Jean in Newcastle Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Slache :grouphug: Renai - tell the doctor EVERYTHING - 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Yes, Renai, EVERYTHING. I sense you need a butt-kicking, and we are here to give it ETA: You know, like "Take your meds, Renai! Don't stop seeing doctors until you get this figured out! Don't have a stroke or heart attack! Prioritize your health!" That kind of butt-kicking. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 I texted Tex that I was worried about Renai. Autocorrect told her that I was worried about Renaissance. Renai. . . I know all of this is stressful and not fun. But we want you around for a long time to give us booyas and smilies and ninja elephants. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Slache :grouphug: Renai - tell the doctor EVERYTHING - Talking now. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 (edited) I have a few reports: The Paleo Report: I ended my two week Paleo trial today with two leftover nachos and some white potatoes. After eating a plate of ice for two weeks, I lost a whopping two pounds. I will still try to eat mostly sugar and grain free, but this (bad word) is for the birds! Thank you and good night. Edited May 21, 2016 by texasmama 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 I texted Tex that I was worried about Renai. Autocorrect told her that I was worried about Renaissance. Renai. . . I know all of this is stressful and not fun. But we want you around for a long time to give us booyas and smilies and ninja elephants. I replied to her text that I didn't think worry about the Renaissance was needed due to it working out ok in the end and being over and all. But I did share my concern about Renai. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Tex was a bad diet buddy this morning and kept talking about food. So I had a cup of nice herbal tea to distract my taste buds. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 You shouldn't talk behind my back. At least group text me so I'm in on it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 PM me your number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 All I've eaten today is tortilla chips. Oh! I want a pear! Why don't we have pears!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 If I shared my number with you people I would never get anything done. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Tex was a bad diet buddy this morning and kept talking about food. So I had a cup of nice herbal tea to distract my taste buds. To set the record straight, I talked about eggs, apples, almonds and used the generic word "lunch". My conscience is clear. I rest my case. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 To set the record straight, I talked about eggs, apples, almonds and used the generic word "lunch". My conscience is clear. I rest my case. Your daughter emailed me about pizza! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 BTW Tex - you know I'm joking. You can talk about anything. I am strong. I am WOMAN - HEAR ME ROAR! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 You shouldn't talk behind my back. At least group text me so I'm in on it. Not gonna text while you are at the doctor! (I have her number, Jean. :D) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 You guys really can't appreciate how much I need a pear right now. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Your daughter emailed me about pizza! How is that my fault??? BTW Tex - you know I'm joking. You can talk about anything. I am strong. I am WOMAN - HEAR ME ROAR! I was joking, too. #smarmyisthenewblack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 I've moved on from ZZ to Dire Straits to get me moving on my paperwork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 You guys really can't appreciate how much I need a pear right now. I have two full bags of organic pears and some singles so come on over. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 If I shared my number with you people I would never get anything done. I don't. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 You guys really can't appreciate how much I need a pear right now. Pears are on sale at Safeway right now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 None of us were amused. I was. :lol: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 I have two full bags of organic pears and some singles so come on over. Are you going to make me dance for the singles and then pay for the pears? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Are you going to make me dance for the singles and then pay for the pears? We've drifted into a weird area here, so I will say no, you can just have a few. ;) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 We've drifted into a weird area here, so I will say no, you can just have a few. ;) I'm a fantastic dancer though. I know that because every time I dance everyone around me is stuck with such awe that they start laughing in shock. I'm so graceful they just can't handle it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 I'm a fantastic dancer though. I know that because every time I dance everyone around me is stuck with such awe that they start laughing in shock. I'm so graceful they just can't handle it. It sounds like more than I can handle. I'll just picture Elaine on Seinfeld. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 ds8 chose to be Hades for his presentation tomorrow at co-op. Complete with pitchfork and a three-headed dog (three stuffed pups shoved into baby boy's navy shorts). :huh: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 I went through all the mail and sorted it and tossed 2/3 of it out. I am awesome possum. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 I'm a fantastic dancer though. I know that because every time I dance everyone around me is stuck with such awe that they start laughing in shock. I'm so graceful they just can't handle it. Dances Like a River, right? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 You guys really can't appreciate how much I need a pear right now. Someone get her a pear! She has had a hard day and she needs one! (And make it a good one - perfectly ripe and sweet and juicy.) FWIW, pear flavored Jelly Bellies are my favorite. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Dances Like a River, right? Oh, crap. I meant to ask. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 ds8 chose to be Hades for his presentation tomorrow at co-op. Complete with pitchfork and a three-headed dog (three stuffed pups shoved into baby boy's navy shorts). :huh: :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Is that pony show bad? My sister-in-law recommended it to me for the kids. Now that they've watched it they keep saying things like stupid and duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Is that pony show bad? My sister-in-law recommended it to me for the kids. Now that they've watched it they keep saying things like stupid and duh. What the heck does this mean? What pony show? Stop gaslighting me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 What the heck does this mean? What pony show? Stop gaslighting me. I don't know. Cartoon ponies with big eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Update: So, I'm not dying yet. I think. My chest pains and pressures have no reliable pattern so I"m not having a heart attack. I told her the history of my cousin's heart attack at age 40, my aunt's heart surgery in her 30s/40s, and she already has the other family history on my mom's side. I still had to request for a referral to a cardiologist, but she's a great doctor and listens to me. I told her I want the assurance that my heart is ok. She gave me the referral. She's changing my meds, which will have to change again if I fall pregnant. I told her I'd let her know in the next 3-4 days if I'm pregnant, but I highly doubt it. Dh has to be around for certain times of the month for that to happen. And, I can't be mad at him at the time. So... Actually, that's about how I got pregnant with the youngest... :mellow: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Renai and I are having babies together! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Renai and I are having babies together! Lol! I wish, but I highly doubt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Lol! I wish, but I highly doubt it. We'll see. I have been gifted two cows. It's a sign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 That's a bit of a leap, lol. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 For Susan. Because Tuesday. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 I don't know. Cartoon ponies with big eyes. My Little Pony? I think it's okay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 I'm the pregnant one with a narcissistic mother and Susan gets candy? That's wonky. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 I did offer you fresh, ripe organic pears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 I'm the pregnant one with a narcissistic mother and Susan gets candy? That's wonky. For Slashaboo. Because pregnant with narcissistic mother. #badsyntax 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 I did offer you fresh, ripe organic pears. I can't drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 For Slashaboo. Because pregnant with narcissistic mother. #badsyntax #itsnotapear #noh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 I can't drive. I can't fix everything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 I can't fix everything! Why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Why not?Let's chalk it up to menopause. Prior to that, I was amazing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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