Renai Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I'm not sure what level of commentary this forum community will tolerate on nude pumps, so I'm just gonna let this lie. This forum is quite...diverse. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Owpavmabcs maybe? It's a little awkward. No. Just no. Oh the hinting that I'm not welcome in this thread. :sniff: :sniff: :) Hey I do all the cooking, the kids' medical appointments and after school activities, the grocery shopping and the checkbook. What I really need to find is a purse a good size that's not too flashy. I'm an Earth-tones kinda guy. If you're funny, you can stay. Otherwise, you're out. I think you have potential, but we have a rigorous process of admission. There are rules, and things that you cannot know. Should not know. #moviereference Also, Ellie has to approve of you. Ok, I'm actually up now. Good morning. How do you know what Renai's face looks like? I don't, but I can still imagine her and she is supercute. Why do you want to be a cougar? I don't. Too old and tired. Plus, ewwwww. It smells like a boy in here. I feel you. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Ooooooh, how about an Indiana Jones Messenger bag? http://www.amazon.com/Rubies-8187-Indiana-Jones-Satchel/dp/B001ICCC2S/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1443631739&sr=8-1&keywords=Indiana+jones+bag With a whip. You gotta have the whip. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkW Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 It just doesn't look durable. :) I've had a Targus "laptop" messenger bag now for.... hell I think it's been 11 years, that I bought for 50 bucks. It's about dead, though, and it's definitely not my style anymore. Too urban-hipster-techie chic, which is something since hipster wasn't even technically a thing when I bought it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I posted this: With a whip. You gotta have the whip. Before I read this: I'm not sure what level of commentary this forum community will tolerate on nude pumps, so I'm just gonna let this lie. And I just want to say that I think both comments may be taken differently than intended. So be it. :lol: 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkW Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Well, see, it's really just not my bag baby. I mean the pump(s). Not the bag. Oh see, this IS confusing!! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Well, if you are going to stay, you need to go back and read the entire thread. Speaking of reading the entire thread - AMJ - Where art thou? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 He's swearing. People are saying strange things. Slashaboo is frightened. :crying: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkW Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 339 pages of nonsense? My homeschooler sense is bristling at that assignment. :P 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 If you look back through this thread - even one or two days ago, you will see that some of us have trouble with even wearing pants. :svengo: I'm going to look for some clothes now. . . :leaving: 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Mark, You should know that Booya is spelled without an h. Most people here are either defiant or bad spellers. I am The Original Booya Babeâ„¢ and I know what I'm talking about. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 He's swearing. People are saying strange things. Slashaboo is frightened. :crying: I didn't catch the swearing. The pants comment is over the top, though. #calingoutjean There, there. We have been (mostly) safe for a very long time. Nothing is changing. :gnorsi: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkW Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Mark, You should know that Booya is spelled without an h. Most people here are either defiant or bad spellers. I am The Original Booya Babeâ„¢ and I know what I'm talking about. I'm sorry, but Booyah clearly has an h in it. You are an anarchist and now I know to keep an eye on you. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 OK. He's out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkW Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 OK. He's out. Wait, wait, I have references! Here's the reason for the black eye makeup in my profile photo/avatar, incidentally: Yeah, he needs legs. It's a problem. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 My son just pointed to Mark and asked who he was. Wow. I am on here way. too. much. I'm going to go teach Mary calculus. Peace. PS. Renai, I know what a cougar is. You're married. You should be spanked. Nice Booya though. Tis me favorite. :D 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I'm sorry, but Booyah clearly has an h in it. You are an anarchist and now I know to keep an eye on you. Quackers (formally known as Lotsofducklings and I keep the h alive. Now you know that under the facade of ITT (that's the acronym for this thread) there are factions. You are required to put a booyah (or booya for those following Slache) at the top of every page of the ITT thread. I can't remember how that started but it is part of the history off the ITT and is Tradition. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikslo Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I laughed out loud, and now my boss wants me to get back to work. Peace out! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I didn't catch the swearing. The pants comment is over the top, though. #calingoutjean There, there. We have been (mostly) safe for a very long time. Nothing is changing. :gnorsi: #keepingitreal #becausethestruggleisreal #Ihaveahardtimetypingwithoutpunctuationandspaces 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Booya was always my thing when I accomplished something, particularly something I worked really hard at, like climbing a mountain (something none of the booyahers have done by the way). We started racing to the top of the page and when I got there I left a Booya. People adopted it, and as people will often do, they perverted it. It brings me great sadness. And a craving for duck. KTHNXBAI 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 #thestruggleisreal 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Mark, you must know that Slache, also known as Slash (as in knives), IS unequivocally the Original Booya Babe and Booya IS spelled without an h. Please check the first post of this page for reference. We also have a thread song you must memorize. You should also know I am Icon Queen and Head Ninja Elephant. So, you may want to watch your back. Everyone else are Elephant Ninja Minions. Are you going to remember all this? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Btw, Mark, I first saw you on that bullying thread. You rock. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 You mean since the family vacation to the water park? (Not to be Johnny Raincloud or anything....) Lynn. I beg you. Be my secretary. Your brain is amazing. I can't remember what I did last weekend, let alone what some random poster on a highly ignorable thread did last spring.* *No offense intended, dear sweet Tex. :D 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 My son just pointed to Mark and asked who he was. Wow. I am on here way. too. much. I'm going to go teach Mary calculus. Peace. PS. Renai, I know what a cougar is. You're married. You should be spanked. Nice Booya though. Tis me favorite. :D Yeah. That's probably part of my problem; I'm not spanked enough... Mark needed the visual Booya image to understand how important this issue is, I think. