Kerileanne99 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 That is the line to my nerdy hubby's all-time favorite lame-o joke... Answer: a stick, to the obvious amusement of 8-year-old boys round the world. Today he introduced dd4 to this joke when we pulled into the driveway to encounter a large dead tree branch. I am not sure if I should be worried or proud that when the riddle was posed, her eyes lit up and she exclaimed: "Ooooh, CHOCOLATE!" And took at as a personal invitation to raid his stash of extra special chocolate:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 That kid is no fool. I like her already!!! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinder Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ETA: If that's the kind of joke they enjoy they might like the audiobook of Neil Gaiman's Fortunately the Milk. It's only an hour long but similarly goofy. In case you needed any audiobook recommendations . . . :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie in VA Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 That kid is no fool. I like her already!!! :) This! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerileanne99 Posted July 27, 2014 Author Share Posted July 27, 2014 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ETA: If that's the kind of joke they enjoy they might like the audiobook of Neil Gaiman's Fortunately the Milk. It's only an hour long but similarly goofy. In case you needed any audiobook recommendations . . . :D Always looking for more audiobooks:) But I won't let hubby listen if it is that sort of humour, he is bad enough on his own:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gil Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Pal said: Molasses. (He's been baking with his grandma all weekend) Buddy said: A lot of things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flowing Brook Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Gil your baaaaaaaack!! We were beginning to wonder what the kittens had done to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gil Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Gil your baaaaaaaack!! We were beginning to wonder what the kittens had done to you. Yeah, my internet usage has been sporadic lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy in NH Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Chocolate Ice Cream (which I have been scooping like crazy at the fair all week) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nd293 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 That is the line to my nerdy hubby's all-time favorite lame-o joke... Simply referred to with a groan as a 'Daddy Joke' around here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiMi 4under3 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Am I the only one whose mind immediately went to bathroom humor? My first thought was "Eeeewwwww!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excelsior! Academy Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excelsior! Academy Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 What is blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Mama Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff Alvin has been saying this joke for the past two weeks. When he says the punch line, he laughs so hard I think he's going to pass out or wet his pants. This comes from Arthur, doesn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excelsior! Academy Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Alvin has been saying this joke for the past two weeks. When he says the punch line, he laughs so hard I think he's going to pass out or wet his pants. This comes from Arthur, doesn't it? Maybe. We heard it at TeenPact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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