Year Round Mom Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Anybody seen Red Riding Hood? No...I think the Wolf found her first...:svengo: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassy Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Okay, Mama's how do you handle reentry? :scared: :blushing::leaving: :lol: Yes, that's exactly what I think every time I see that thread - I thought I was the only one with the smutty mind. Cassy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Year Round Mom Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Posted by same person (no offense meant, milovany!) Mama goat is limping, has a swollen ankle... aaaand... Runners of the Hive: Can I run on this ankle? ******* Some days I'm not sure if I want to laugh or smack someone Do both. That way you cover all bases. ******* Two threads, one right after the other: My dog ate a sock! Need suggestions on what to say ******* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovelaughs_times_three Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Posted by same person (no offense meant, milovany!) Mama goat is limping, has a swollen ankle... aaaand... Runners of the Hive: Can I run on this ankle? ******* Some days I'm not sure if I want to laugh or smack someone Do both. That way you cover all bases. ******* Two threads, one right after the other: My dog ate a sock! Need suggestions on what to say ******* :lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovelaughs_times_three Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 How do you eat your veggies? One bite at a time....Is there another way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted June 23, 2011 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 :lol: At all of these!!! Italian??? She wants Italian! Are we talking Fettuccini Alfredo ... or tall, dark and handsome? :001_huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted June 26, 2011 Author Share Posted June 26, 2011 What is worse than using The Illustrated Guide to Home Chemistry Experiments?... Eating sardines, root canal, listening to nails on a chalkboard ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spy Car Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Parents and children flying-what not to do Fly neither too close to the sun, nor the sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 If you own a tankless hot water heater... You might want to rethink that. Why are you heating water that's already hot? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 What Type Of Fridge The kind that would keep stuff cold in my opinion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted June 30, 2011 Author Share Posted June 30, 2011 MFW scheduling question Ah - I think I see the problem. M-W-F scheduling would work much better. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 MFW scheduling question Ah - I think I see the problem. M-W-F scheduling would work much better. :) :lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 MFW scheduling question Ah - I think I see the problem. M-W-F scheduling would work much better. :) :lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Has anyone had chickens and lived to regret it? If you're having chickens instead of babies and your OB isn't asking questions or expressing concern, you might want to change doctors hon! :001_huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 How do you teach blending? First, we pull the appliance out of the cabinet. Next, we plug it in to an electrical outlet and add some ice, yogurt, fruit (or whatever combination you desire). To finish it all up, we push the button that says "blend". Ta-da...now your blending! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 4th of July food?? Please share what you're making! 3rd of July food...reheated :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Year Round Mom Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 4th of July food?? Please share what you're making! 3rd of July food...reheated :D :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FO4UR Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Anyone have a hemorroidectomy? Not me:blush:...but my friend...I hear it's a pain in the:scared:...OUCH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FO4UR Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Do you just blindly trust your husband.... No, I trust him with my eyes open too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Year Round Mom Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Looking for Info on Pikeville, KY Pikeville, KY! Can anything good come from there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Year Round Mom Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Anyone have a hemorroidectomy? Not me:blush:...but my friend...I hear it's a pain in the:scared:...OUCH!!! :lol::lol::lol: I was thinking along the lines of: Anyone have a hemerroidectomy? Can you sit down with me sometime to tell me what to expect? I mean, really, can you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 (edited) Look waht I made ! a spelling error? :001_huh: Edited July 6, 2011 by *~Tina~* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Out of curiosity.... Is this the sequel to Out of Africa :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 why do I look thinner in a swimsuit than in clothes? oh, sweetie this is like asking your husband if those jeans make your butt look big, he is going to lie. I suspect that's what has happened here. Mystery solved :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Wanna laugh your HEAD off? Seriously No, not really, I use it daily. However, i wouldn't mind laughing my BUTT off...I could use a smaller "rearview" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Wanna laugh your HEAD off? Seriously No, not really, I use it daily. However, i wouldn't mind laughing my BUTT off...I could use a smaller "rearview" :D :lol::lol::lol: <--- notice: no butt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted July 6, 2011 Author Share Posted July 6, 2011 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Baby! (posted by tntgoodwin) - What did I tell you about using your pet name for me in public! (I hope your wife has a sense of humor. . .:D) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Year Round Mom Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 (edited) Look waht I made ! a spelling error? :001_huh: FUUUUUNNY! Are mosquitoes terrible by you, too? Heh, they don't feel too badly, I'd imagine. Until I SQUASH THEM. So glad I dropped that car seat On those mosquitoes. Don't worry, child was not in car seat at time of dropping. Edited July 6, 2011 by LivingOutLove Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovelaughs_times_three Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Ignore this thread Too late! This reminds me of the bumper sticker that says "If you can read this, you are too close!" Writing "ignore this thread" is like putting fireworks by it! I not only don't ignore it, I want to read it more than anything! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted July 8, 2011 Author Share Posted July 8, 2011 Dog coat question Cruella De Vil is at it again ... :tongue_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 :lol::lol::lol: <--- notice: no butt! :smilielol5::smilielol5: but your head is rolling on the ground...we'd better search for middle ground on this one :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Dog coat question Cruella De Vil is at it again ... :tongue_smilie: :lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted July 10, 2011 Author Share Posted July 10, 2011 :smilielol5::smilielol5: but your head is rolling on the ground...we'd better search for middle ground on this one :D :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Beware of illegal vegetables! Are Larry Boy and Bob the Tomato on the loose again? :tongue_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Babysitting advice - what would you do? All babies go through the "sitting" stage. I encourage you to enjoy this time with your precious little one...it won't be long before he is creeping, crawling and then running wild ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 A word about political threads Don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Why can't two straight men sleep in the same bed? Because they'll wake each other up with all the snoring! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 (edited) "Really?" Really? :toetap05: Edited July 18, 2011 by theYoungerMrsWarde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 A word about political threads Don't. :lol: Do you turn your computer off? Only when it misbehaves and then I sometimes "boot" it into submission and give it a second chance :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 DS arrived home from Scout camp: Mama not happy Oh sweetie this just isn't nice to say out loud, you should at least ACT happy that he is home from camp. There's always next year :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 bite me MIL OH, OH, I KNOW THIS ONE! She's a carnivore!! Score one for hsing :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 "How to Teach Any Child to Spell" - anyone used this? Owh yus, eye usid ett wit mi chilwren an ett worxted vary weal. Eye hiwgway recamend ett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I feel so not very bright lately Watt seems to be the problem? :smilielol5: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I feel so not very bright lately Watt seems to be the problem? :smilielol5: :lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Looking for... ...my mind. I know it was here not too long ago. First, a few screws came loose, then I lost my marbles - and before I realized what was happening - my doggone mind was gone! Has anyone seen it? Anyone? :willy_nilly: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Anyone else feeling lazy and unmotivated? ...... (to much effort to think of something...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted July 14, 2011 Author Share Posted July 14, 2011 "How to Teach Any Child to Spell" - anyone used this? Owh yus, eye usid ett wit mi chilwren an ett worxted vary weal. Eye hiwgway recamend ett. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovelaughs_times_three Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Anyone else feeling lazy and unmotivated? ...... (to much effort to think of something...) :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 (edited) Who will be there at midnight? Well, my ride will turn into a pumpkin so I'll have to leave before then. :auto: Edited July 14, 2011 by theYoungerMrsWarde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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