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 We have our own ITT history and ITT culture and ITT heirarchy. We're our own sovereign thread. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 #booyahwithanh 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 We have our own ITT history and ITT culture and ITT heirarchy. We're our own sovereign thread. Sovereign. Like Texas. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Lynn. I beg you. Be my secretary. Your brain is amazing. I can't remember what I did last weekend, let alone what some random poster on a highly ignorable thread did last spring.* *No offense intended, dear sweet Tex. :D Just because Tex posts randomly does not mean that she's a random poster 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Ok. I have homework to do, thus the whole reason I ditched work today. On the agenda: Read more research articles to fill out more of the Literature Review Matrix that is due tomorrow. Discussion post on data collection methods I will use. Of course, this does not include eating or feeding my children. I think I'd also like to clean out the pantry. Yep. Don't have too much fun without me. Mark, I hope you stick around. We needed fresh bait perspectives. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkW Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I don't know about random posting or who Tex is, but I'll tell you right now, I'm a stream-of-consciousness poster. Boy does that get me into trouble. I think I made a few people angry this morning with my post in the Chat thinger. I'll carefully consider my spelling of Booya(h) lest I join the wrong gang and get capped... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 You know, that sentence on eating and feeding my children came out a bit awkward. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkW Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Also please do not eat your children. While it might seem like a sane decision late one night in a fit of pique, it rarely has good long term consequences. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I don't know about random posting or who Tex is, but I'll tell you right now, I'm a stream-of-consciousness poster. Boy does that get me into trouble. I think I made a few people angry this morning with my post in the Chat thinger. I'll carefully consider my spelling of Booya(h) lest I join the wrong gang and get capped... This whole thread is stream of consciousness. Or unconsciousness, depending on how you look at it. Yes, I've noticed a trend of inclusiveness that does the Booya(h) thing. Kinda like Switzerland. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Oh the hinting that I'm not welcome in this thread. :sniff: :sniff: :) Hey I do all the cooking, the kids' medical appointments and after school activities, the grocery shopping and the checkbook. What I really need to find is a purse a good size that's not too flashy. I'm an Earth-tones kinda guy. Try this one. It's much pricier than the very similar model I was hoping to link to, but hey, no problem... you manage the checkbook. :D And welcome! Watch out for tex. She talks about uteri. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkW Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Try this one. It's much pricier than the very similar model I was hoping to link to, but hey, no problem... you manage the checkbook. :D And welcome! Watch out for tex. She talks about uteri. Seems small, and I'm not sure it matches my shoes, but it's a start! There's a Nordstrom right near me. The salespeople always shy away from me when I walk in. I can't tell if they're intimidated or repulsed. I haven't got a uterus but I do have Crohn's Disease so if anybody wants to discuss cramps, bleeding, and foul moods I can keep up rather well... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I'm sorry, but Booyah clearly has an h in it. You are an anarchist and now I know to keep an eye on you. TOUCHDOWN! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Quackers (formally known as Lotsofducklings and I keep the h alive. Now you know that under the facade of ITT (that's the acronym for this thread) there are factions. You are required to put a booyah (or booya for those following Slache) at the top of every page of the ITT thread. I can't remember how that started but it is part of the history off the ITT and is Tradition. I LOVE JEAN. AND IKSLO. AND AMJ. (wherefore art thou, AMJ???) AND SWB. AND ALL THE OTHER H PEOPLE. I also really like all the independents in spite of their cowardice. Slache has spelling issues but she is nevertheless my BFF (don't believe a word she says to the contrary.... she adores me. She's just still smarting over the fact that I ousted her in coup a few hundred pages ago.) 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I am out of likes. Again. And at a time such as this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I LOVE JEAN. AND IKSLO. AND AMJ. (wherefore art thou, AMJ???) AND SWB. AND ALL THE OTHER H PEOPLE. I also really like all the independents in spite of their cowardice. Slache has spelling issues but she is nevertheless my BFF (don't believe a word she says to the contrary.... she adores me. She's just still smarting over the fact that I ousted her in coup a few hundred pages ago.) WE ARE NOT FRIENDS! You irritate me! I am not ousted, you just suck at spelling. I happen to be the coolest person in this thread. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I am out of likes. Again. And at a time such as this. Karma. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 If this cat does not stop walking around yowling, there just might be caticide here. . . . An "accidentally on purpose" misuse of an apostrophe is a relatively tidy way to silence a cat. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Seems small, and I'm not sure it matches my shoes, but it's a start! There's a Nordstrom right near me. The salespeople always shy away from me when I walk in. I can't tell if they're intimidated or repulsed. I haven't got a uterus but I do have Crohn's Disease so if anybody wants to discuss cramps, bleeding, and foul moods I can keep up rather well... DD3 JUST DID A POOP IN THE POTTY!!!!!!!!! (I know. I'm yelling a lot this afternoon. #dealwithit) 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I'm back. #mybackiskillingme #takingabath #shouldreallydoyoga #slashaboohatesyoga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan in TN Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Slache has spelling issues but she is nevertheless my BFF (don't believe a word she says to the contrary.... she adores me. She's just still smarting over the fact that I ousted her in coup a few hundred pages ago.) She also can't pronounce her own name correctly. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 She also can't pronounce her own name correctly. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I don't want to do anything today. I want to do nothing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 And drink wine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 We're all going to Jean's for chinese, right? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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