FaithManor Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 which is why dh lost! Me: "The next child that comes in her to bug me is going to want food." Dh: "No, they've been asking all day when I was going to get done with work so I could help them with their programming." Me: "Nope, they are going to come in here and ask for food." Dh: "Nah, they had a HUGE lunch and they want me." Me: "Wanna bet?" Dh: "Sure. How much?" Me: "A night at a Holiday Inn anywhere, I don't care where. JUST OUT!" Dh: "Too rich for my blood. I've got three bucks." Me: "Okay, I've got three dollars in my purse." Three minutes later, I know have six dollars in my purse. Husbands! Don't mess with a mom. She KNOWS EVERYTHING!!!! Faith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catwoman Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 :D:D:D:D My dh would have known better than to make that bet... ;) Now if I could only learn to use my Mom Superpowers to predict some winning lottery numbers, we'd be all set. Cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belacqua Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Heh. My husband might have taken that bet until recently. But then there was the day when our teenage son came into the kitchen, got himself an apple, sliced it, found the peanut butter, and only then calmly pointed out that the washing machine had flooded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricket Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 We moms must have some neon sign on our foreheads flashing "FOOD" that only our dc can see. My kids could have just eaten but if I have been gone and I walk in the first thing they want is food. :glare: I guess I'm glad it isn't just my dc. :001_smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Yep! I am not very good at Apples to Apples. I played with a large group of people that included my daughter...4 of the 5 cards I won were from her, I know what she would like and what kinds of things she would think for most questions when she was the judge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Wow, just think if he'd gone for the night at the Holiday Inn.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pippen Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 We moms must have some neon sign on our foreheads flashing "FOOD" that only our dc can see. My kids could have just eaten but if I have been gone and I walk in the first thing they want is food. :glare: I guess I'm glad it isn't just my dc. :001_smile: The sign must be telepathic. Once we were caring for an orphan kitten and I wasn't home. My daughter called me at the library to tell me the kitten was hungry...even though her dad was in the basement. I knew a woman whose kiddo called her during an out-of-state business meeting to ask if he could have popcorn. Yup, dad was right there in the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonshineLearner Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Wow, just think if he'd gone for the night at the Holiday Inn.:D No doubt... :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 :lol: Thank you for these stories, I needed the laugh. My dh keeps insisting that there is no relation between our 4yo waking up in the middle of the night and not eating enough dinner. :glare: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellowperch Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Love it. I can look at my daughter and she can guess what card I just pulled in Creationary. Seriously, I took out one yellow lego and she guessed banana. Then I took out a grey and she guessed elephant. The guys insisted we break up the dream team, but my one of my sons an I were just as awe-inspiring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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