Renai Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Maybe not so much "bad" as "seriously warped." Which, in the "According to ME" files, is a good thing. :thumbup1: Me too. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 It would probably be more interesting if you had schizophrenia. I don't? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 I've had three at once, at one time. One died under suspicious causes when I was 9 months pregnant - he was about 10 years old. Another got attacked by a bigger dog and we had to put him down. We're down to one dog now. I'm sorry. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 I don't? I don't think that was on your list of diagnoses. Trust me, you don't want it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Lo siento. It's okay. It's kinda therapeutic. When I feel like doing it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 I have to do mine by hand. Hey, I think I know you. Isn't your name Ma Ingalls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 It's okay. It's kinda therapeutic. When I feel like doing it. And how often is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 I'm sorry. Thanks. The 10 year old we had as a pup. I was waiting in the chiro's office when a lady asked me how I was and I burst out crying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Gotta go pick up 15yo from dance work-study, and take 4yo to gymnastics. See ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Me too. We are so sisters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 I'm off too. Bye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 I don't? No. That's your other personality. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Crud. I chased everyone away. Which leaves me with work. Bleh. :nopity: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Matt calls lotsoflittleducklings my stalker. Funny. Blue-Eyed Quarterback* calls Slache MY stalker. (*Blue-Eyed Quarterback is not dh's real name) Just popping in to clarify that. Off to a party! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Funny. Blue-Eyed Quarterback* calls Slache MY stalker. (*Blue-Eyed Quarterback is not dh's real name) Just popping in to clarify that. Off to a party! How does he throw the ball with a wing?!? I'd give good money to see that, I'll tell you. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Funny. Blue-Eyed Quarterback* calls Slache MY stalker. (*Blue-Eyed Quarterback is not dh's real name) Just popping in to clarify that. Off to a party! I actually read this as Blue-eyed Quackerback, for some odd reason... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 It's been 19 minutes. Y'all aren't taking this thread seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 I actually read this as Blue-eyed Quackerback, for some odd reason... SO DID I! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 SO DID I! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 I have fallen behind on this thread, but I have to relate my extremely interesting dream for which I do NOT need Freud for interpretation. I dreamed that dh's sister had a baby but she did not want it. She gave it to me. Her mother (MIL) was going to raise it and moved to a new house to do so. However, I was the one holding the baby, and as time went on and the night passed and the next day came, I realized that the baby needed to eat. I thought about nursing the baby but realized that my milk had dried up a long time ago. I told MIL I needed to call SIL and ask what formula I should give the baby. MIL then was all mysterious and indicated that SIL had taken care of everything and that "Cousin Cynthia" would be calling soon. Evidently, Cousin Cynthia would adopt the baby and SIL had the baby so Cousin Cynthia could have it. Then dh came in and announced that the baby's name would be "Jacob Mule". I told him that we could not name the baby Mule. In the end, what I realized was that Cousin Cynthia never called, MIL didn't take the baby, SIL had gotten the heck out of Dodge and I was left holding the little thing. He was a sweet and perfect little baby, and he didn't even cry. I knew I would need to raise him. So I decided to do so. The baby is Nan. She is stubborn like a mule. She tried to insist on staying in the van in the driveway yesterday when we came back from Sonic rather than getting out and coming into the house. I had to do fancy talking to get her to agree to come in. Also, everyone else has dropped the "baby", and I am left holding the bag. She is not too much trouble, though. :) Also, MORE TORNADOES AND HUGE HAIL HERE. UGH. Go away, spring. You suck. (I said "suck".) 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 I have fallen behind on this thread, but I have to relate my extremely interesting dream for which I do NOT need Freud for interpretation. This was quite an interesting read, texasmama. It's a good thing you're a therapist. Besides you having Nan, the kitten saga had me thinking something completely different. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 This was quite an interesting read, texasmama. It's a good thing you're a therapist. Besides you having Nan, the kitten saga had me thinking something completely different. And here I was thinking that maybe there was an adoption on the horizon. But maybe that should be Quackers. Working all day on a beautiful Saturday is not conducive to clear thinking. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 I wanna adopt! Is there a baby? Gimme. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 I wanna adopt! Is there a baby? Gimme. I feel like this often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 The baby is 96. :D So tired of the duck and cover routine! Too many people and pets here. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 I feel like this often. I saw this really horrible thing about abandoned newborns in North Korea and I was just bawling like a baby. I held my hands out to the computer and said "Give them to me! I'll take 4 right now. No questions asked." My husband said if I ever came home with more than 2 I'd have to take some back. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Renai and I will each take one. I'm really old, but I cannot turn down an abandoned newborn. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Renai and I will each take one. I'm really old, but I cannot turn down an abandoned newborn. If I never married I'd probably run an orphanage. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Renai and I will each take one. I'm really old, but I cannot turn down an abandoned newborn. Actually, I remember y'all talking about me having a twofer. So, I think I'd have to adopt two, gladly. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 In other news, 15yo dd told me this morning that she doesn't do "school" well. She'd rather just homeschool. It helps that a friend of hers that she's known a while through dance lasted even less in this performing arts school before returning to homeschooling and community college. Neither of us knew she had homeschooled before. