Teachin'Mine Posted December 28, 2011 Author Share Posted December 28, 2011 What have you done to verify "mommy grades"? Daddy checked them out and gave them the thumbs up! :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Man, I LOVE IT!!! I am laughing so hard, I'm crying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted December 30, 2011 Author Share Posted December 30, 2011 :lol: What does Sephora do best? Whatever she puts her mind to. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted January 2, 2012 Author Share Posted January 2, 2012 (edited) How do you back up your computer? It's so automatic that I do it from virtual memory. First I start up the computer with the control key, click on highlights, scan the landscape and pay attention to any alerts, put the computer drive into reverse, check windows again and then use the zoom box and surge suppressor as needed to avoid a crash ... the usual. Sooo...now what do I do with the soup bone? My answer depends on whether it's coming right out of the soup, or whether Rover has already buried it in the backyard ... Edited January 2, 2012 by Teachin'Mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 How do you back up your computer? It's so automatic that I do it from virtual memory. First I start up the computer with the control key' date=' click on highlights, scan the landscape and pay attention to any alerts, put the computer drive into reverse, check windows again and then use the zoom box and surge suppressor as needed to avoid a crash ... the usual. [/quote'] :lol::lol: Genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Why don't French women get fat? They just don't try hard enough. Lazy...plain and simple. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 My head might explode. Thanks for the "heads up". :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Socks! Help! Don't worry! It's not as confusing as it seems. Just stay calm and we'll all help you through it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Anyone have experience with Melaleuca? Ugh! Yes! They're in bloom right now and my allergies have been going crazy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 I am way too grouchy Don't worry Oscar. We all love you anyway! :grouphug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 I feel like my warranty is about to expire I think you can go to Best Buy and get it extended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 If you have a telephone number Do you ever dial it just to see what happens?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 How do you get your kids to pick up a pencil and write? I ask them nicely first. After that.... waterboarding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Losing temper with your children during schooltime? Oh yes! I highly recommend it. It's a great way to get them to work. :D :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 When do you start Greek? Usually the day before we're going to eat it. Sauces always taste better the next day. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 The meat guys are moving up in the world. That just sounds soooo wroooong. :D hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theYoungerMrsWarde Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 My head might explode. Thanks for the "heads up". :D The meat guys are moving up in the world. That just sounds soooo wroooong. :D hehe :lol::lol::smilielol5: Yeah! The return of Ibbygirl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 :lol::lol::smilielol5: Yeah! The return of Ibbygirl! hehehehe In my best Elvis voice, "Thank you. Thank you very much!" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 A lesson on engaging in schadenfreude. I thought engaging in schadenfreude was outlawed? But I'm not sure. I don't speak French. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 So what would you make of this situation? I could make a hat, brooch, pteradactyl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Ibbygirl is on a roll! (Uh-oh - better butter it up!):D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 So what would you make of this situation? I could make a hat, brooch, pteradactyl... ROFL Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking! Ibbygirl is on a roll! (Uh-oh - better butter it up!):D hahahahahahaha Good one Jean! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 am i weird that this irritates me? Nope. Lots of words irritate me. "This" isn't one of them, but I'm not going to judge you. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Okay California girls where are you? (and boys too) Ummm. I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess California? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Chick-Fil-A new menu item for kids ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 What are these strange things? In my house, they are called children. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: That and the tops, I just burst out laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphin Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 A lesson on engaging in schadenfreude. I thought engaging in schadenfreude was outlawed? But I'm not sure. I don't speak French. :D :D:D:D:D:D:D:D this one got me too... but I thought it was German? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 :D:D:D:D:D:D:Dthis one got me too... but I thought it was German? It is. I was being silly. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Pictures of our new kitten! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Cat People! I need help! Meow yes?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Pictures of our new kitten! Oh my goodness! Is his name Adolph? (We used to have a cat with half a mustache named Mussolini.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Oh my goodness! Is his name Adolph? (We used to have a cat with half a mustache named Mussolini.) LOL I think his name is Kitler actually? Not sure, found him on google. hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Any suggestions for keeping a 6 year old happy on a 20 hour bus ride? Valium? Oh wait... that's for keeping mom happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Searching for a way to make rigor fun... Rigor mortis?? Well, it's not much fun for the dead guy, but it can be lots of fun for the family if you have something to sled with. :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 How do you choose a hairdresser? I usually blindfold myself and use the "eenie, meanie, miney mo" method. works for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 (edited) ROFL Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking! And sniffing glue! I'm so excited that you *got* it! :D This is such a funny thread! Edited January 13, 2012 by Chelle in MO I was so excited I forgot to finish my contraction! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 (edited) And sniffing glue! I so excited that you *got* it! :D This is such a funny thread! "Excuse me stewardess. I speak Jive." hehehehehe I think it's evident where I spent the bulk of my time in my earlier years. :blushing: I'm fluent in Monty Python and Princess Bride too! Can't say it was all time ill spent! Know what I mean, know what I mean knudge, knudge. ;) :D hehe Edited January 12, 2012 by Ibbygirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted January 12, 2012 Author Share Posted January 12, 2012 :lol::lol::smilielol5: Yeah! The return of Ibbygirl! I'll ditto that!!! :D Tina and all who've posted ... :lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Has anyone matched Monty Python sketches with historical periods? I thought that was how everyone taught history. :confused: Do you mean there is another way?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 I'll ditto that!!! :D Tina and all who've posted ... :lol::lol::lol: :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 What would you title a book about raising your kids/parenting? "Welcome to the Mad House!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 "Excuse me stewardess. I speak Jive." hehehehehe I think it's evident where I spent the bulk of my time in my earlier years. :blushing: I'm fluent in Monty Python and Princess Bride too! Can't say it was all time ill spent! Know what I mean, know what I mean knudge, knudge. ;) :D hehe I'm sorry...you lost me w/MP and PB! Dh and I do Airplane quotes all the time, though. The stewardess part was so funny thanks to Barbara's former tv role. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 I'm sorry...you lost me w/MP and PB! Dh and I do Airplane quotes all the time, though. The stewardess part was so funny thanks to Barbara's former tv role. Airplane was a funny movie! Mrs. Cleaver speaking Jive. How awesome is that?? lol I highly recommend Princess Bride and Monty Python's Holy Grail too. I think you'd love it! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 How do you know when it's not working??? When flames and smoke appear, that's usually my first inkling that something may be amiss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Dog Licking- Help me make it stop! My advice... when the dog comes near you, instead of licking it, just scratch it behind the ears gently or give him a nice rub on his belly. If the temptation to lick the dog is too much for you though, I suggest just avoiding dogs altogether. You don't want anyone to think you're a weirdo doglicker kwim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Anyone make THIS salad? I've never made THIS salad, but I have made THAT salad. Does that count?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Dog Licking- Help me make it stop! My advice... when the dog comes near you, instead of licking it, just scratch it behind the ears gently or give him a nice rub on his belly. If the temptation to lick the dog is too much for you though, I suggest just avoiding dogs altogether. You don't want anyone to think you're a weirdo doglicker kwim? O.k. That is just TOO MUCH! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Incontinence? No thanks. I'm good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 A dose of reality... Personally, I'd much rather have a dose of fantasy. Do you have a dose of that? I don't like to do reality too much. Reality is too real. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Weather forecast in Minnesota and Wisconsin? Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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