I posted this same question on my blog a couple of weeks ago. Here is what my dd's have said.
When the Olympics were on the girls and I watched the opening serimonies together. I let them stay up late to watch-K feel asleep but J stayed awake. Well, as the United States walked in they showed President Bush and I said to J that that was the president and his wife. I told her George W. Bush.
She said, "What he's still alive."
I said, "Yes, honey he is."
She said, "Wow, he looks really good for being so old."
I said, "What do mean?"
She said, "Well for him to be the first president and to have lived this long, that's amazing."
I then explained that he was not George Washington, the first president, but George Bush the current president.
Fast forward to yesterday.
My husband has been out of town for a week on business. He got back on Saturday and we decided to go take the girls for a drive and get a treat. While we were in the car K explained to us how she was going to have a baby brother. (No, we are not pg.)
J said, "No we are not." She told us how she was going to grow up and have a baby brother herself. J said, "You can't, it will be your own baby." She said, "Yes I can I will marry daddy and have a baby brother." J told her she can not marry daddy because mommy is already married to daddy. K got really upset and yelled, "I can marry daddy if I want to and you can't stop me."
I love what my kids say sometimes!