Gil Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Is when they blame the cat, and heaven help you, you believe them. Entirely and without question. We need a cage that a feline escape artist can't escape from. Any suggestions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Florida. Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Doesn't every one have that extra daughter named Ida? Who did this? Ida Know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 If we knew what the cat was being accused of, we could help. And my advice wouldn't include a cage. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsheresomewhere Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 What did the accused do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gil Posted January 8, 2015 Author Share Posted January 8, 2015 The defendant is accused of knocking all of the books off of a shelf and shredding a notepad. ETA: The defendant is also the prime suspect in the case of the smashed mug and the missing favorite shirt. As well as the case of who peed on this towel and left it on the floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Florida. Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Well the defendant, being a cat, is in fact capable of all of the named crimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Does the defendant have a scratching post? And a clean litter box? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoobie Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 The cat can hang up towels otherwise? Impressive! Dr. Elsey's Cat Attract Litter is my first go to for any cat elimination issue. As well as removing the hood from a hooded box and keeping it super clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trulycrabby Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 ...well, it does sound like Mr. Furball is guilty, though. Who else would pee on a towel? Okay, I have boys, so I should have phrased that differently....would any of your kids pee on a towel to frame the cat? :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starr Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Ahh cats. Always a challenge. According to dd our very old cat was quite active and could manage much child like mischief. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberia Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 She's guilty. Let's eat her. Sincerely, Tiberia's Dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gil Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 Doesn't every one have that extra daughter named Ida? Who did this? Ida Know. I disowned that trouble making pest, Ida a few months ago, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gil Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 ...And my advice wouldn't include a cage. ;) If you knew this cat, it would. And a muzzle. And a declawing. ...And probably a daily dose of tranquilizers too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gil Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 The cat can hang up towels otherwise? Impressive! Haha! No, she is suspected of having dug it out of the hamper and peed on it. Or else she peed on the floor and then dug out the towel to cover it up. Dr. Elsey's Cat Attract Litter is my first go to for any cat elimination issue. As well as removing the hood from a hooded box and keeping it super clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gil Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 She's guilty. Let's eat her. Sincerely, Tiberia's Dog Dear wise and reasonable Dog of Tiberia. I appreciate your wise and considered feedback and wanted you to know that I, personally agree with you. To be eaten is the most lenient and just punishment in my opinion. Unfortunately we are a jury of 3 and I am outvoted on this option. The courts are forced to look for alternative measures since the jury was split 2-1 against having the cat be eaten. Sincerely, Gil -- The Sucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aura Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 :lol: I was cat-sitter to my sis's cat for a few weeks. This crazy cat was the CLUMSIEST cat I've ever seen. For the entire first week I don't think he touched the floor: climbing from shelf to table to counter, knocking over everything possible...except the one houseplant he used as his litter box. Said plant is no longer with us. Neither is the cat, thankfully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberia Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Dear wise and reasonable Dog of Tiberia. I appreciate your wise and considered feedback and wanted you to know that I, personally agree with you. To be eaten is the most lenient and just punishment in my opinion. Unfortunately we are a jury of 3 and I am outvoted on this option. The courts are forced to look for alternative measures since the jury was split 2-1 against having the cat be eaten. Sincerely, Gil -- The Sucker I love cats. (They taste just like chicken...) You could send your cat to us for a "vacation." Regards, Dog of Tiberia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandylubug Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Well kitty obviously thinks you are storing your books and mug in the wrong areas and that should be addressed immediately. Also, she was just fluffing the notepad for your enjoyment later. P.s. kitty enjoyed the spa towel potty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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