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Saw this on another board & thought it was cute... :lol:

 

IF YOU GIVE A MOM A MUFFIN…

 

If you give a mom a muffin,

She’ll want a cup of coffee to go with it.

She’ll pour herself some.

Her three-year-old will spill the coffee.

She’ll wipe it up.

Wiping the floor, she’ll find dirty socks.

She’ll remember she has to do laundry.

When she puts the laundry in the washer,

She’ll trip over boots and bump into the freezer.

Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan for supper.

She will get out a pound of hamburger.

She’ll look for her cookbook (â€101 Things To Do With a Pound of Hamburgerâ€).

The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail.

She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow.

She will look for her checkbook.

The check book is in her purse that is being dumped out by her two-year-old.

She’ll smell something funny.

She’ll change the two year old’s diaper.

While she is changing the diaper, the phone will ring.

Her five-year-old will answer and hang up.

She’ll remember she wants to phone a friend for coffee.

Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup.

And chances are…

If she has a cup of coffee,

Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.

 

by Kathy Fictorie

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So cute!

 

Not to hijack, but...have you seen the one that says something about the mom and dad both saying they're going to bed? The dad actually brushes his teeth and goes to bed while the mom is doing a thousand little things on her way to bed and gets there much later!

 

I also like the one where the dad comes home to find the house and yard a total mess. When he asks his wife what happened, she gives a funny reply!

 

Anybody know how to find those two?

 

Chelle

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So cute!

 

 

I also like the one where the dad comes home to find the house and yard a total mess. When he asks his wife what happened, she gives a funny reply!

 

Anybody know how to find those two?

 

Chelle

 

Here's one I mentioned:

 

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and 20 wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

 

The door of his wife's car was open, and so the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.

 

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

 

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on

the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

 

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of

clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that

something serious had happened.

 

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the

bathroom door.

 

As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys

strewn over the floor.

 

Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

 

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the

bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel.

 

She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

 

He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?'

 

She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?'

 

Yes,' was his incredulous reply.

 

She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.'

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Here's one I mentioned:

 

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and 20 wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

 

The door of his wife's car was open, and so the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.

 

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

 

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on

the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

 

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of

clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that

something serious had happened.

 

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the

bathroom door.

 

As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys

strewn over the floor.

 

Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

 

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the

bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel.

 

She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

 

He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?'

 

She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?'

 

Yes,' was his incredulous reply.

 

She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.'

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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