Renai Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 That's pretty ridiculous. In other news, dh wants to take us out to dinner tonight. That hasn't happened in a long time. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Sorry. No can do. This is terrible news. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 In other news, dh wants to take us out to dinner tonight. That hasn't happened in a long time. This is fabulous news. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I'm looking at fitness programs while I sit on my fat butt and eat goldfish. Has anyone done Insanity Max:30? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 It's ridonculous that we're almost to page 60. And all because not one of us was able to obey a simple command. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 And all because not one of us was able to obey a simple command. That's the story of my life, baby. I'm descended from horse thieves and convicts. I was born to be wild. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hornblower Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I'm looking at tinykittens.com livestream, washing floors & I ordered a huge load of curry take-out. It was my boy's 17 birthday yesterday but dd was working so the celebs are tonight. She made him a vegan Portal Cakemy 17yo btw is not mature enough to make education decisions on his own. I'll be planning his next year in the coming weeks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 True story by the way. Except that I'm a total goody two shoes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 This is terrible news. Suck it up, buttercup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 And all because not one of us was able to obey a simple command. We are a pack of rebels, every single one of us. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 This is fabulous news. It will be totally fab if we can keep 4yo from crawling underneath the tables (true story). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Suck it up, buttercup. Make me, shorty. ;) :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 True story by the way. Except that I'm a total goody two shoes. If you say so. :001_rolleyes: :tongue_smilie: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Make me, shorty. ;) :D You tell her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 I just had a coughing fit until I wet my pants. True story. Even Nan looked up. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 I just had a coughing fit until I wet my pants. True story. Even Nan looked up. See! Should have had a c section! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 See! Should have had a c section! Those always scared me! I actually almost never have stress incontinence, which I think is really great for a middle aged lady who has pushed out four babies. I'm proud of that and need to add it to my resume. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Make me, shorty. ;) :D I don't have to make you. Just like you can't make me stop saying cool beans. So there. :001_tt2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Those always scared me! I actually almost never have stress incontinence, which I think is really great for a middle aged lady who has pushed out four babies. I'm proud of that and need to add it to my resume. It was scary, but for me it was so fast and when we planned Mary as one I knew what was coming. I think vaginal births are better for baby, but I'm positive that my recovery was easier than yours. I could do anything in 3 days except exercise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 I can't say I fully understand the cool beans thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 MARY JUST TOLD ME "OOVE ER UT". Totes adorbs! And kinda bossy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Earlier I was chasing her around pretending to flick her with a towel and she looked at me with a stern face and said "Mama op!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Ok fine. Bye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 I don't know what any of that means. Translate toddlerese for us. Vaginal births are better for moms, too. C-sections are surgery, dude. That's not awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Move your butt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 That's pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 I'll disagree with you about birth. The short term recovery and long term issues seem much harder with vaginal, but that's based on my experience and that of those I know, so could be wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 She's hilarious. I started a blog just to keep track of the things they do so I can turn it into a book and read it when I'm old. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 First post from April 6th: While John and I were cuddling in bed he kissed my forehead and then kissed around my face like a clock face. I went to do the same to him and he said “No Mama, my head’s too big. I guess I won’t wear hats.†3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 And smushie kisses from me too, Renai. But I'm really Ellie's favorite. I don't know how I missed this one. As long as the smushie kisses are not equivalent to dog kisses, it might me ok coming from you. And, no you're not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 The smushie kisses are a little gross. Can I just send cookies? I don't know how I missed this comment either. I love cookies :D And I'm not picky either. As long as they are not store-bought deli cookies. I like fresh, preferably. Homemade. I almost said organic, but I'm not that picky. But, I do like real vanilla rather than the fake. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 What does "taking responsibility for her education" really mean?? She's still compulsory school age, meaning she has to be "enrolled" somewhere or her parents will go to jail (ok, maybe not jail, but still). How much "responsibility" can she actually take? If she's willing to be homeschooled, I say go for it. She could be much more "responsible" at home than at school, anyway. Is that a rhetorical question? Because, honestly, I think it's one of those phrases that get thrown around and not given much thought. Because, I don't think I've given much thought about what it means to take responsibility for her education. Except, "get the work done." Which means I have to push, push, push. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 I'm looking at fitness programs while I sit on my fat butt and eat goldfish. Has anyone done Insanity Max:30? I do. Three times a day. It rocks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Those always scared me! I actually almost never have stress incontinence, which I think is really great for a middle aged lady who has pushed out four babies. I'm proud of that and need to add it to my resume. Do not make me bring up kegels again. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 It is movie night, so I'm off to enjoy my homemade pizza… Yumzers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 I do. Three times a day. It rocks. Wait. What? You do Insanity Max 3 times a day? No... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Oh, a week? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Duckie is being sarcastic. The only thing she does three times a day is prepare meals for her many little ducklings. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 How about this for fitness? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Or this 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Or this 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Or this I hve to warn you. The woman n pink makes my hip go out of joint just watching her. Divert your eyes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 How about this for fitness? I would totally do this dance routine. We should get together and all do it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 I would totally do this dance routine. We should get together and all do it. ITA. And I say this as someone who generally abhors any sort of exercise disguised as "dance." You should all come to my house. I have three guest rooms with a double bed in each, and three full guest bathrooms. Really. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 I need to be in pain when I work out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 I'm mentally ill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Booya! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 ITA. And I say this as someone who generally abhors any sort of exercise disguised as "dance." You should all come to my house. I have three guest rooms with a double bed in each, and three full guest bathrooms. Really. (Putting on shoes and rushing out to the car because I've given Nan her meds and the caregiver is on her way.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 I'm mentally ill. You may be quite annoying, but "no pain, no gain" is not considered mentally ill. Just a sucker for torture. :D 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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