What is the Most Absurd Thing You've Had to Say Today?

[DaffodilDreams]

Yesterday, me to dd: "So do you want to go back and look more closely at the cottonmouth?"

 

It's cold here, but we came across a cottonmouth (water moccasin) on a hike. It was extremely sluggish due to the temps, so when I asked dd as we were walking away if she noticed the shape of the head and she said she didn't get a good look, I thought what better time for an up close look at a live venomous snake.

 

[saraha]

My daughter talking about her cousins who live in Wisconsin to her granddad

 

See, we are americans, they are Misconsins.

[theYoungerMrsWarde]

"I can't put a fiery torch inside my belly so that Squishy can see!" (Squishy is what we're calling the unborn baby, gender unknown.)

[LibraryLover]

Nothing too crazy, but to my artist I have recently been saying , "Please take the chisel and wood file off the table before dinner."

[prairiewindmomma]

"I must have poop in my hair somewhere because I can't get rid of the smell" AND "The baby just spit up down into my bra."

 

It's been an awesome day for wearing other people's bodily fluids.... No one ever told me before I had kids that this was such a part of motherhood.

[JEMama]

"Do you want me to put you two into an arena and let you fight to the death?"

 

My 2 boys were fighting and bickering all through lunch. At the height of it, I just blurted this out. (We had just finished studying gladiators a few weeks ago.) They both stopped their bickering and looked at me. My 3year old then said, "What's an arena?"