Stacia Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Saw this on another board & thought it was cute... :lol: IF YOU GIVE A MOM A MUFFIN… If you give a mom a muffin, She’ll want a cup of coffee to go with it. She’ll pour herself some. Her three-year-old will spill the coffee. She’ll wipe it up. Wiping the floor, she’ll find dirty socks. She’ll remember she has to do laundry. When she puts the laundry in the washer, She’ll trip over boots and bump into the freezer. Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan for supper. She will get out a pound of hamburger. She’ll look for her cookbook (â€101 Things To Do With a Pound of Hamburgerâ€). The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail. She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow. She will look for her checkbook. The check book is in her purse that is being dumped out by her two-year-old. She’ll smell something funny. She’ll change the two year old’s diaper. While she is changing the diaper, the phone will ring. Her five-year-old will answer and hang up. She’ll remember she wants to phone a friend for coffee. Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup. And chances are… If she has a cup of coffee, Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it. by Kathy Fictorie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secular_mom Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 That's great. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawn in OH Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Oh that's so true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FO4UR Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsmom3tn Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 That's cute. :D I would have forgotten that I ever had a muffin, so it wouldn't matter that the kids had eaten it. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamommy Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elise1mds Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Oh, that's spectacular! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momoflotsoftots Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Can I add this to my Facebook? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen in PA Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 This rings too true!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommyof4ks Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 LOL! That is awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 So cute! Not to hijack, but...have you seen the one that says something about the mom and dad both saying they're going to bed? The dad actually brushes his teeth and goes to bed while the mom is doing a thousand little things on her way to bed and gets there much later! I also like the one where the dad comes home to find the house and yard a total mess. When he asks his wife what happened, she gives a funny reply! Anybody know how to find those two? Chelle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BikeBookBread Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Very true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawnL Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 That's hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The other Kimberly Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Love IT - Thanks for posting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donna Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 So cute! I also like the one where the dad comes home to find the house and yard a total mess. When he asks his wife what happened, she gives a funny reply! Anybody know how to find those two? Chelle Here's one I mentioned: A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and 20 wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, and so the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?' She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?' Yes,' was his incredulous reply. She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.S. Burrow Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Here's one I mentioned: A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and 20 wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, and so the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?' She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?' Yes,' was his incredulous reply. She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.' :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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