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Awwww....:grouphug::grouphug:

 

Here's something. Conversation between Pigby and DH:

 

Pigby: Our frogs are boy frogs.

 

DH: Oh yeah? How do you know?

 

Pigby: Because they don't have any eyelashes!:lol:

 

Similarly, from my ds to his Uncle:

 

CW: "It's hard to tell if hamsters are boys or girls when they are little, but it's easy to tell when they grow up."

 

Uncle: "Really? How do you tell?"

 

CW: "Their butts get big."

 

Uncle took this to mean the females' butts get big! :lol: DS actually was talking about how the boy parts enlarge and drag behind a grown hamster, but uncle lept to some assumptions about females and butts in general. :glare:

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Similarly, from my ds to his Uncle:

 

CW: "It's hard to tell if hamsters are boys or girls when they are little, but it's easy to tell when they grow up."

 

Uncle: "Really? How do you tell?"

 

CW: "Their butts get big."

 

Uncle took this to mean the females' butts get big! :lol: DS actually was talking about how the boy parts enlarge and drag behind a grown hamster, but uncle lept to some assumptions about females and butts in general. :glare:

 

:lol:

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I posted this in another thread, but it's all I've got. Here ya go:

 

 

The other night, DH was watching some sort of fighting event on tv.

 

The next afternoon, they turn on the tv, still on the same channel, but there is some show on with women in bikinis on a beach. (I have no idea what show.) One of them has her hands in some mud.

 

DS: I like this show.

DH: What, you like the mud?

DS: No. I like the ladies!

 

 

 

 

DH related the story to me.

Me: :confused: :lol::lol: (He's 6!)

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