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Renai and I will each take one. I'm really old, but I cannot turn down an abandoned newborn. And stop saying you're old. You are not that old. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renai Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 It's been two minutes. Yall are not taking this thread serioiusly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 And stop saying you're old. You are not that old. Agreed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Off to worky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 And stop saying you're old. You are not that old. I am trying to embrace my elder status, sonny! :D 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 I guess nobody missed me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Who are you again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Who are you again? Someone better looking than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 I guess nobody missed me.Dude. I was a little busy trying to plan a duck and cover routine for my family of six, Nan, and the caregiver. Plus two cats, three kittens, a large dog, a mean parrot, a hamster, and a pepper plant named Bob. Don't ask. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasmama Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 I need Jojos picture to truly judge that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 I need Jojos picture to truly judge that. It's usually safe to assume I'm the best looking one on the forum. My secret? Photoshop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 If I never married I'd probably run an orphanage. Ever since having my first baby, I can't bear the thought of little babes in orphanages with no one to hold them and love them. You know how they say orphan babies don't even cry, because they've learned that no one will answer them? So I've decided that when I'm old and grey and widowed, I'm NOT retiring to a cushy life in some Florida retirement community. I'm going to go live in an orphanage abroad and rock all the babies to sleep, all day long, every day. And sing to them and pray for them. That's what my grandpa did for all his great-grandkids, when he was too crippled and old to do much else. He's been gone about seven months now. I miss him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Ever since having my first baby, I can't bear the thought of little babes in orphanages with no one to hold them and love them. You know how they say orphan babies don't even cry, because they've learned that no one will answer them? So I've decided that when I'm old and grey and widowed, I'm NOT retiring to a cushy life in some Florida retirement community. I'm going to go live in an orphanage abroad and rock all the babies to sleep, all day long, every day. And sing to them and pray for them. That's what my grandpa did for all his great-grandkids, when he was too crippled and old to do much else. He's been gone about seven months now. I miss him. There are a lot of ministries that do that that you could get involved with. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 How does he throw the ball with a wing?!? I'd give good money to see that, I'll tell you. I actually read this as Blue-eyed Quackerback, for some odd reason... SO DID I! Blue-Eyed Quackerback throwing with his wing is probably closer to the truth. Some people just aren't born to be quarterbacks. But he was cute in his jersey nevertheless. I'll keep him. :001_wub: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 There are a lot of ministries that do that that you could get involved with. Really??? Seriously? I would totally do that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lots of little ducklings Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 I have fallen behind on this thread, but I have to relate my extremely interesting dream for which I do NOT need Freud for interpretation. I dreamed that dh's sister had a baby but she did not want it. She gave it to me. Her mother (MIL) was going to raise it and moved to a new house to do so. However, I was the one holding the baby, and as time went on and the night passed and the next day came, I realized that the baby needed to eat. I thought about nursing the baby but realized that my milk had dried up a long time ago. I told MIL I needed to call SIL and ask what formula I should give the baby. MIL then was all mysterious and indicated that SIL had taken care of everything and that "Cousin Cynthia" would be calling soon. Evidently, Cousin Cynthia would adopt the baby and SIL had the baby so Cousin Cynthia could have it. Then dh came in and announced that the baby's name would be "Jacob Mule". I told him that we could not name the baby Mule. In the end, what I realized was that Cousin Cynthia never called, MIL didn't take the baby, SIL had gotten the heck out of Dodge and I was left holding the little thing. He was a sweet and perfect little baby, and he didn't even cry. I knew I would need to raise him. So I decided to do so. The baby is Nan. She is stubborn like a mule. She tried to insist on staying in the van in the driveway yesterday when we came back from Sonic rather than getting out and coming into the house. I had to do fancy talking to get her to agree to come in. Also, everyone else has dropped the "baby", and I am left holding the bag. She is not too much trouble, though. :) Also, MORE TORNADOES AND HUGE HAIL HERE. UGH. Go away, spring. You suck. (I said "suck".) Reminds me of my mom's infamous recurring dream back in 1988. She kept waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, screaming about the missing baby. Night after night for WEEKS. Then one afternoon she found a little potted lemon tree shoved in the back of a closet. Apparently some men doing work on the house earlier that year had moved it out of the way and she hadn't realized until then that it was not in its usual spot in her bedroom. The Missing Baby dream stopped. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Someone better looking than you. Hah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJosMom Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 I need Jojos picture to truly judge that. It's usually safe to assume I'm the best looking one on the forum. My secret? Photoshop. Avert your eyes, Slash. You can't handle this much beauty. And power. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Avert your eyes, Slash. You can't handle this much beauty. And power. Sounds like someone needs to prove themselves with an avitar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 *Jeopardy theme playing* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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