My dd when she was 2 discovered french fries for the first time and she LOVED them. I would make her homemade ones and she would want to eat them right away and I would tell her, "Wait. They're hot." and she would say "hots" can keep reaching for them. To this day we still call french fries "hots" and she's now 12 years old! hehehe :p
My 8 yo ds is severly Autistic so just about everything he says comes out wrong and is just adorably cute. His latest one this week is calling Balmex "Bonnex" He calls pizza "pisack" He's just too cute. :)