Starr Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Mariann what are we going to do with the, "My spouse is nuts!" ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 I must preface these (and all the ones I select) by saying that I am in NO WAY making fun of anyone -- I find the limited amount of space that we have to use for a THREAD TITLE is the MAJOR contributing factor to the way that we word things here. Please do not take any of these personally. What did you use to teach your child to read? Are you new here? :glare: I'm a little dissapointed in Saxon.. I've heard that Saxon is disappointed in your spelling. Bird identification book for kids It's all feathers and wings to me. Let's Play... Well, we would, but we are way too busy switching curriculum to play. For those about to start MCT, what is your second choice if it doesn't work out? See previous title - I rest my case. Which spelling program should I use? One that teaches your child how to spell. And why? Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm:leaving: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Mariann what are we going to do with the, "My spouse is nuts!" ??? "My spouse is nuts!" And, I would know b.c it takes one to know one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secular_mom Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Does anyone have to patch their childs eye? Iron on or applique? You knew it was coming...free condoms provided for elementary kids at school... Well if we knew it was.... nevermind. :D ADHD: Pesticides, Allergens? No thank you. if you're a Christian that doesn't wear pants... Not only am I an Atheist, I also wear pants. :) This sounds really bad.... Then don't listen to it. Would you like to read an entertaining story? Define 'entertaining'. That's all I've got right now. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 California Gold Rush Fans Wasn't that over a loooooong, loooooong time ago? How Can I Get My Son to Play Outside? :confused: Open the door, and send him 'outside.' Anyone want to clean house with me again today? Only if you will come over here and help me clean tomorrow. Would you turn your child in? Into what? So, what would YOU think after reading this? That I was finished reading it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Does anyone have to patch their childs eye?Iron on or applique? :party: THAT is the one! I could not come up with it! THIS was the visual I had, and I could not get it worded the right way. THANK YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 I have to GO -- I have so much stuff to get done today -- last one (but I am getting closer to 4000) Would you like to read an entertaining story? No thanks. I truly prefer to read something that hurls me into the depths of darkness so I have to go to bed and pull the covers over my head for 5 or 6 days.:glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeefreak Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Heh. Separated at birth, methinks. y'all had fun last night, didn't you! MariAnn - you are hereby commissioned to start or contribute to one of these threads weekly. You've been warned. :iagree: and :smilielol5: You guys are KILLING me!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 :iagree: and :smilielol5: You guys are KILLING me!!! coffeefreak: Your sig line is ready made for just about everything on the curric board, you know.;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oney Jones Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 standardized testing s/o..why do you do this? Because I like to torment my children. Where should I start WWE? The beginning? What are my other options? Run and hide! Wanting to incorporate Spanish in our school day... which program? Start with a margarita...add a couple of enchiladas covered in queso. No Agenda U.S. History? Honey, the US always has an agenda! Let's talk Logic....please? :) Well, ok...but only if you're logical about it. I got mistaken for a homeschooler today You say that like it's a bad thing. How candid are you with your dc's teachers, and how is that working out for you? Dr. Phil? Is that you? planning to afterschool next year, How to do it? I'm thinking after school might work. Lost my kids to ps... Hurry! Find them! Prepubescent weight gain? Don't know about you, but I'm a little old to use that excuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
novagirl Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Marianne, Your first set was hilarious. This was is too. :lol::lol: :iagree::iagree:I'm laughin' so hard I'm cryin'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 standardized testing s/o..why do you do this? Because I like to torment my children. Where should I start WWE? The beginning? What are my other options? Run and hide! Wanting to incorporate Spanish in our school day... which program? Start with a margarita...add a couple of enchiladas covered in queso. No Agenda U.S. History? Honey, the US always has an agenda! Let's talk Logic....please? :) Well, ok...but only if you're logical about it. I got mistaken for a homeschooler today You say that like it's a bad thing. How candid are you with your dc's teachers, and how is that working out for you? Dr. Phil? Is that you? planning to afterschool next year, How to do it? I'm thinking after school might work. Lost my kids to ps... Hurry! Find them! Prepubescent weight gain? Don't know about you, but I'm a little old to use that excuse. EXCELLENT! Every single one. :lol::lol::lol: Margarita, Dr. Phil, Weight gain - FAVORITES!!!!!!!!:lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 :iagree::iagree:I'm laughin' so hard I'm cryin'! Well, thank you. I have to stop now 'cause I am sure I am supposed to leave you wanting more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charmama4 Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Wanting to incorporate Spanish in our school day... which program? Start with a margarita...add a couple of enchiladas covered in queso. QUOTE] yes, yes, margarita's!