delaney Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Last night my neighbor (on the other side of the crazy) pulled into her driveway to turn around b/c his truck lost reverse. She came running out yelling at him and then proceeded to call the police. Are you ready for why? His answer to her was, "Oh, whatever. I love you too." SHE CLAIMED SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!:lol: This is what I have had to listen to for 7 years. It is ok for her 4 wiener dogs to run into my yard and circle my 3 year old snapping, but don't you dare use her driveway and say you love her!:001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsabelC Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 In short, nope. Can't beat that one for hilariously crazy overreactions. But for neighbor issues of a less amusing kind, the other day my kids found a steel trap - the traditional type that bites shut and can cause an animal to rip its own leg off - concealed in the leaf litter on our property! Where said children are wont to wander about barefoot (or were, until this happened; now they are on pain of death orders to put boots on). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thescrappyhomeschooler Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Last night my neighbor (on the other side of the crazy) pulled into her driveway to turn around b/c his truck lost reverse. She came running out yelling at him and then proceeded to call the police. Are you ready for why? His answer to her was, "Oh, whatever. I love you too." SHE CLAIMED SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!:lol:This is what I have had to listen to for 7 years. It is ok for her 4 wiener dogs to run into my yard and circle my 3 year old snapping, but don't you dare use her driveway and say you love her!:001_huh: In short, nope. Can't beat that one for hilariously crazy overreactions. But for neighbor issues of a less amusing kind, the other day my kids found a steel trap - the traditional type that bites shut and can cause an animal to rip its own leg off - concealed in the leaf litter on our property! Where said children are wont to wander about barefoot (or were, until this happened; now they are on pain of death orders to put boots on). Holy smokes! Those are both some serious crazy! So glad my neighbors are boring and stand-offish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lisamarie Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 In short, nope. Can't beat that one for hilariously crazy overreactions. But for neighbor issues of a less amusing kind, the other day my kids found a steel trap - the traditional type that bites shut and can cause an animal to rip its own leg off - concealed in the leaf litter on our property! Where said children are wont to wander about barefoot (or were, until this happened; now they are on pain of death orders to put boots on). I hope this warranted a call to the police. I can't even imagine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariannNOVA Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Hmmmm, I am beginning to come to a conclusion as to where all the 'one sandwich shy of a picnic' neighbors live............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrothead Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 In short, nope. Can't beat that one for hilariously crazy overreactions. But for neighbor issues of a less amusing kind, the other day my kids found a steel trap - the traditional type that bites shut and can cause an animal to rip its own leg off - concealed in the leaf litter on our property! Where said children are wont to wander about barefoot (or were, until this happened; now they are on pain of death orders to put boots on). You did call the cops, yes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 In short, nope. Can't beat that one for hilariously crazy overreactions. But for neighbor issues of a less amusing kind, the other day my kids found a steel trap - the traditional type that bites shut and can cause an animal to rip its own leg off - concealed in the leaf litter on our property! Where said children are wont to wander about barefoot (or were, until this happened; now they are on pain of death orders to put boots on). I would call the police. I hope you disposed of it. It is on your property someone left it there so it must not be important. I would be posting signs too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Amanda~ Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 your neighbor sounds like my neighbor. i have lots of stories lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dana Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Our old neighbors had the police give my husband a restraining order because he went over to ask them to take their dog in since it had been barking for a couple hours in the evening (after 10pm when he went over). I was so glad when they left! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathryn Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Our old neighbors had the police give my husband a restraining order because he went over to ask them to take their dog in since it had been barking for a couple hours in the evening (after 10pm when he went over). I was so glad when they left! My husband called the police on our old next door neighbors after he walked into their yard to ask them to quiet their dog that had been barking for hours and was told if he stepped over the property line again, he would be killed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarbecueMom Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Last night my neighbor (on the other side of the crazy) pulled into her driveway to turn around b/c his truck lost reverse. She came running out yelling at him and then proceeded to call the police. Are you ready for why? His answer to her was, "Oh, whatever. I love you too." SHE CLAIMED SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!:lol:This is what I have had to listen to for 7 years. It is ok for her 4 wiener dogs to run into my yard and circle my 3 year old snapping, but don't you dare use her driveway and say you love her!:001_huh: Your crazy neighbor makes me miss police dispatching. They may be nutjobs and wasting police resources, but they sure break the tension from all the serious calls. Fond memories. :001_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harriet Vane Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 I hope this warranted a call to the police. I can't even imagine! :iagree: Definitely a call to the police is in order for this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WishboneDawn Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 In short, nope. Can't beat that one for hilariously crazy overreactions. But for neighbor issues of a less amusing kind, the other day my kids found a steel trap - the traditional type that bites shut and can cause an animal to rip its own leg off - concealed in the leaf litter on our property! Where said children are wont to wander about barefoot (or were, until this happened; now they are on pain of death orders to put boots on). Wow. Please call the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalanamak Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 "Oh, whatever. I love you too." SHE CLAIMED SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!:lol::001_huh: I knew a secretary who was not answering the phone, so the doctor near by (and older man with a spotless reputation of being a compete gentleman) reached over to answer it, and he lay his other hand over her forearm to let her know he was moving in get the phone (so she wouldn't wheel around and smack him), and SHE claimed sexual harassment. Everyone who hears this story just screams with laughter because it is one in a string of "stories" about her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyCrazyMama Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Crazy! I love my neighbors and I also love that they are all over a mile away.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarreymere Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 :lol: My neighbors are entirely too nice and normal <sigh>. Now if only my family were the same........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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