I did not have a child because I could not make it in the real world as a micro manager

DS is very proud to announce that he can fit an entire orange in his mouth at one time.

Driving in rush hour with people who fail to understand the importance of checking to ensure that there is no one in the lane they want to occupy. My brakes, horn and reflexes still work and no one was injured. 90+ minutes later and I think my heart is beating again.

Want to carve the likeness of a chicken in your pumpkin? Just catch one and hold it down.

Life keeps getting in the way of school work.

I love Mondays!!

I just discovered that I can shred cheese with my salad shooter. This discovery has made me insanely happy

Doubled the size of my garden in preperation for the spring!! I am ready for winter!

There is a dead cow in my yard. Life in the sticks.

Darn it! I was sneaking having fries for a snack and DS caught me.

DS has decided that he wants to make stop motion animation with his legos.

Howdy! Hope you have a lovely evening

Sniffing new books

DS decided to build a boat today and float it in the massive 2 inch deep puddle that is left from the snowmelting. Funniest thing I have seen in ages.