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Peregrine Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 How sad is it that I am excited because one of mine made the cut?:tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 see below Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Wanting to incorporate Spanish in our school day... which program? Start with a margarita...add a couple of enchiladas covered in queso. QUOTE] yes, yes, margarita's!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 How sad is it that I am excited because one of mine made the cut?:tongue_smilie: You should not be sad at all -- my threads are usually so boring that I am the only one who reads them. If one of mine was worthy enough, I would turn cartwheels in the street. Good job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charmama4 Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 It's 5pm somewhere, right?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charmama4 Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Ok, now I'm REALLY confused Join the club, honey Common Sense Yes, please!! Testing is done. bring on the margarita's!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 With all the stress I lost it on a poor cashier Who can blame YOU? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 For whoever wanted to see the silly horse... Here he is, and here are some pix of his friends, too: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doran Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 I don't want to wean the baby, but.... He's 25 and, well, it's getting a little embarrassing. Feminist Litmus Test? When you start burning your neighbor's bras, you're well on your way. Embarassing homeschoolers... I know, right? Like, they can't even spell or nothing. How do I cure ds of talking out of turn? Staple his tongue to the floor. Silly poll--Do you like raw bread dough? Do I ever!! The way it swells up in my belly, and makes me look like a Telletubbie. Whoa! That's the greatest. Guess what I found today? Your marbles?! If you borrow books from separate libraries, do you have a system... Why yes, yes I do. First I go to one library. Then I go to the other one(s). Hope that helps. May I scream for a minute? A whole minute? Or, maybe more like half a minute, or a quarter? Because really, a minute is a very long time, and if you're going to stand there shrieking for an entire 60 seconds, I'm going to end up with a wicked headache. So, I'm going to insist that you clarify yourself before I answer. Best tips for newlyweds...lay it on me. Sweetie, I think we need to start with the *on* part. Geography Birthday Party Huh? What? I'm lost. IF you are an evangelical Christian... You're going to want to tell everyone you don't wear pants! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charmama4 Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Doran, YOU ROCK!!! When I first saw this post yesterday, I was wondering, "what the heck is Doran?" But hey, I love games... I'll play. My dh is now playing, hehehe play on people....play on :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peela Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 I don't want to wean the baby, but.... He's 25 and, well, it's getting a little embarrassing. Feminist Litmus Test? When you start burning your neighbor's bras, you're well on your way. Embarassing homeschoolers... I know, right? Like, they can't even spell or nothing. How do I cure ds of talking out of turn? Staple his tongue to the floor. Silly poll--Do you like raw bread dough? Do I ever!! The way it swells up in my belly, and makes me look like a Telletubbie. Whoa! That's the greatest. Guess what I found today? Your marbles?! If you borrow books from separate libraries, do you have a system... Why yes, yes I do. First I go to one library. Then I go to the other one(s). Hope that helps. May I scream for a minute? A whole minute? Or, maybe more like half a minute, or a quarter? Because really, a minute is a very long time, and if you're going to stand there shrieking for an entire 60 seconds, I'm going to end up with a wicked headache. So, I'm going to insist that you clarify yourself before I answer. Best tips for newlyweds...lay it on me. Sweetie, I think we need to start with the *on* part. Geography Birthday Party Huh? What? I'm lost. IF you are an evangelical Christian... You're going to want to tell everyone you don't wear pants! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extendedforecast Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 I've been coming back to this thread all day. Thanks for the laughs. Maybe one day I'll be brave enough to add one or two. I wish I were even a tenth as funny as you all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oney Jones Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 How does one get to 2 Years of TEA? Steep the bag in hot water a really, r e a l l y long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeefreak Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Oney - now YOU'RE killing me. Welcome to the fun Doran! We miss you when you're gone :) coffeefreak: Your sig line is ready made for just about everything on the curric board, you know.;) I know!:lol: I might as well keep it in the fall. If I listed everything we use or have ever used, there wouldn't be room, and I'd wind up changing it mid term anyway:lol:. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Come on, MariAnn!!!!! How to clean a painted wall so it doesn't streak? First, put some pants on it. Then it won't streak. Unless it's a Christian wall, then I'm afraid I just can't help you. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :iagree: I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Feminist Litmus Test? When you start burning your neighbor's bras, you're well on your way. Just to clarify - are they wearing them at the time? That might qualify for a different litmus test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 You knew it was coming...free condoms provided for elementary kids at school.. No need to add extra change to their lunch money for the machines in the boys' room. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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