Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Getting Rid of it all!! Hang on! Hang on now! Keep your shirt on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Do you ever wonder if you're wrong? I don't have to wonder. Someone always tells me I'm wrong whenever I say anything. :confused: :glare: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 I need to have a small tantrum .... inside No worries. Just scream with your mouth closed and you can keep it all inside! :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 What made you change your mind? Hmmm. I'd say the gun to the head was pretty persuasive. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 kinda silly but kinda excited I kinda lit it and it kinda ignited Uh-oh! :willy_nilly: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 can you tell me about the Saturn Ion? no sweetie, you not on Saturn, you and I on Earth :patriot: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Ham strikes again...this time he goes after SWB in earnest Bad Piggie!! If you don't behave and leave Susan alone you will be turned into bacon and ham sandwiches! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted April 5, 2011 Author Share Posted April 5, 2011 can you tell me about the Saturn Ion? no sweetie, you not on Saturn, you and I on Earth :patriot: My husband is a Genius! Oh my! I see Dad has been sneaking onto Mommy's computer too. :w00t: :leaving: Q. for Artisan Bread Makers X for everybody else! :glare: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 I am seriously out of the loop here.. Here. Borrow my GPS navigator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Summer Math 1 picnic basket + 2 ice cream cones 10 mosquitos + 3 bumble bees 4 ounces of sunscreen - 1 sunburn 1 yard of green grass + 4 rose bushes You could go on and on! Fall Math, now that's a whole 'nother pumpkin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Termite Treatment--Which Option Would You Choose? I'd choose the option that leaves them dead. But that's just me. I'm not known for my kind treatment of bugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 (edited) Teaching Respect for Adults Stop calling them dirty, stinking bastiges. Once you get that down, the rest is easy. :thumbup: Edited April 5, 2011 by Ibbygirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Which math did your "mathy" child use for high school? Mathy Math for Mathy Kids by Math Matthews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 let'sgolearn or catchupmath Maybe you all should focus on Language Arts for awhile instead. Just a thought. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Child's IQ dropping 20 points? Hmmm. Has your child lost weight recently?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 let'sgolearn or catchupmath Maybe you all should focus on Language Arts for awhile instead. Just a thought. :) :lol::lol: LOL! I almost wrote this same thing. You're too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 What is your favorite season of the year soccer season. :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 :lol::lol: LOL! I almost wrote this same thing. You're too funny! hehehehehe Great minds think alike! :thumbup: ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 What to do in NC? You could stay at a B&B. :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 How to get your Child off the Refrigerator and on to Learning I always just use a big stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 heard trashmen yell "WOW" at all my trash Did it perform tricks?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 The King's Speech - Would you take your teens? Mija, if I got invited to go see the King speak, you better believe I'd take whoever I could as witnesses that I was really there! :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Beautiful Feet ?? Not me. My feet are nasty. I've been told they resemble Sasquatch's. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momofeight Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 We really need "like" buttons...mine would be worn-out - laughed until I cried...you guys are too funny! I LOVE it! :lol::thumbup::thumbup::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momofeight Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Ok, here is my feeble attempt at this... Not Wanting this to get lost... Well then don't put it "where your sure to find it!" OR Then be sure NOT to give it to my husband! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Ok, here is my feeble attempt at this... Not Wanting this to get lost... Well then don't put it "where your sure to find it!" OR Then be sure NOT to give it to my husband! hehehehehehehehe :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 (edited) Do you cater to your child's food preferences? Nah, I don't do catering. I throw whatever I cook at them and it's up to them to catch it in their mouths. No fancy shmancy caterers here. Edited April 5, 2011 by Ibbygirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Why are atheist and agnostic considered the same in recent threads? "One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong, Can you tell which thing is not like the others By the time I finish my song? Did you guess which thing was not like the others? Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong? If you guessed this one is not like the others, Then you're absolutely...right! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Tiger Mom's daughter accepted into Harvard Does Harvard have a zoo?? Huh. I didn't know. Learn something new everyday! