swellmomma Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 So my kids are all in the city this weekend without me. DD5 is staying at auntie's house. Yesterday Auntie had her make a card for gramma's birthday because they were all getting together to celebrate. She drew everyone in the family except uncle because apparently she killed uncle and he was dead and she doesn't know how to draw ghosts. The rest of the family was there but ds9 was laying down in the picture because apparently she just killed him too but she likes him enough to inclu his dead body on the card. So gramma gets a birthday card last night with 1 person missing because they are a ghost and 1 person dead. DD thinks this is hilarious of course. Now having been through this stage before with the kids I am not worried, but gramma called me up to tell me dd needs an art therapist because she is growing up to be a killer. Umm nope she just has an active imagination. (FTR this is the same DD with imaginary zombie friend for the last 3 years). I pointed out to gramma that despite everyone being killed one by one in the picture at least everyone had clothes. My nephew had drawn a boy dinosaur 2 weeks ago. There was no denying it was a boy. So while some are cheering for the heroic deeds their kids have done, I have to reassure family members that dd is not planning to kill them irl even if she draws it. :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justLisa Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 :lol::lol: I so needed to laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susann Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 :lol: I'd love to see the card! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Lynn Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 LOL! It sounds like my son and your daughter would get along very well. Also, in light of your chosen avatar, she might come by these thoughts rather naturally. I will make no comments about who my own son takes after. *cough, cough* :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmmetler Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 My DD is about halfway through her (very conservative) Nanowrimo goal, with a story about a snake that seems to spend most of it's time biting people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 :lol::lol::lol: My dd tends towards the macabre. She wrote a story but it was pretty dark, she thought we would be upset or would not like it. Dh and I had to explain, "When you were three your favorite movie was Nightmare Before Christmas, we always knew it wasn't going to be unicorns and rainbows." :lol: Oh! Irene is right! This thread is even more hilarious looking at your avatar. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swellmomma Posted November 11, 2012 Author Share Posted November 11, 2012 LOL! It sounds like my son and your daughter would get along very well. Also, in light of your chosen avatar, she might come by these thoughts rather naturally. I will make no comments about who my own son takes after. *cough, cough* :lol: I can't possibly know what you are eluding to..... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer3141 Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 I want my kids to hang out with the kids in your family. Dead people and big hoo hickies on dinosaurs! You people rock! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraidycat Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 After reading this thread, I feel a little better about my sweet 6 year old DS wanting to watch "whore" (horror) movies. We're working on pronunciation. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SJ. Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 LOL! It sounds like my son and your daughter would get along very well. Also, in light of your chosen avatar, she might come by these thoughts rather naturally. I will make no comments about who my own son takes after. *cough, cough* :lol: I can't possibly know what you are eluding to..... :lol: :lol::smilielol5::smilielol5::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Girls' Mom Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 :lol::lol::lol: Reminds me of a drawing my sweet dd did around the 3rd grade. (Keep in mind, she is the kindest, most mild mannered child I know) Anyway, it was full of a curly haired, glasses wearing woman (ahem) in various death scenes, some quite um...intricate :001_huh: She SWEARS it wasn't me she was putting through such gruesome torture, but I do happen to have curly hair and glasses. I saved it for future blackmail. I also showed it to my SIL as a witness, just in case ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Bay Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 :lol::lol: She's 5, for crying out loud. We haven't had that one, but I do have one in particular who liked to draw anatomically correct pictures including those of bodily functions (not s*x as she didn't know any details on that.) She is my most discrete one now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DusksAngel Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 I'm doomed... All three love Nightmare Before Christmas, and the oldest has already drawn dead/dying things.... Oh well! :D At least they have very vivid, active imaginations which means it's never a dull moment around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.Balaban Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 After reading this thread, I feel a little better about my sweet 6 year old DS wanting to watch "whore" (horror) movies. We're working on pronunciation. :D DS's fave movie is Star Whores. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurie4b Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 After reading this thread, I feel a little better about my sweet 6 year old DS wanting to watch "whore" (horror) movies. We're working on pronunciation. :D Oh dear! You'd better work fast on that one before some adult misunderstands you get a call from CPS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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