two ice creams? Grab yourself a spoon, iks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 You too, Slache. Girls Night-In; my place. Unlike you, I know where the ice cream scoop is, and I'm renting Monty... ETA: heehee -- does anyone "rent" movies anymore anyway? I'm so out of touch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Does that mean two more scoops? Because I am quite willing to do that, but it would finish off the quart, and people 'round these parts don't look too kindly on that. I might not survive til morning to call you. Yes, yes it does. The littles don't factor into this weighty decision. And the DH should know better than to comment on ice cream binges. So go have that extra serving. We'll wait. And by that I mean the collective we, as I am off to bed. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I saved the biggest dough ball for the last yummy bite. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Here's the problem -- I like ice cream as much as the next guy, but dh secretly is addicted to it. He's a bit of a health freak otherwise, but ice cream is his weak spot. He refuses to admit it, but he quietly keeps supplying our freezer with quarts of it nevertheless ("for the kids' sake" says he.) i dare not finish that cookie dough off. Though I am admittedly tempted. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I think your husband and I are related. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I think so too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Maybe I should hide the ice cream scoop on him, and see what happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Crickets. Are you off getting ice cream, Slash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Sorry. Hi. Icing back. Hello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 DON'T DO IT. Whole30 and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Phew. Thought we'd lost you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Don't do what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Go off and get ice cream. I'd feel guilty. And bored while waiting for your return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Here's the problem -- I like ice cream as much as the next guy, but dh secretly is addicted to it. He's a bit of a health freak otherwise, but ice cream is his weak spot. He refuses to admit it, but he quietly keeps supplying our freezer with quarts of it nevertheless ("for the kids' sake" says he.) i dare not finish that cookie dough off. Though I am admittedly tempted. I understand. I am completely addicted to ice cream. I don't keep it in the house AT ALL, except for special occasions and times of extreme desperation. Then it must be finished by all and the carton thrown out. It is a serious problem in this life, but my sights are on a better world to come. :D 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I am. Whole 30 starts Monday. No ice cream, no wine, no bread, no candy. Those will be the hardest parts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Okay, let me 'xplain. She's a duck. Which is a type of bird. She has a cousin. Also a bird. Bird cousin pooped on Slache because Slache insists on no h and bird cousin likes the h as much as aforementioned duck. You're welcome. :) I understood you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I understand. I am completely addicted to ice cream. I don't keep it in the house AT ALL, except for special occasions and times of extreme desperation. Then it must be finished by all and the carton thrown out. It is a serious problem in this life, but my sights are on a better world to come. :D I like that eternal perspective, particularly as it is applied in this instance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I'm off to read. Goodnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I'm back from my walk. Not that anyone asked or missed me. Sniff. :crying: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I am. Whole 30 starts Monday. No ice cream, no wine, no bread, no candy. Those will be the hardest parts. WOW. Big Monday. Cut all that AND 13 chapters a day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I'm back from my walk. Not that anyone asked or missed me. Sniff. :crying: I missed you dreadfully, Jean. I would have texted but only Tex has that privilege. :crying: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I'm off to read. Goodnight. I can not like this. Sniff. But sleep well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I missed you dreadfully, Jean. I would have texted but only Tex has that privilege. :crying: I would text you too. Tex isn't the only person I am capable of stalking. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I would text you too. Tex isn't the only person I am capable of stalking. Awwww, shucks. You just made my day! :blush: ETA: H. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I would text you too. Tex isn't the only person I am capable of stalking. (And she does stalk...) ;) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 TEX! (Read that like "NORM!") Except that you are a hot babe, not a plump bar fixture. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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