KidsHappen Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 A little financial humor. Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but here goes: Investment tips for 2008 for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2008. 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2.) PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood. 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP. 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants. 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! And finally 9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBang Bang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsmamainva Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 LOL!! Those are funny!!! #9 is my favorite, though!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3lilreds in NC Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 :lol: I hadn't seen these. Thanks for sharing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Our family likes #1 and #7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brehon Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 :rofl::rofl: Thank you for this!! Both my partner and I got a real kick out of this. His favorite, of course, was the last one. Mine, too. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrothead Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Those are good. I like FedUP and the last one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Virginia Dawn Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Oh my goodness! You caught me unaware. I'm breathless from laughing so hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LG Gone Wild Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Groannnnnn.:svengo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K&Rs Mom Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 :lol: Thanks for sharing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Bay Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 A little financial humor. Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but here goes: Investment tips for 2008 for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. You must have missed my post on this the other day! http://www.welltrainedmind.com/forums/showthread.php?t=63592 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidsHappen Posted October 27, 2008 Author Share Posted October 27, 2008 You must have missed my post on this the other day! http://www.welltrainedmind.com/forums/showthread.php?t=63592 Oh, I did. I couldn't get to this site for three days due to some really weird internet problem. :blush: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Bay Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 Oh, I did. I couldn't get to this site for three days due to some really weird internet problem. :blush: Don't feel bad; I wasn't upset or angry. Just wanted a bit of attention with a tough day with my dc;). Sometimes I miss some great posts myself because I use up all my forum time catching up on my subscribed threads, which is how it will be today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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