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted April 5, 2011 Author Share Posted April 5, 2011 How to get your Child off the Refrigerator and on to Learning I always just use a big stick. I thought maybe she bought them magnetic underwear by mistake ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted April 5, 2011 Author Share Posted April 5, 2011 Ok, here is my feeble attempt at this... Not Wanting this to get lost... Well then don't put it "where your sure to find it!" OR Then be sure NOT to give it to my husband! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 I thought maybe she bought them magnetic underwear by mistake ... LOL :lol::lol: Yeah, that's different. If they have magnetic underwear then you have to use a snow shovel to get them off. :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted April 5, 2011 Author Share Posted April 5, 2011 Tiger Mom's daughter accepted into Harvard Does Harvard have a zoo?? Huh. I didn't know. Learn something new everyday! :) :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 (edited) Type then delete then delete then delete then delete then delete then delete then delete then delete then delete then delete then delete then delete then delete then delete Edited April 5, 2011 by Ibbygirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted April 5, 2011 Author Share Posted April 5, 2011 LOL :lol::lol: Yeah, that's different. If they have magnetic underwear then you have to use a snow shovel to get them off. :thumbup: :smilielol5: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirch Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Type then delete Type then delete Type then delete Type then delete Type then delete Type then delete Type then delete Type then delete Type then delete Type then delete Type then delete Type then delete I thought you were good at following directions until I quoted your post. :tongue_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 I thought you were good at following directions until I quoted your post. :tongue_smilie: I was good. I typed it, then used White-out! ;) :thumbup: hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirch Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 I was good. I typed it, then used White-out! ;) :thumbup: hehe Ahh, but it showed up in black and white in the text box when I quoted you--CAUGHT!! :lol: And how in the world did you get white-out to stick to your computer?? Besides, the correct response to that one would be: then delete :tongue_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Ahh, but it showed up in black and white in the text box when I quoted you--CAUGHT!! :lol: And how in the world did you get white-out to stick to your computer?? Besides, the correct response to that one would be: then delete :tongue_smilie: Ah you're right! Doh!! I'm going to fix it right now! hehehe You'll have to re-quote my post! ;) :tongue_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Having a rough day and need some cute in your life? Well, that depends. . . Is "cute" the new code word for TEA? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 What to substitute with - Lightening Lit Q You might try Darkening Unlit X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 My son cracks me up I figured Humpty Dumpty would someday want revenge for being sat upon that wall! Serves you right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 (edited) It turns out..... Charlie Sheen is smart afterall - Self-centered Mental Arrogant Rogue Tedious Sorry Charlie! Edited April 5, 2011 by *~Tina~* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 How long does MFW high school take? Generally speaking, high school takes about 4 years, regardless of which curriculum you use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 The King's Speech -- would you take your teens? F**k, yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted April 5, 2011 Author Share Posted April 5, 2011 Having a rough day and need some cute in your life? Well, that depends. . . Is "cute" the new code word for TEA? :D :lol: Oh no - another word that will never be the same ... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 heard trashmen yell "WOW" at all my trash 'round these parts we refer to it as "junk in the trunk", but hey. . .to each their own. there ain't nuttin' so flattering as guys yelpling at you from the street. . .congratulations. . .I know you must be thrilled! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Lots of new voices here lately... You hear them too? Whoa, that's a relief!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*~Tina~* Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Why can't I log out? Welcome to the WTM Forum, where we uphold the policies of Hotel California. . . you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave. :scared: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbygirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 The King's Speech -- would you take your teens? F**k, yeah! *choke* You gotta give a girl some warning before you post something like that! Thank God I wasn't drinking milk! It would have shot clean out my nose!! :lol: heard trashmen yell "WOW" at all my trash 'round these parts we refer to it as "junk in the trunk", but hey. . .to each their own. there ain't nuttin' so flattering as guys yelpling at you from the street. . .congratulations. . .I know you must be thrilled! :D Lots of new voices here lately... You hear them too? Whoa, that's a relief!! Why can't I log out? Welcome to the WTM Forum, where we uphold the policies of Hotel California. . . you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave. :scared: :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5: These were great! hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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