Gailmegan Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I really could use a good joke today since my boys woke up waaaaay toooo early and everyone is cranky here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Heather Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Knock Knock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Heather Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 (it was the orange one by the way) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gailmegan Posted November 19, 2008 Author Share Posted November 19, 2008 So if I say "who's there?" we're just going to go through a bunch of bananas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen in NJ Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Who's there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Heather Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 No, pencil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Heather Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Pencil who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen in NJ Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Pencil who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abbeyej Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 My favorite knock-knock joke (nothing to do with the other thread)... SomeGuy: Knock-knock! OtherGuy: Who's there? SomeGuy: Control Freak. Now you say, "Control Freak who?"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Heather Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Pencil who? Pencil fall down if you don't have a belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen in NJ Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Pencil who? I thought that was my line.:001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Heather Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I thought that was my line.:001_huh: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.J. at J.A. Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 SomeGuy: Knock-knock! OtherGuy: Who's there? SomeGuy: Control Freak. Now you say, "Control Freak who?"! LOVE IT!!!!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gailmegan Posted November 19, 2008 Author Share Posted November 19, 2008 Okay never heard the pencil one before. :) Now, control-freak who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.J. at J.A. Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Now, control-freak who? Silly...that is the whole joke. Get it...the control freak tells the next person what to say. I'm a total control freak and can't wait to share that one with DH.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gailmegan Posted November 19, 2008 Author Share Posted November 19, 2008 No, I got it. LOL. I just couldn't resist. :lol:;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen in NJ Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Silly...that is the whole joke. Get it...the control freak tells the next person what to say. I'm a total control freak and can't wait to share that one with DH.:lol: :lol:Now I get it.:lol: It takes me awhile some times.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Heather Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 :lol:Now I get it.:lol: It takes me awhile some times.:D It's okay Gretchen, I understand!:D:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runamuk Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich with Kids Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Heather Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? What?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich with Kids Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 What?? A stick. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen in NJ Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? What????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Heather Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 A stick. :D That's cute.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Heather Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Here's one to sum up the morning! Knock Knock! Who's there? Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron on the side of caution! :D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich with Kids Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen in NJ Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Here's one to sum up the morning! Knock Knock! Who's there? Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron on the side of caution! :D:D:D :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 This is a FABULOUS thread! My favorite episode of Prairie Home Companion is when they do knock-knock jokes. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Heather Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 This is a FABULOUS thread! My favorite episode of Prairie Home Companion is when they do knock-knock jokes. :D Alrighty, you're up girly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Sigh. If only I could remember some of them!!! :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Heh. Got one! Knock knock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellifera Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Who's there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Norma Lee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheBrink Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 norma lee who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bassoon Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Normally I don't go around knocking on doors, but - While I'm here, would you like to see the meat I have in the back of my truck???? :lol: Gotcha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angela in ohio Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Here's my kiddos' favorite knock-knock: Knock Knock. Who's There? Interrupting Cow. Inter... Moo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellifera Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who?;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Heather Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Normally I don't go around knocking on doors, but - While I'm here, would you like to see the meat I have in the back of my truck???? :lol: Gotcha! That was good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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