clarkacademy Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 HAVE TO READ THIS ....SO FUNNY!! : A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with him and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and he said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. He taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so he can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children. Your daughter, Judith... PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KristinaBreece Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 Oh my goodness! I would have killed her for the heart attack before I killed her for the report card!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caitlinsmom Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 :lol::lol::lol: Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty ethel rackham Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 Lol! THanks for the laugh today. I really needed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonshineLearner Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 Well, you'd know she hadn't failed Creative Writing :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paintedlady Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 Oh my! Heart attack is right. :tongue_smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lahmeh Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 Love it!! :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linguistmama Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 That's awesome! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkacademy Posted September 27, 2011 Author Share Posted September 27, 2011 I liked it! I give props for that writing lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creekland Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 :lol: I actually shared that one with my public school 11th grade English class today (all top level kids). They loved it. Who knows, some might be inspired... ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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